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@danglinghemmie.bsky.social

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PWHL is good hockey

04.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Dawg…

03.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 783    🔁 175    💬 36    📌 22
biden sucking Jill fingy

biden sucking Jill fingy

move quick or he'll suck yours first

03.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
biden lookin like a snack standing next to benji nettz

biden lookin like a snack standing next to benji nettz

reskeet this if youd suck bidens finger #suckdatfingy

03.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 118    🔁 22    💬 14    📌 1
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hey jon rate my stream

03.03.2026 23:26 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every aspect of our lives should have a belt system like karate

03.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 164    🔁 22    💬 21    📌 4
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new millennial housing just opened up

03.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 80    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 1
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🇺🇸🇮🇷🇦🇪 - Incredible footage shows the moment of an Iranian Shahed drone impacting the US Consulate in Dubai, the UAE.

Source: Official RN Intel
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Mic Drop Ministry™

03.03.2026 20:04 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2

he's farming all of these for screenshot content on twitter. that's apparently how notre dame profs are spending their free time now lol

03.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck . Alt: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
03.03.2026 18:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mayor pete borrowed my splitting maul and won't give it back

03.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im just amused that europeans invented their very own cadillac cimarron

03.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the truly classy will tell themselves it's an audi a3

03.03.2026 18:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Attn liberal dipshits who love crying about how Democratic lawmakers can’t do anything right now

03.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 221    🔁 57    💬 4    📌 1

just saw a video on IG warning dc area women about a guy who likes to film himself surreptitiously stroking women’s hair on the metro and for whatever reason that’s gonna be the thing that fucking breaks me today. you disgusting people couldn’t leave women alone if you tried could you

03.03.2026 16:17 — 👍 1349    🔁 117    💬 32    📌 17

Regent law is the other pole of the Virginia evangelical law school axis

03.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my state is giving $1.5 billion per year in tax breaks for data centers so it could be worse for you

03.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard wearing a headband says " ball don 't lie " Alt: a man with a beard wearing a headband says " ball don 't lie "
03.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im rooting for a plaque dislodging and wrecking what's left of his brain

03.03.2026 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

markets seem to be pricing in "oh shit this is going to be bad and long lasting isn't it"

03.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 42    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. — Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

03.03.2026 12:05 — 👍 3444    🔁 1566    💬 71    📌 257
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Many alleged suicides of Black trans women are in fact modern-day lynchings, report finds Jill Collen Jefferson, the founder of JULIAN, explains what happens when a transgender woman’s death is ruled a suicide and a community calls it something else.

This is terrifying

www.advocate.com/news/crime/b...

03.03.2026 09:28 — 👍 1187    🔁 511    💬 12    📌 35
A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.

From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF).

The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer. From Saturday morning through Monday night, more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF). The complaints came from more than 40 different units spread across at least 30 military installations, the MRFF told me Monday night.

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03.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1246    🔁 397    💬 66    📌 269

a bibliophile is a middle aged person who only reads young adult fiction

03.03.2026 01:53 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

it's always two dumbass journalists telling each other "Exactlyyyyyy"

03.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 212    🔁 38    💬 3    📌 0

this week we surveyed 1,000 americans dumb enough to click the link in a bot text. the results will shock you

03.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 80    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Regular Bahrainis, after having a protest in support of Iran suppressed, are now throwing molotovs at government forces.

01.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 168    🔁 55    💬 1    📌 9
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The war with Iran is potentially destabilizing is for certain Gulf states.

Bahrain is another one. 45-60% of Bahrain is Shia. They too are discriminated against, live in poverty, and endured brutal repression after a massive 2011 Arab Spring uprising.

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02.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 105    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 0

If this turns into a Shia uprising around the Middle East I'm guessing the 4-5 week timeline is a bit off.

03.03.2026 00:15 — 👍 38    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

who said you were allowed to piss in my shitter 🫵

02.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 30    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0