A fate worse than death isn't too bad for a guy like me.
Well, well, well, look at the cat dragon.
I'll have to adjust my expectations accordingly.
Nowadays when you try to explain your belonging to an ancient and honored profession, people think you are related to a fictional wizard, who despite being the main character of his series, demonstrates shockingly little agency throughout.
After a serious crisis of personality, I resolved to never again take off my hat.
You can't trust these people. Products have warped their minds. They'd sell their souls for a Parks and Rec revival, trade their families for Star Wars prequel remakes. They think the Titanic is fake and Avatar is real. If the Earth is a movie, we're nearing the credits and trust me, they'll clap.
Ten years have passed and I have forgotten what the Avengers were fighting about. It may have never mattered.
Harry Potter? More like Hardly Potter. Not exactly brimming with personality, that one.
With each passing day, the future gets shorter.
Rising to power on the back on vague reactionary populist rhetoric, making promises such as "music will be good again" and "Mom will only cook your favorite foods", with little in the way of actual policy goals.
The circus may have left town, but the clowns stayed behind.
I can tell they're doing something to my effigy
leaves may have evolved to sound like rattlesnakes as they skitter off down the sidewalk but you don’t need to use the same degree of caution with them
Bowl of chowder, please.
"One bread bowl, coming up."
Regular.
"Hm?"
Regular bowl, please.
"Oh. Spoon and napkins?"
Yes.
"One bread spoon-"
Regular.
"Huh?"
Just a regular spoon, please.
"Oh. Did you want-"
Regular napkins too.
"Oh. Did you want a receipt?"
Yes. NO, WAIT- (but too late: it was bread)
Our noodles are cooked.
If he had done this in the show, he could have avoided raising the suspicion of his DEA agent brother-in-law.
(Walter White, wearing a dunce cap, throwing up his hands) You lost me.
I'm in keeping with the historical consensus and you'd better substantiate your claims before you get into some serious trouble.
When did we stop putting on our thinking caps?
I don't doubt it, but he must be misremembering his experience: they didn't have English back then.
I still believe in a second New World, an as-of-yet undiscovered continent teeming with strange new plants and animals, and populated by an incredible third type of Indian.
Someone finally got around to contemplating you.
Probably not in those exact words.
At work, sitting at my desk, staring at two buttons, labelled 'DESTROY FUTURE' and 'OBLITERATE PAST', looking up to see my boss walking down the hall, panicking, and slamming my hand down on one of them without looking.
I'm actually okay with letting the swine have some pearls, but I see your point.
We can't let those chimps take our crystals.
I worry that you are taking the affections of married women for granted.
I'm running out of memory to store all of it.
I dreamt I was a bunny // I dreamt I was a cat // The dreams in which I'm flying are the ones when I'm a bat.
saw something new but it was over the sun
