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Greg Fleet

@thegregfleet.bsky.social

Having toured the world for many years as a comic, I’m now getting bulk joy from sitting and writing books (These Things Happen) and films. New novel The Last Ride out soon. Love and language, two fine things. ☮️

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Sometimes you need a song.

10.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Victoria has introduced tough new bail laws for people who commit violent crimes.
It has seriously put the squeeze on my murder hobby.

05.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looking forward to it.

04.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reason that so many western people are super freaked out by Jeffery Epstein is that he isn’t a cliched Eastern or Muslim monster, twisting his moustache , but rather a white guy like your grand dad or your father or you.
The mirror is often an ugly canvas.

03.11.2025 08:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is tv. Talk?

28.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds great. I want in!!!

28.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Be careful my beautiful friends. 💜

28.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Godfather 4

20.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We must pick a side. Neutrality only helps the oppressor, never the victim.

17.10.2025 11:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m almost every thing that I’ve seen Peter Dinklage in, he ends up punching someone in the junk. And I for one approve. ☮️

15.10.2025 09:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stripes

15.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Apocalypse Now. Second best film ever.

15.10.2025 06:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@mrmichaelsmiley.bsky.social M.Smiles, I’m watching your beautiful subtle moves in Blue Lights 3. I’m so jealous. It’s been over ten years since I danced with the devil and yet I am still poison in the Australian acting world.
I continue to watch and love you. xxx

15.10.2025 06:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sharpened Lambs. xxx

13.10.2025 07:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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‘‘Twas my birthday. Spent with 3 brilliant women.

13.10.2025 07:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

I never watched heaps of it before. I am now watching Orange is the new black from the beginning. It’s glorious.
💜☔️☮️

10.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s mink.

10.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tim Blake Nelson is so good as the doomed gay son in The Lowdown. He makes me cry.

08.10.2025 13:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bowling trophy

07.10.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Perhaps it could. Pleasant.

07.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Many people have asked to see the film of my book/show Thai-Die, about my kidnapping in Bangkok and then my crossing into a war zone in Burma. (I was a bad traveller!)
It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.

03.10.2025 16:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Das yumper Panten!!!

02.10.2025 10:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Riyadh are paying millions to Louis CK, Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr etc to do the Riyadh oil and murder comedy festival. Will there be reviews? Most journos killed.I’m proud that I said no.They responded how you would expect with lots of “Who is this?” “How did you get this number” and so on. Typical.

02.10.2025 08:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

= Lappin

20.09.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Robert Redford Made a Sports Movie Masterpiece—but It’s Not ‘The Natural’ - The Wall Street Journal

I saw this movie when it came out in the 70’s. I loved it, as I used to ski. He does this cool thing with his goggles before each race. Watch it.

20.09.2025 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ep 1 of Black Rabbit is rather grouse TV. xxx

20.09.2025 09:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Brilliant 😂💜

www.instagram.com/reel/DOqfYhP...

18.09.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know any more numbers…

13.09.2025 04:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s made out of coral and can be used as a fork.

13.09.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I may be wrong but Im fairly sure that I just invented the cat.

08.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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