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Greg Fleet

@thegregfleet.bsky.social

Having toured the world for many years as a comic, I’m now getting bulk joy from sitting and writing books (These Things Happen) and films. New novel The Last Ride out soon. Love and language, two fine things. ☮️

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RIP Robert Duval. The king of listening. xxx

16.02.2026 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

37 year old man Deborah-May Lunchbox and his apprentice Dune Buggy McKenzie the third. Both love
@El_JefeDelChop

13.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder Man with Yahya Abdul-Mateen 2 and Ben Kingsley on Disney is original and brilliant. I can’t wait for a second series.
It plays with Hollywood tropes perfectly. Do watch it. 💜☮️☔️

10.02.2026 09:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I prefer Ubers to taxis.

07.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Years ago I had Marty Sheargolds job. Commercial radio is rancid. Marty was just saying how he felt. The day Kyle tells us what we should be expected to demonstrate emotionally is the day that I wish to be shot.
Marty is funny and smart. It’s just his opinion.Kyle is a fuck. xxx

07.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And no I don’t see everything in black and white. I see everything in purple and silver. (Two of the three colours that have no rhyme)

05.02.2026 11:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m totally confused. People think about it and either do it or stop thinking about it and don’t do it. Either way, less people are thinking about it. Relax my handsome friend.

05.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@tonymartin.bsky.social
Just Bupkis.

05.02.2026 11:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It does check out. Because they either commit the act or they realise it’s not for them and they get over it.

05.02.2026 10:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The more people there are who want to commit suicide, the less people there are who want to commit suicide.

05.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes. It’s actually great.

03.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My fav

03.02.2026 09:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YouTube xxx

03.02.2026 09:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@tonymartin.bsky.social
Hey we should do a gig at the Lyrebird. It’s small but cool. I’ve gigs there with bands.

03.02.2026 09:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Truth (Pt 1). Where each week I will ask the audience “if they have ever done ?” anything that I have, from something silly to grand theft. Who are we?
Have you ever taken a fortune cookie, 🥠, not liked it, and then taken another one?

08.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIP Brigitte Bardot. From all the film lovers and all of the animals that you helped to protect over the years.
☔️🙏🏼💜

28.12.2025 11:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something about drinking vodka while watching seriously good movies is like dancing with your first lover 🥰

16.12.2025 05:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Netanyahu blaming Albanese for heartbreaking terror attack.
Of course it was nothing to do with Israel’s policies. Passing the Buck as usual. Netanyahu is a creep

14.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 32    🔁 5    💬 5    📌 0

Netanyahu blaming Albanese for heartbreaking terror attack.
Of course it was nothing to do with Israel’s policies. Passing the Buck as usual. Netanyahu is a creep

14.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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That Greg Fleet, what an author!!!✍️ ☮️💜

09.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think of and am heart broken by the gay men of the 1980’s, some of whom I knew, most of whom I didn’t, who were brutalised by a routine of hundreds of pills consumed per day, only to die an excruciating death by AIDS. 💜☔️☮️

05.12.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@tonymartin.bsky.social are you around my friend? I’ve tried the private message thing on the evil X. xxx

01.12.2025 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hey you. I did a gig today and LOVED it. I have another one tomorrow as part of the Festival of Critical Comedy at 110 Grey st East Melbourne. Or just Google it
I do very few gigs these days. I think I’ve lost interest, then I have a gig like today and realise that I adore it.

29.11.2025 14:16 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Still what a whiner. “This almost ruined my life!”. No, the only one to ruin his life was him.

27.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I’m sorry but to me (a long time recovering addict) this smacks (!) of someone looking for trouble.

26.11.2025 12:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Train Dreams (Netflix) is a beautiful film. Joel Edgerton (who I was once in a film with!!!) is stunning and favoured to get an Oscar nomination. Watch it. xxx

26.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes you need a song.

10.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Victoria has introduced tough new bail laws for people who commit violent crimes.
It has seriously put the squeeze on my murder hobby.

05.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to it.

04.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reason that so many western people are super freaked out by Jeffery Epstein is that he isn’t a cliched Eastern or Muslim monster, twisting his moustache , but rather a white guy like your grand dad or your father or you.
The mirror is often an ugly canvas.

03.11.2025 08:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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