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WHAT’S A “US” DOLLAR

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ASTOUNDING OBSERVATION! SO THAT MEANS I AM ENTITLED TO [[Financial Compensation]]!

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YOU FOUND ONE? I CAN’T BELIEVE MY [[Nose!]]
CONg,RATU LATIONS ONE FINAL STEP TO [[Transaction Complete]]
JUST
GIVE ME
THE CRYSTAL
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I WILL SUGGEST [[Terms and Conditions]] FOR [[FriendlyCompetition]] WHOEVER CAN FIND [[ShadowCrystal]] AND RETURN IT TO ME FIRST WILL WIN

BUY MY [[Pipis]] POPS! THEY’RE YUMMY, AND WRIGGLE IN YOUR TUMMy! FIRST YOU EAT THEM, then [[It consumes.]] HALF OFF!

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THANK YOU [[EsteemCustomer]] I WILL TREASURE THIS FOR THE REST OF MY

RAMB? WHY WOULD HE-
WAIT A SECOND HOW DID YOU [[Learn how to impress your friends]] ALL THIS

LIGHTN> ER? NEVER! IT’S JUST THAT [[Heartshapedobject]] IS A

OH [[$!?#]] NO I’M NOT DEALING WITH THAT

…ANY IDEA WHERE WE COULD GET MORE?
I JUST NEED [[Won]].
THIS LITTLE DEVICE SHOULD DO THE REST

[[Then a deal’s a deal!]]
…YOU WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO HAVE SEEN ANY LITTLE [[Glass shards]] [[Lyeing around]]?

YOU MEAN IT? YOU’LL HELP ME BE [[THE TRUE AND NEO]] [[Big Shot!]] AGAIN?

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IN JUST [[3 to 5 business days]] I’LL HAVE IT ALL BACK, MARK MY [[Numbers and Words]]

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What did I do differently? Why could I see it then? Someone has to know.

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I JUST NEED ONE. JUST [[One little thing.]] I JUST NEED…
No, that’s long gone, isn’t it.

BUT MAYBE
[[He]] WOULD KNOW?

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