DC Pierson

DC Pierson

@dcpierson.bsky.social

Actor, author, comedian. A good one, even. Dcpierson at gmail dot com Www.dcpierson.com/newsletter

68,098 Followers 1,641 Following 4,430 Posts Joined May 2023
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5 hours ago

That ruuuules. I would also love to hear Wengert read it in his stand-up cadence

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6 hours ago

Thanks Devin!

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6 hours ago
Who else? Ah, the red balloon. You showed an entertainment industry that wants red balloons to be creepy, or at the very least French, that you can also just be in a corner. I'd be kicking myself if I didn't use this platform for the greater good, and my legs are VERY powerful. So this sleepy bunny is gonna wake you all up to the dangers of fracking. In her seminal environmental work Silent Spring, Rachel Carson wrote— Aaaand there's the "wrap-it-up" music. Heard it a second before the rest of you 'cause of the ears. Who'm I forgetting? Thank you, "Nobody"! You are just the opposite! Thank you, stars! Thank you, air! Thank you, noises everywhere! And Gregory McKnight at UTA. Okay, that's enough. Me, go to bed! THE
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6 hours ago
First of all, I must thank the comb. And the brush! And my God, the bowl full of mush! My warriors. My champions. This award will be next to you on the bedside table VERY soon. And thanks to the Great Green Room for giving our little ensemble a place to work, to play, to be. To my fellow nominees, I wish I could go back and tell myself, as an even littler bunny, that someday I'd be in the same category as Madeline from Madeline and Poop from Everybody Poops. Speaking of legends, when I told the quiet old lady whispering "hush" what an honor it was to work with her, guess what she whispered? Yeah. Now, THAT'S humility. And the picture of the cow jumping over the moon: You ARE art. Literally. Now, there were rumors about the young mouse and me not getting along, so let's put those to rest right now: Goodnight, rumors! Little toy house? More like little toy home. And where are the three little bears sitting on chairs? Stand up, my loves! See? They can also do that. I was so inspired by the pair of mittens. They carved out their own moments on every page. Everyone, go back and read the book just for the mittens—whole different experience. The telephone didn't ring once. Truly a fearless protector of the process. And when things got heavy, the two little kittens were there to remind us, "Hey, we're not operating Mike Mulligan's steam shovel here. This is supposed to be fun."
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1 day ago
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The Little Bunny from Goodnight Moon Accepts an Award First of all, I must thank the comb. And the brush! And my God, the bowl full of mush! My warriors. My champions. This award will be next to you on...

New from me in @mcsweeneys.net!

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17 hours ago
Photo of a CONAN taping ticket from Monday, March 28, 2011 on the Warner Bros. lot

Back when physical tickets were a thing. I’m pretty sure this is when I went with @dcpierson.bsky.social, & we got to ride in a golf cart, like special people.

Because those are the memories you cherish.

(The show was also good)

(Shout-out to @andyrichter.co)

(We did not check in on FourSquare)

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18 hours ago
A small can of cherry coke held by a hand (mine)

One small way in which society has improved is the introduction of the small can of Cherry Coke, for the gentleman soda drinker

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1 day ago

Thanks Rose!

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1 day ago
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The Little Bunny from Goodnight Moon Accepts an Award First of all, I must thank the comb. And the brush! And my God, the bowl full of mush! My warriors. My champions. This award will be next to you on...

New from me in @mcsweeneys.net!

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1 day ago

This is “Date With The Night” erasure

(I agree with you i just wanted to say that)

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1 day ago

🫡

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1 day ago
A very Gotham esque painting by Robert Hope where several very 1920s couples are getting out of old fancy cars wearing tuxes and top hats and furs and going into a big art deco opera house

Batman’s dad will be like “I know a spot” then take you here

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1 day ago

Foxcatcher weather

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6 months ago

GUY READING HIS 2ND BOOK AFTER ONLY EVER HAVING READ “THE TIPPING POINT”: this Gatsby fellow is something of a superconnector

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2 days ago
The important thing to know here is it’s the words GINKO BILOBA

Complete this Magnetic Fields lyric

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4 days ago

ATTN NY-AREA ROCKERS:

I have 2x tickets to the Daniel Romano’s Outfit show @ TV Eye this Sunday I cannot use.

Let me know if you want em for below face value 🫡

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4 days ago

ATTN NY-AREA ROCKERS:

I have 2x tickets to the Daniel Romano’s Outfit show @ TV Eye this Sunday I cannot use.

Let me know if you want em for below face value 🫡

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1 week ago

Not as much fun as you want it to be

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1 week ago
My posts: Obsessed with and mad about how handsome Jay McCarrol from Nirvanna The Band is. Curse his mumblecore good looks Not everyone can throw on a blazer and look like they're about to break up with 2007 Greta Gerwig on digital video A post by a person who’s clearly a bot: lol true! blazers definitely have that vibe. love the reference to Greta! Harrison Ford as Deckard in Blade Runner (or Bladerunner from Blade Runner, per Elon) in the Voight Kampff test scene where he’s administering the test to Sean Young’s character. HF is a white guy, 30s, hands on a shiny table, wearing a reddish tan jacket over a dark collared shirt. He looks mad or maybe just determined. In front of him is a futuristic gizmo that helps with the test, some grey boxes with a rod extending up diagonally that has, like, an eyepiece or read out attached to it. Soft focus BG is the same color as his jacket, more or less
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1 week ago

What is to be done

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1 week ago

Jfc

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1 week ago
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Sky burial - Wikipedia

Ah sorry, sky burial. After a land funeral of course

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1 week ago

Sky funeral for me plz

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1 week ago

Not everyone can throw on a blazer and look like they’re about to break up with 2007 Greta Gerwig on digital video

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1 week ago

Obsessed with and mad about how handsome Jay McCarrol from Nirvanna The Band is. Curse his mumblecore good looks

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2 years ago
SIMULATE NUGGS (This is the label on a box of what i assume are fake meat chicken nuggets) Below these words a hand extends one of the nuggets to an illustrated green t rex whose mouth is open

“Computer,

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1 year ago
my post with this text: If you're considering getting an air fryer, keep in mind you're statistically more likely to air fry a loved one than you are an intruder Then a reply with this text if you are looking for a good Air fryer Guide, I highly recommend checking out "Celine Air Fryer Kitchen Diet Cookbook" by Celine Paul, available on Amazon. This cookbook is packed with easy, delicious recipes for every meal, breakfast, main courses, snacks, and even desserts. Harrison Ford as Deckard in Blade Runner (or Bladerunner from Blade Runner, per Elon) in the Voight Kampff test scene where he’s administering the test to Sean Young’s character. HF is a white guy, 30s, hands on a shiny table, wearing a reddish tan jacket over a dark collared shirt. He looks mad or maybe just determined. In front of him is a futuristic gizmo that helps with the rest, some grey boxes with a rod extending up diagonally that has, like, an eyepiece or read out attached to it. Soft focus BG is the same color as his jacket, more or less
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1 week ago

Ha!

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1 year ago
Famous photo from inside the situation room the night they killed bin Laden. Biden, Obama, a general in blue dress regalia, Hillary Clinton with her hand over her mouth, and assorted people, mostly older white men, in business attire sit or stand around a table with many laptops. All are looking at something off screen

Inside the Situation Room the night they found Sugar Man

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1 week ago
Silverware drawer full of spoons

My dinner with Alanis

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