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absolutely. cap toe oxfords will always be "in style"

my Allen Edmonds are over 15 years old and the most comfortable dress shoes I've ever owned. not cheap but definitely a "buy once" item

future ny jet Tua Tagovailoa

press conference where they announce a wartime economy to support the not-war lawlessly not-waged by the department of war and all the journalists just keep asking Hitler what this means for affordability

load bearing maybe

the thing is the US doesn't really get to choose when this ends anymore

mumbling, barely coherent: you're an errand boy sent by youtube streamers

always order a steak when im at a restaurant so i have a knife in case there is a robbery/hostage situation that requires me to be heroic/dispense vigilante justice. apparently our marriage counselor thinks this is weird

biden nibbling a fingy

it's the bog standard "your locality has $25k to spend a playground" setup

eventually you find the stove that touches you back

the timeline is video of death, destruction and environmental devastation perpetrated by the US government followed by three americans complaining about gas prices

tomother challammy in "the saddest wojack"

can't wait for 2038 when oscar bait movies are about how sad US soldiers got after committing war crimes in Iran

@economist.com shitting in my hand to make it look like im holding your newspaper. its a very convincing optical illusion

sam altman announces they will achieve westworld by the end of 2027 but "just the good parts like sex and stuff"

vibe coding my own social media site so women stop referring to me as "that weird libertarian ginger"

women can't resist my INTJ stare

Look, we joke about Trump being the antichrist but if you told somebody two thousand years ago an evil king would cause black rain that sickens the people to fall upon Persia, everyone would instantly grasp there’s some kind of demon sorcery afoot.

And then I, Jake Tapper, will host Republicans after the vote to lie about the war & platform the view that Democrats are voting against the troops. I have no agency of my own. I am but a humble mirror reflecting public opinion & conveying The Questions that Must Be Asked of The Democrats.

asking my high schooler why he never wants to go to the playground anymore or talk to me

thanks to losing the hour i slept in until 6:30

good core strength

gm

don't worry, there isn't going to be anybody to harvest the crops anyways

wet air

BREAKING: The US has bombed Tehran’s main refinery and burning oil is now flooding down the streets into the city’s sewers.

This is a vision from hell, unleashed by the US tonight.

(🎥 Vahid Online)

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

this is like catnip for bored shitposters