SHREW

For the record, "There will be other representatives" just so happens to have been my position on that Jesus fellow.

I didn't realize there would be so many eclipses.

Smoking the very same shit that Ken Burns

This isn't an endless war, guys. Yes, we don't know when it will end, but that doesn't mean it's endless. Everything ends, eventually. Nothing lasts forever. All our lives are measured. Even the stars shall one day fade. The only thing for certain is here and now. So no, it's not an endless war.

Why is that?

Eating every mushroom I find in the woods until one kills me.

I haven't even had a chance to finish the old York Times yet.

Don't lose hope. You have a lifetime of miracles and freak accidents ahead of you.

Sadly, when it comes to asses, all I've got is a goose egg (big fat zero).

"You are no son of mine." I step aside to reveal a newer, better father; richer, stronger, more powerful and compassionate than I could ever be.

There's always room in the clink.

I wouldn't know what to do with them all.

The house always wins but you'll still find me at the casino betting my last dime on 19 Red.

I use it to a fault!

"It was the best of the best times and it was the worst of the best times and it was the best of the worst times and it was the worst of the worst times."

— A Tale of Two Cities, Expanded Edition.

I may or may not, maybe even at the same time.

(after the 78,173rd line is crossed) Okay, this time I'm serious...

I wouldn't mind being one or two things to some one or some world.

Thirsty as hell for no reason.

I don't think there are that many people who have ever lived.

They started the war with Iran to distract you from Bluesky still not having group chats.

It would be in keeping with the pragmatic, decisive, and fast acting manner that has characterized Bluesky leadership up until this point.

And she ain't even Italian or from one of the other noodle countries.

You must forgive the occasional typo; my eyes were originally adapted for subterranean darkness.

Wearing a big shirt that reads "ASK ME ABOUT THE PLACES I'VE BEEN, THE THINGS THAT I'VE SEEN, THE PEOPLE I'VE KNOWN, THE WAYS THAT I'VE GROWN, THE LESSONS I'VE LEARED, THE PAGES I'VE TURNED, AND HOW IT HAS ALL LEAD ME HERE TO YOU."

Hey, just wanted to say I really liked this joke and found it timely and insightful and I will be praying for its further success.

World of Events

I hope the males' pouches are also waterproof.

Your tastes are too broad, your interests too varied. They can't handle the scope. You reach farther than they can see.

You don't have to consume it. I just don't have anyone else to give this to.