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Lover of dogs, bonker of vatniks, digital assassin. Wishing for muscovia to return to the swamp it crawled from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช

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Itโ€™s an institution!

07.10.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ผ๏ธ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread 2025:

Russiaโ€™s Race to Secure a Loan

Q4 Auction Day 1 of 12

07.10.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โ€ผ๏ธ Russian Railways August 2025 Loading Update Thread

๐ŸŒป

Note: Data tables are provided in the thread

01.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 400    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Iโ€™ve collapse the previous table down to show just the bonds offered most recently.

And Iโ€™ve highlighted a few cells.

These two bonds just happens to be offered together at Q3 Auction Day 3.

The cells I highlighted are essentially the interest rate the government is getting on its loans

27.09.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finished it!

01.09.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 150    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Something is going on in Russia. Iโ€™m not sure what EXACTLY it is, and it could be several different things.

But they seem worried.

10.08.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

C ๐Ÿฅณ

05.08.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There isnโ€™t any indication that theyโ€™re going to try for additional placements. Russia is taking tomorrow & Friday off, so these transactions may not go through until Monday.

I can tell you what we know so far.

11.06.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€ผ๏ธ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread 2025:

Russiaโ€™s Race to Secure a Loan

Q2 Auction Day 9 of 13

Total revenue from Auction Days is

๐Ÿ‘‰ 1,710.53 Billion Rubles

And their Coupon Payments and Repayments have been

๐Ÿ‘‰ 1,623.36 Billion Rubles

Theyโ€™ll probably be back in the hole after Auction day 10

03.06.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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โ€ผ๏ธ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread 2025:

Russiaโ€™s Race to Secure a Loan

Q2 Auction Day 3 of 13

Total revenue from Auction Days is

๐Ÿ‘‰ 1,231.53 Billion Rubles

And their Coupon Payments and Repayments have been

๐Ÿ‘‰ 1,309.14 Billion Rubles

Theyโ€™re about 77.5 Billion rubles in the hole.

22.04.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ˜˜๏ธ The Irish Battalion has rolled out an Irish Heroes Fella auction โ˜˜๏ธ

Post your bid or donation to the Irish Battalion truck fundraiser via the 69th Sniffing Brigade website below ๐Ÿ‘‡ So far we have 4 heroes available to bid on.

โ˜˜๏ธ www.help99.co/patches/iris...

#NAFO #Ireland #Ukraine

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09.04.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ˜˜๏ธ The Fighting 69th Fella Auction โ˜˜๏ธ

The 69th Infantry Regiment (New York) can trace its lineage back to the ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Civil War when it was formed by Irish immigrants. We're auctioning two famous Fellas to raise funds for trucks for Ukraine via @69thsb.bsky.social.

www.help99.co/patches/iris...

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07.04.2025 09:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#NAFO
#donatetoukraine

Irish fellas!

We have our own battalion now.

Let's show Ukraine's defenders we aren't "neutral in situations of injustice".

03.04.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ˜˜๏ธ The Irish Battalion has formed and we're raising funds for an evacuation truck for Ukraine's 43rd Mechanized Brigade via @69thsb.bsky.social โ˜˜๏ธ

Donate any amount to support, like and share the post to help ๐Ÿ™

Anyone who donates โ‚ฌ100+ can claim a campaign patch. See quoted post for details.

03.04.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For any Irish fellas or friends out there please give some love and a re whatever they call it here in happyland. If you canโ€™t give more than love no problem if you can even better.

03.04.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For any Irish fellas or friends out there please give some love and a re whatever they call it here in happyland. If you canโ€™t give more than love no problem if you can even better.

03.04.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Irish Battalion We start the first Irish Battalion campaign to provide essential help for Ukraineโ€™s frontline.

An update on our first Irish Battalion!
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

Weโ€™re currently at โ‚ฌ 5,505.82 / โ‚ฌ 19,500 which is 28% completion!

Weโ€™re raising funds to provide ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ defenders with:

โœ… 1 x NAFO Truck 2.0

Truck to 2nd Battery, 43rd Mechโ€”Mobility & Evac Support

Thank you for sharing! ๐Ÿš€
๐Ÿ”— www.help99.co/patches/iris...

02.04.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

โ€ผ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ NWF Update

As of April 2025:

The liquid portion of the Russian National Welfare Fund holds:

๐Ÿ‘‰ 164.3876 Billion Yuan (+0.1017 billion)
๐Ÿ‘‰ 168.2714 tons of gold (-6.3553 tons)
๐Ÿ‘‰ 1.6716 Billion Rubles (+0.422 billion)

And thatโ€™s it.

(Totals for March)

02.04.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 117    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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โ€ผ๏ธ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread 2025:

Russiaโ€™s Race to Secure a Loan

Q1 Auction Day 11

Itโ€™s the end of Q1 & the video RETURNS!

01.04.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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We Are NAFO The history of NAFO and its expansion is quite the tale. Read about it here.

Curious about NAFO? Wondering how to join or questioning if the CIA exists? Get all the answers here: nafo-ofan.org/pages/we-are...

01.12.2024 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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โ€ผ๏ธ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread: Russiaโ€™s Race to Secure A Loan!

Q4 Auction Day 9 of 13

I made another video!

28.11.2024 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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โ€ผ๏ธ The OFZ Federal Bond Thread: Russiaโ€™s Race to Secure A Loan!

Q4 Auction Day 8 of 13

Letโ€™s start with a video!

26.11.2024 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report shows A new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents...
22.11.2024 02:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8648    ๐Ÿ” 3297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 524    ๐Ÿ“Œ 273
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Great to see so many out today in the cold to commemorate the 1,000 day of the muscovian invasion of Ukraine outside the embassy of the aggressor state. Kyiv in 3 days went well for them!

The embassy should be closed and the spies sent home.

What an amazing flag!

19.11.2024 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, itโ€™s the same on Twitter, felt it was just right for a brain damaged NAFO dog who likes to pass judgement on vatniks!

17.11.2024 08:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey all, Shannon who holds rewally important fundraising auctions for Ukrainian units on X has just set up an account here. Please follow and support him. All funds are paid directly to the units to help them with urgent projects and you can get some nifty swag to boot!

bsky.app/profile/shan...

15.11.2024 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would appreciate if you can repost like and share this message, as our progress greatly depends on how many people see it.

Thank you.

14.11.2024 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 108    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Short update on the OFZ auctions:

In the auctions they placed about 89 billion rubles today. Which is a big day for them.

I need to investigate to see if it looks like there was an โ€œadditional placementโ€ offered.

13.11.2024 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Our Ukrainian forces urgently need $120,000 for vital engineering equipment to secure positions, with only $20,000 raised so far. Excavators and cranes save manpower and keep troops safe. Please donate and share to help reach our goal! โคต๏ธ
www.paypal.com/donate?campa...

Please like and repost

11.11.2024 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 573    ๐Ÿ” 302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34
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We Are NAFO The history of NAFO and its expansion is quite the tale. Read about it here.

Hereโ€™s some background and history of NAFO.

As you will see, we donโ€™t fuck around. โœŠ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

12.11.2024 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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