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@danglinghemmie.bsky.social

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the mar a lago tribunals are gonna be dope as hell

05.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 86    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 1
Donnie darko therapist meme

Your order has shipped

Has it really shipped or just shipping label

Shipping label

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

04.03.2026 22:50 — 👍 305    🔁 42    💬 4    📌 0

timeline pretty gross right now ngl

04.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

they should ask trump for a friend

04.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

if you don't like the thought of ostracizing antivax parents try and think of it as a permanent quarantine

04.03.2026 18:30 — 👍 121    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

it's okay to socially ostracize parents who won't vaccinate themselves or their children, in fact we should be doing it as a rule

04.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 1026    🔁 194    💬 19    📌 11

jimi hendrix, war hero:

04.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 278    🔁 101    💬 2    📌 1

flimsy steve is eternal

04.03.2026 18:20 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A giant black Ford F-650 truck

A giant black Ford F-650 truck

I am forced to choose between buying my Boy Kibble or filling up my car to get to my email job

04.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 478    🔁 60    💬 10    📌 13

yes, the famous US senate districts

04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

04.03.2026 10:19 — 👍 1893    🔁 1218    💬 5    📌 175

"ChatGPT, make me more missiles"

"Actually I can't do that, General Podcast. I can only give you ideas on how to make more missiles yourself."

"OK go"

"Return to 1970 and do not systematically dismantle your ability to manufacture anything except Shareholder Value."

"ChatGPT write me a will."

04.03.2026 14:54 — 👍 640    🔁 107    💬 4    📌 0

I wonder if any other nation Americans consider one of our geopolitical Rivals noticed that four days of lobbing missiles at Iran from afar reduced the president to screaming at defense contractor CEOs to conjur up more missiles instantly because we're running out.

04.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 534    🔁 79    💬 14    📌 11

focusing on smell, taste, touch and breathing. cool wet washcloth over my face. etc.

also benzos

04.03.2026 13:44 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they call him mr footlik

04.03.2026 13:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the most normal thing to do is become deeply invested in a texas senate primary, a state youve never even been to

04.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 128    🔁 9    💬 4    📌 2

trying to curate my "blocked by" before election season really kicks in

04.03.2026 13:23 — 👍 67    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they're calling kamala harris the most juiceless politician in america

04.03.2026 13:21 — 👍 128    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

crockett botnet must be paid for until the end of the month

04.03.2026 13:19 — 👍 92    🔁 1    💬 6    📌 0

i shouldn't have to share a party with the blue wave folks but instead we have a system captured by two private clubs we call political parties

04.03.2026 13:19 — 👍 52    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

yes

04.03.2026 13:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jimmy carter was ahead of the curve

04.03.2026 13:14 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they won't

04.03.2026 13:09 — 👍 71    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

oh i remember the Hillary - McCain voters from 2008 well. a lot of them have blue waves in their display names now

04.03.2026 13:08 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

guess it's time for the vote blue no matter who people to put up or shut up

04.03.2026 11:49 — 👍 359    🔁 27    💬 8    📌 1

the fact this is being leaked suggests to me they're dangling them as bait

04.03.2026 11:47 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

PWHL is good hockey

04.03.2026 01:29 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Dawg…

03.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 952    🔁 210    💬 38    📌 25
biden sucking Jill fingy

biden sucking Jill fingy

move quick or he'll suck yours first

03.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 39    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
biden lookin like a snack standing next to benji nettz

biden lookin like a snack standing next to benji nettz

reskeet this if youd suck bidens finger #suckdatfingy

03.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 123    🔁 22    💬 14    📌 1