If they get eliminated tonight, I will die
@flutedyke.bsky.social
Izzy and Paige are my favorite humans. I LOVE the way they speak to each other in such stressful times. Love goals ❤️❤️❤️ #TheAmazingRace #AmazingRace
Noooooo heehee
Waiting for my self-tanner to dry so I can cry ~ a summer love story
My age: Subscribing to Fig Newtons.
In today's music world, you have all these diss tracks. In my day, we had an artist who tricked us into saying "underwear." But it was honestly just as devastating.
I need to sludge around the internet a bit before slumber every night
And, as I stood in line at the dollar store, preparing to buy a bag of rocks for $2, I heard my ancient ancestors telling me to just jump off a bridge.
This is a generic brand Ken doll that came out in 1987.
90s sitcoms made me think I'd be saying, "Sooooo.... where WERE we??" to dates on my couch a LOT more than I have.
Look at this cat's magnificent face!!!! 😍 Available for adoption in Florida!
90s kids love remembering things only 90s kids would remember
I'll be having so much fun, reminiscing about all my makeup from the 2000s, until....
💀just kill me, plz
Today's mood, even though it is Friday
(both are just tired potatoes)
Inside me, there are 2 wolves:
Love the video & sentiment & the smiles…
except as a survivor of a violent crime, a bunch of young men running up at me from behind would not be a pleasant experience.
(It might also trigger my dog to try & kill them if he was with me…😬)
I watched Hell's Kitchen for the first time in 6 years tonight, and ol' Gordo is STILL yelling about the scallops being raw 😭😭😭😭😭 This guy cannot catch a break.
My kink is straight-up just Gordan Ramsey yelling that the scallops are undercooked 🥵
*at work*
Did I waste a ritalin for this?
Ahh, it's not ALL bad news
I'm about to make perogies. Eww that autocorrected to "progress" at first. I am definitely not about to make progress.
I'm sweating from cutting up dessert squares? Is that attractive and healthy?
Ain't got no head
It's Marlow Louise's 14th Birthday today! Happy birthday to my lil bud, shadow and best friend ❤️🎁🎈🎉🥹❤️
Love to be awake at 5am, googling Eagle Eye Cherry.
It's a normal, healthy sleep pattern of a normal, healthy person.
To the young and beautiful: that song that you're sexy dancing to at the bar is going to be used in a commercial when you're 45, shilling detergent or deodorant and there's nothing that will prepare you for that feeling.
