Pete Hewitt

I like how the caption on this photo reads as if he's making a claim that could not be independently verified.

Not a real article sadly, a rehash of one about gaming / esports words. However I appreciate the dedication to get a quality second mentions into the fake news.

www.bbc.com/news/technol...

I've been getting these constantly for about a month, never noticed any mutuals though

I often wonder if there's anything that could get John Harris off his endless pursuit of misery and doom

an egg and cheese McMuffin is three pounds forty now? why not take my firstborn next, McDonald's? why not curse my entire bloodline?

what percentage drip is removed when you throw away the base and put it on an arm?

when we pointed out to someone that their proposed course was impossible as they'd designed it, bc UKVI wouldn't issue that type of visa, and offered a solution to fix it... we were accused of "being obstructive"

do you have the ID card to prevent you misusing that free entry to London Zoo?

Thanks google AI but I meant to type “shut”…

I leave the web team and AOL dies. Coincidence? I think not.

Hong Kong has a cum problem The archaic Latin word haunts local life, to much amusement and chagrin.

theoutline.com/post/7091/ho...

the double signing charity cheque thing is being replaced in some areas with double authentication via the banking app.

one who solves crimes... with memes?

didn't realise Variety had been bought by Reach

pretty expensive as I recall...

Man on Fire was a DVD that took up 20% of the stockroom in the WHSmith I worked in during high school. No idea why we had so many copies. They didn't sell.

They're still less awful than the americanised ones where everything is mega drama...

[footage of kitchen on cruise ship] "but its a race against time to get the 5000 meals ready for dinner"

Yes. That's their job. In a facility set up specifically to do this. Pls just explain to me the logistics.

The number of PDFs we've vanquished thanks to that law is magnificent. And Sway. Stupid stupid Sway...

The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.

I'm seeing the toppling saddam parody, both here and on youtube. You A/B testing?

nearly spat my tea out at that thumbnail

I had a similar issue with the giant French Fancy cake. The icing should have been 1cm thick. It was just endless dry sponge :'(

@iandunt.bsky.social W/O knowing the article itself it's difficult to make a judgement. During local elections there are hundreds of near identical articles that an extract of a spreadsheet w a bit of flourish. Using "AI" to generate a skeleton and then having a journo check is sensible timesaving

the idiocy of stopping Kangaroo has a direct pipeline to Netflix's current awfulness.

join the fucking queue

was always excited when something had a single digit VideoPlus+ code. Felt like it shouldn't work and yet...

Do cats dislike "the bitter taste of Bitrex" as applied to batteries to stop kids eating them? Bc I may have just thought of a potential business idea...

a highly underrated type of friend is the one with the forthright courage to order dessert first at a group dinner where the mood around dessert is still uncertain

Today's random #ContentDesign job is to track down any references to "leave to remain" now that the Home Office have (correctly) decided that its a stupid phrase and it should be "permission to stay" instead.

On a related note, is it also finally time to remove "or Tier 4" from the website?