Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.
He didn't think about the closing of the Strait of Hormuz. He didn't think about markets. He didn't think about the massive cost to Americans. He didn’t think about how it would benefit Russia.
Because he doesn't think. He feels. He craves.
He has very few thoughts. He has lots of impulses.
Why are there so many pedophile Christian youth pastors?
I would like to resume thinking about measles as one does a spider at the zoo, and not as one does a spider in a dark bedroom.
The Death Penalty Is Even More Horrifying Than You Think www.nytimes.com/2026/03/13/o...
I used to play Risk a lot in high-school. Here’s how many troops I think it will take to hold the Strait of Hormuz.
I’m calling it Epic Fuck Up
Dear World and Especially Iran:
I have no title or authority at all, but on behalf of like-minded Americans,
I sincerely apologize for the missile strike on that elementary school.
It appears the strike was the result of serious ineptitude somewhere in our chain of command.
I’m so sorry, Xenta
I’ll take “status quo” over war with Iran, ICE brutality, and incompetent chaos any day.
Epic Fuck Up
US military announces loss of refueling aircraft over western Iraq https://aje.news/pdbuok
A U.S. Air Force KC-135 refueling aircraft has crashed in western Iraq with a crew of six. No confirmation on their status, but it is highly unlikely they survived.
Prior to this crash, nine U.S. service members had died in the War in Iran.
In fairness to Trump, Hegseth, and Rubio, it was UTTERLY IMPOSSIBLE to predict that Iran would block the Strait of Hormuz causing financial devastation to the world's economy after we assassinated their leadership, insulted and threatened them incessantly, and bombed them relentlessly.
I don’t think unconditional surrender is imminent.
🎯
Operation Epic Fuck Up
“We will go to war for you” whatever! He won’t do shit, he’ll be safe in DC. It’s just a power trip for him.
I don’t think that either Trump or Hegseth care even the slightest bit about the massive amount of deaths at that all girls school. Sociopaths.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character, wrong answers only
He’s going to get fired.
As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy
Workday ended. How is Operation Epic Fk Up going?
Trump: "I'm not going to start a war, I'm going to stop wars…Under Trump we will have no more wars, no more disruptions, and we will have prosperity and peace for all…I am the candidate of peace, I am peace."
He is an uncouth, sociopathic, idiotic slob.
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58
Venezuela, Iran, Cuba, Greenland, Canada, and on and on and on. Lindsey Graham says they are “marching through the world.”
They don’t care how many US soldiers they get killed. Meanwhile, they’re building concentration camps at home for Americans to die in. What will it take for people to wake up?
Had to doublecheck the date on this
It’s either that one or top left for me.
