GNU Jane Goodall.
01.10.2025 21:37 β π 587 π 119 π¬ 9 π 6@iplburdis.bsky.social
Left wing sesquipedalian, loves tea, likes wine, books, baking, and bursting into song. A fan of the Archers. He/him Views are my own and are definitely "woke". Newcastle/Gateshead UK Bitcoin and crypto will be blocked, so don't bother
GNU Jane Goodall.
01.10.2025 21:37 β π 587 π 119 π¬ 9 π 6It's very easy: if you are on a march organised by racists, and there are lots of racists there then you are a racist too.
16.09.2025 07:28 β π 48 π 10 π¬ 1 π 2When the Tommeh mob kick off, could someone tell McSweeney and Starmer that most British people intensely dislike drunk, coked up football hooligans acting the twat and it is high time they stood up to them, and for British values, which do not include yobbery, vandalism or white nationalism.
13.09.2025 10:54 β π 153 π 34 π¬ 1 π 0Labour is shameful. They told us they wanted to end the cull, but now they've changed their mind.
Share if you're furious and want the cull to end immediately!
You monster
02.07.2025 14:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βTransphobia is not f**cking feministβ
Kate Nash's powerful speech during her performance at Glastonbury.
Funny how the actual conclusion your headline should come to is that societal fat-shaming is a bigger problem than actually having body fat. What if we started shaming people for being jerks, instead?
20.06.2025 11:36 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Plato's Cave allegory, illustrated. the shadows on the cave wall are captioned "increasingly insane and extreme positions", the prisoners labeled "internet users", the figures holding the shadow's shapes labeled "algorithms", the fire labeled "random internet users expressing their idiosyncratic beliefs". the space above the cave is labeled "literally just outside" and the philosopher freed from the chains of the physical world labeled "guy who logs off"
from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB
10.06.2025 19:57 β π 6781 π 1239 π¬ 73 π 68Today I hiked the stunning Simonside and Dove Crags in Northumberland, rugged cliffs and breathtaking panoramic views. And bloody windy.
08.06.2025 19:38 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This sounds to me like you've done a splendid job. Give home some Wodehouse next.
25.05.2025 11:51 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He stole my chair, so now I'm relegated to the floor
24.05.2025 18:52 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Almost 3 million emergency food parcels were provided by food banks to people facing hunger in the past year β equivalent to one parcel every 11 seconds. This is a 51 per cent increase compared to five years ago
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
I steamed my thumb making fresh pasta. And it really bloody hurts!
My excuse is, I was distracted by The Archers
A chubby bearded man, looking hungover and lying in a bath of green water
For reference, my hangover face
26.04.2025 16:22 β π 35 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I confess, that after a classy evening last night drinking champagne and eating in a lovely French restaurant in Newcastle. Today I'm hanging.
I need carbs and salt and fat and a cuddle and a cup of tea. In any order
Good morning
25.04.2025 11:55 β π 168 π 33 π¬ 5 π 2Iβm joining @trusselluk.bsky.social in calling on the government to rethink its cruel, shameful & completely irresponsible plan to cut benefits which will plunge 250,000 people, including 50,000 children into poverty - on its own impact analysis
This is how you can help
youtu.be/XrX4dF3wqt0?...
A lurcher lying under a duvet on a bed, with a terrier lying on the lurcher on top of the duvet
One of my favourite pictures of them.
23.03.2025 10:09 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0It was the Friday. It was just amazing
15.03.2025 19:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I saw it too. It was rather good I thought. I wasn't sure how to feel about the English translation, but the Queen of the Night aria was bloody fantastic
15.03.2025 10:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years
01.02.2025 03:59 β π 14734 π 2388 π¬ 366 π 192Tomorrow is not my bin day.
Which bin should I not put out?.
To everybody who received a book from me for Christmas... They are due back at the library next Monday.
29.12.2024 17:48 β π 2525 π 176 π¬ 57 π 18Santa Paws?
29.12.2024 19:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A terrier with a haul of Christmas presents
A lurcher in the process of ripping open his Christmas present
Of course. Socks loved opening them, and Max enjoyed gathering them all in one place to assert ownership
29.12.2024 19:21 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If a supermarket or store ever asks if you want to round up your transaction for charity always say no.
Itβs a tax minimisation strategy for them. Theyβre trying to help themselves.
Donate your money directly to a cause.
Ooh, the subreddit thing might be the way to go.
I'm afraid I did run many gifts by him, so much so, that he asked if there were going to be any surprises at all on Christmas morning. π
Thank you for your advice. I'll make a list of what he's got (and check it twice).
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says
βWe need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & thatβs what the public wantsβ
Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR
youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY