Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.

REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”

Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s

Dad Gets Dolled Up For Trip To Lowe’s https://theonion.com/dad-gets-dolled-up-for-trip-to-lowe-s-1819579611/

Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday

Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/

Employee Totally Crushes Presentation Of Idea That Will Soon Bankrupt Company

Employee Totally Crushes Presentation Of Idea That Will Soon Bankrupt Company https://theonion.com/employee-totally-crushes-presentation-of-idea-that-will-1819579606/

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...

Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold

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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla

Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security

Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security https://theonion.com/visibly-bruised-pete-hegseth-declares-wobbly-barstools-threat-to-national-security/

Funny comic strip “Can we leave? It’s getting rowdy in here” *stood in a supermarket* Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Rowdy 🧍‍♂️ inktober day 24

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons

Wedding Planner Gingerly Asks Taylor Swift If She’s Considered Dance Lessons https://theonion.com/wedding-planner-gingerly-asks-taylor-swift-if-shes-considered-dance-lessons/

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Defence strategy

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance

Man Still Trying To Find Right Work-Anxiety–Life-Anxiety Balance https://theonion.com/man-still-trying-to-find-right-work-anxiety-life-anxiet-1819575766/

An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

Gouache landscape painting of some green hills, bushes, trees and orange flowers.

green gouache

Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In

Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In https://theonion.com/recession-plagued-nation-demands-new-bubble-to-invest-i-1819569940/

Hotshot Peasant Has Window

Hotshot Peasant Has Window

Hiker Wandering Through Oregon Forest Enjoying Vibrant Reds And Golds Of Fall

Hiker Wandering Through Oregon Forest Enjoying Vibrant Reds And Golds Of Fall https://theonion.com/hiker-wandering-through-oregon-forest-enjoying-vibrant-1845142293/

Here's how we handle manchildren on the Steam forums at No More Robots:

YouTube video by The Onion The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein

Crazy

The Bridge ~ Valerie Thornton, 1954

Painting we see a Barren little backyard pretty much the only things in it are a rainwater tank and a little clothesline. There is one red sock hanging on the clothesline. There is a wall separating the empty yard from the alley behind. huddling together, crouched down against this wall are two small children the larger one has his hand covering the mouth of the smaller one. in the alley we can see what they are hiding from. a rabbit. a red rabbit. a red rabbit that's about 30 ft tall.

Never Leave a Red Sock on the Clothesline — Shaun Tan

you never forget how to ride a bike, but you do forget how the seat obliterates your taint and ass