Chelle P (they or she)

EW.

A HYDRATED WARRIOR IS A LETHAL WARRIOR.

I hate this and love it in equal measure.

I made food for the house! And used up leftovers! Egg scramble with steak, potatoes, green beans, broccoli, spinach, quinoa, and a great deal of cheese. It doesn't look photogenic, but it tasted amazing. As the person who usually cooks, apparently I have been missed during my convalescence.

By the way, the shirt that Mervin thinks he's helping fold by making biscuits on it is from the amazing @voidmerchstore.bsky.social (in a different font): voidmerch.threadless.com/designs/leav...

After surviving the last few months, especially the last three weeks, triumphant defiance feels apt.

I am painfully white and even I wouldn't qualify as American (if I were American) under such a restrictive definition. Good grief.

Someone needs to get this aurora opal ring. It's so fucking pretty. I've already blown my shines budget or I would.

He was like, "Oh, we plump and fold the cloth? I help! I make biscuits on it! And also cat hair!"

Typical.

This morning, while I was folding laundry.

What is it? Glass? It's very cool!

I know it's weird to have this reaction but have I told you yet today that I adore you?

The cat hair just adds authenticity.

Aaaaaa happy happy happy hand flaps thank you!

So stunning! Alas, too big for me. I'm so excited for whoever it fits, though. That purple!!

There is never a shortage of new neat things from TPS.

A painting of a bird beside the text "I believe I speak for all of us when I say fuck that guy"

I can't get out of bed but I can make terrible jokes

One (1) toe for breakfast. Tastes like strawberries, high-fructose corn syrup, and shenanigans. 😂💜

I NEED EVERYONE TO STOP HOLDING THEIR BODY IMAGE TO A STANDARD SET BY MEN WHO ARE ATTRACTED TO TEENAGERS.

I’ve literally been saying this since I was a teenager:

HANG UP YOUR SCIMITAR, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. AND YOU WILL WIN.

I managed to actually cook a thing and then immediately had to go lie down from pain before I could eat or package it up. This is terrible. But at least it's getting better overall?

In which @sinboy.bsky.social sends me fancy expensive chocolates and peelable dismembered human body parts for Valentine's Day just so he can REALLY say he gave me his heart.

Or *a* heart, anyway. Somebody's. Also their brain, their kidneys, and at least one toe.

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

Today is the first day in two weeks that I have not been in debilitating pain and nausea. I got several hours of sleep! Consecutive, even! Halle-fucking-lujah.

Post a tree you photographed

FYI.

Ah, so glad for both parties!

What... What size is it