@keg.bsky.social
Formerly a Silly Billy. Now I'm just tired.
If they get eliminated tonight, I will die
06.11.2025 04:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@flutedyke.bsky.social
06.11.2025 04:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Izzy and Paige are my favorite humans. I LOVE the way they speak to each other in such stressful times. Love goals β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ #TheAmazingRace #AmazingRace
06.11.2025 04:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Noooooo heehee
22.07.2025 04:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Waiting for my self-tanner to dry so I can cry ~ a summer love story
02.07.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My age: Subscribing to Fig Newtons.
23.05.2025 05:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In today's music world, you have all these diss tracks. In my day, we had an artist who tricked us into saying "underwear." But it was honestly just as devastating.
20.05.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to sludge around the internet a bit before slumber every night
17.04.2025 05:53 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And, as I stood in line at the dollar store, preparing to buy a bag of rocks for $2, I heard my ancient ancestors telling me to just jump off a bridge.
16.04.2025 21:32 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is a generic brand Ken doll that came out in 1987.
11.04.2025 21:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0that's fucking zoomer Pete from Mad Men
11.04.2025 19:29 β π 35 π 4 π¬ 0 π 090s sitcoms made me think I'd be saying, "Sooooo.... where WERE we??" to dates on my couch a LOT more than I have.
09.04.2025 04:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look at this cat's magnificent face!!!! π Available for adoption in Florida!
08.04.2025 22:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 090s kids love remembering things only 90s kids would remember
08.04.2025 21:01 β π 108 π 17 π¬ 11 π 1
I'll be having so much fun, reminiscing about all my makeup from the 2000s, until....
πjust kill me, plz
My cat, with a grumpy face
Today's mood, even though it is Friday
21.03.2025 19:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(both are just tired potatoes)
20.03.2025 04:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Inside me, there are 2 wolves:
20.03.2025 04:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Love the video & sentiment & the smilesβ¦
except as a survivor of a violent crime, a bunch of young men running up at me from behind would not be a pleasant experience.
(It might also trigger my dog to try & kill them if he was with meβ¦π¬)
I watched Hell's Kitchen for the first time in 6 years tonight, and ol' Gordo is STILL yelling about the scallops being raw πππππ This guy cannot catch a break.
10.03.2025 06:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kink is straight-up just Gordan Ramsey yelling that the scallops are undercooked π₯΅
10.03.2025 05:23 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0*at work*
Did I waste a ritalin for this?
News article that says Darius Rucker coming to Alberta in the Fall
Ahh, it's not ALL bad news
04.03.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm about to make perogies. Eww that autocorrected to "progress" at first. I am definitely not about to make progress.
01.03.2025 05:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm sweating from cutting up dessert squares? Is that attractive and healthy?
01.03.2025 05:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ain't got no head
27.02.2025 05:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Long haired brown and white tabby cat with long white whiskers
It's Marlow Louise's 14th Birthday today! Happy birthday to my lil bud, shadow and best friend β€οΈππππ₯Ήβ€οΈ
26.02.2025 22:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Love to be awake at 5am, googling Eagle Eye Cherry.
It's a normal, healthy sleep pattern of a normal, healthy person.
To the young and beautiful: that song that you're sexy dancing to at the bar is going to be used in a commercial when you're 45, shilling detergent or deodorant and there's nothing that will prepare you for that feeling.
19.02.2025 05:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
