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Being in your late 20s is simultaneously being the toddler that leaves around legos and the adult who is stepping on said legos

can u overdose on covid vaccines bc the way covid is going through new york like a tomb raider is CONCERNING. let me get the vax quarterly!!!

Every lawyer in America when forced to do basic arithmatic: I went to law school, so I wouldn't have to do math.

Coming back on after 2 months just to reskeet this

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two tone green water color manicure

had a galaxy brain moment today and realized i dont need gel base or top coat if i just want to do watercolor nails. all i need is opi nail envy baybieee

i think its cool that the queer community has taken carabiners and turned them into modern day chatelaines

did u know that it’s completely legal and in fact delicious to combine kiwi aloe juice with seltzer

cubone just exists and everyone is like “hey btw did u remember that ur mom died?” cruel world.

i survived, bitch

its a good feeling when u do a favor for yourself in the future

how many years of therapy before my immediate response after encountering any kind of moderate stressor stops being “well i could always kms”

looking at zillow and i want to throw up how does someone afford a $12k/mo mortgage on top of property tax and insurance and utilities

would it be insane for me to start taking tagalog lessons in order to see if, 15 years down the line, i could create a philippines practice group at my firm so i have an excuse to live in manila for half the year

It's exhausting educating people over and over that every military leader from Eisenhower to LeMay to MacArthur told Truman not to use the atom bomb, that the surrender was under way before the nuclear attacks.

Never mind Truman's own horrific anti-Asian racism in his private letters.

cold boxing my apartment (placing a box fan in the window to blow in the cool night air instead of using the ac)

what a joy it is to eat a handful of tomatoes, blistered in pork belly fat

life, it never die

we talking abt planet of the bass on here yet

okay i think im going to make the actual pivot to bluesky i cannot stand that x app icon

did bsky ever issue a proper apology for the racism or no

teamune on instagram!!

artist bsky please welcome @teamune.bsky.social !!

so glad that the nyt lets me view historic mini rankings now but im actually so sick to see my nyt mini nemesis tie with me at 17 seconds

I'm sincereposting. I'm cringemaxxing. nicepilled. going sweetie mode. friendcore

grilling but in an unpatriotic way

its time for us to own collectively social media

i need to see an ig activist infographic “so you want to know more about personal jurisdiction”

Corps in the wake of 2023 scotus opinion season:

This is an unprecedented time where rights are being eroded due to partisan rule making by the judiciary. Now, more than ever we ALL need to take a stand and use our voice. That’s why we’re coming out to say that Mallory v. Norfolk Southern Railway-