Ashton Webster @mythreelives.art

"Ok, I'm going to explain my pronouns but pay attention. If you mispronounce them, you summon an Eldridge Horror"

12.06.2025 10:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

STFU with your two SPF records, Dumbass—

10.04.2025 03:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The 2021 Toyota Camry has a cute butt IMO

28.03.2025 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes shibari is hot and sexy

Other times, you have to chase after your partner who's scooting across the floor laughing maniacally

25.03.2025 22:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Would you run me over with your car?

24.03.2025 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

F r i e n d

23.03.2025 20:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Autism be like:

I'd put you in a box and shake it affectionately

UwU

16.03.2025 00:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Forming an LLC with your polycule because the government doesn't understand polyamory

15.03.2025 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

downloads.ashtonmakes.art/CuddleTherap...

UwU

14.03.2025 03:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No... Just a few

12.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not ALL of them...

11.03.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Muckbang, but instead of food, it's birdseed, and instead of eating, I'm vacuuming it out of the carpet

10.03.2025 17:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Accidentally kneed myself in the boob and it hecking hurt..
✨ gender euphoria ✨
...or something

05.03.2025 15:19 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh gosh, you found me 😅

05.03.2025 05:12 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ashton Webster