DC Pierson

YouTube video by Sesame Street Sesame Street: Making Crayons

When I say “trust the process,” this is the process I’m talking about

Photo of a bulk bin at a supermarket, the label on which reads "Once Again Tamari Almonds"

/host introducing the musical guest for their second song on SNL voice

1) decide to do a task

2) think “I’ll listen to a podcast while I do it”

3) look around for headphones

4) accept side quest from villager

5) get killed on a mountain pass while stealing a wyvern’s egg

Nah that’s a good call

That’s awesome! Thanks Brendan, great to hear from you

I need a sports-talk style show but it’s just me and a bunch of opinionated muscleheads arguing over whether the S-tier Belle & Sebastian summer song is “A Summer Wasting” or “Asleep On A Sunbeam”

*laugh

Stand up flier for a show on July 12th at 9:30 pm at a place called Grove 34. The host is a guy named Jake Keefe. The comics are Jess Salomon, Ryan Clark, Max Carney, me, Sally Ann Hall, and Tim Martin

NYC: doing stand up for the first time in like 10 years on this show tonight in Astoria @ 9:30. Gonna be a lot of Jeb Bush material.

I meant to look it up after I posted this and then got distracted because it’s a phone

(I think technically Scottsdale but what am I gonna write out “greater Phoenix metropolitan area?” TWICE?)

PHOENIX’S BEST EXPORTS:

1) Steven Spielberg
2) Stevie Nicks
3) Joan Ganz Cooney, creator of Sesame Street
4)

Yw

My text overlaid on a popular tik tok meme THE CARS WILL BE LIKE I NEEDED THIS AND IT’S JUST SOMEONE TO BLEED

YouTube video by Donald Byrd - Topic Love Has Come Around

That makes me really happy! Don’t miss this one

Wait he’s here just by his own admission extremely inactive, maybe that changes!

The indespensible Greg Caz (not on here unfortunately but a must-follow on IG) said summer in NY feels like The Best Of Donald Byrd and holy guacamole is he right

(To messenger)

Go now! Tarry not!

(Looking out the castle window moments later)

This mf tarrying

Aw man thanks Lorna that genuinely means a lot!

Horton Listens To Some Pretty Rough Podcasts

Yesssssssss

“There’s a reason it wasn’t called ‘Horton LISTENS TO a Who!’” - Horton’s wife, but not for much longer

But do you? I hope the answer is also yes!

It’s a touchy subject between me and myself but long term knock on wood yeah

The Jerk Store called. It was less than 24 hours after your date with The Jerk Store, which is a turn-off

Shelf at an airport store a la Hudson news entirely stocked with books and above the shelf it says MEDIA

Love to curl up with a good medium

Sheryl crow - white lady, blonde hair, big smile. Next to Sheryl crow lyric: “everybody gets high, everybody gets low,” i have shoddily blacked out other words

Hey Sheryl Crow, how do people do Jiminy Glick impressions?

Forget it Fellas, it's Good

Google result screenshot: People also ask What is the famous line from Goodfellas?

“Here’s gettin’ the papers gettin’ the papers at you, kid.”

Sticky toffee pudding is gonna give you back this bunny