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woo hoo hoo hee hee hee

quitting time

you're programming an app where i post pictures of my piss stream. it's not important

is there something about software engineering which generates that air of smug, grandiose self importance or is it more of a self-selection kind of thing

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

have you tried just not having IT problems instead?

yes all the time

The Fart Mask from Jackass 2

Me trapping Ryan Grim in an epistemic chamber sealed tighter than the one around Fox News

this turn shit is funny this is why we got 90 year olds rotting away in office

Israel Epstein - Wikipedia

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

Global sea levels have been underestimated due to poor modelling, research suggests Analysis shows average levels are 30cm higher than thought, and up to 150cm in south-east Asia and Indo-Pacific

gm hope you have a good day

Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters

Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.

kamala is fucking farting

the 2026 endorsement every candidate is chasing

just old buddy, just old

i got my gmail account when it was invite only

the mar a lago tribunals are gonna be dope as hell

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

timeline pretty gross right now ngl

they should ask trump for a friend

if you don't like the thought of ostracizing antivax parents try and think of it as a permanent quarantine

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

jimi hendrix, war hero:

flimsy steve is eternal

A giant black Ford F-650 truck

I am forced to choose between buying my Boy Kibble or filling up my car to get to my email job

yes, the famous US senate districts

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

"ChatGPT, make me more missiles"

"Actually I can't do that, General Podcast. I can only give you ideas on how to make more missiles yourself."

"OK go"

"Return to 1970 and do not systematically dismantle your ability to manufacture anything except Shareholder Value."

"ChatGPT write me a will."

I wonder if any other nation Americans consider one of our geopolitical Rivals noticed that four days of lobbing missiles at Iran from afar reduced the president to screaming at defense contractor CEOs to conjur up more missiles instantly because we're running out.

focusing on smell, taste, touch and breathing. cool wet washcloth over my face. etc.

also benzos

they call him mr footlik