Chelle P (they or she)

[Meredith Brooks voice]

🎶 I’m a witch
In a coven
Bake your child
In my oven 🎶

Screenshot of the web page for a Titanic exhibit, with the word "immersive" highlighted. Text: .STEP ABOARD THE TITANIC Embark on an immersive, interactive tour of the Titanic with vast, jaw-dropping recreations of the ship’s interior and exterior. Visit the dock from where the Titanic first sailed, explore the galleries and boiler room, take a look inside a millionaire’s suite, stroll the exterior promenade deck under a starry night sky, and see the Grand Staircase with your own eyes.

i'm sorry what kind of tour

Been having really intense nightmares lately, presumably from the various meds and things I'm on right now. But you know what's way better than nightmares? Sweet potato curry soup in a mug from @sinboy.bsky.social and bingeing NCIS.

The tiniest tortoiseshell princess cat lies along the armrest of my chaise longue, eyes closed and purring, her body draped half over my arm.

Smolcat is pleased that I am back inside and resting, fulfilling my actual purpose as warm furniture for delicate ladies.

a cartoon character is standing on top of a pile of rocks with the words maniacal laughter written above him . Alt: Stitch, a six-limbed cartoon alien, emerges from a pile of smoking rocks and laughs maniacally, silhouetted by a green glow.

Everyone else outside is in parkas and fuzzy hats and gloves, scraping frost off their cars, and I'm out here hauling trash bags to the curb in a t-shirt and boxers, like, "FINALLY, IT IS MY TIME TO SHINE!"

New snuggle buddy keeping me company while I recover from yesterday's dental ordeal. Sadly, beloved potato cat Orion and his human moved back home across the country for family reasons, but this is new housemate's lovely tortie, Chance, who immediately decided we were best friends.

The nice thing is that when a dude claims women aren't into [practically any hobby], he's telling us all that the women who are into it have pre-screened him for us

Right? Corporeality was a serious tactical error.

Yeah, it was super fun to learn that this shit can just be festering silently for literal weeks, eating at your insides, before it starts causing swelling and sudden excruciating nerve pain and reveals itself. Like, what the actual fuck, bodies.

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with #schitts creek in the upper right corner ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with #schitts creek in the upper right corner

I mean, I'm not okay, but I'm recovering! It's all going in the right direction!

Antibiotics + opiates + not eating sure, uh, does some dramatic things to your digestive processes, though, I gotta say.

But heavy and varied antibiotics, opiates for pain, and physically clearing out the abscess have helped. Got another surgical procedure Monday that will hopefully be the beginning of the end.

It's an abscess in my jaw from a bacterial infection that developed silently behind a bad tooth filling before it went nuclear. They're incredibly painful once they go boom, especially as the nerves die, and bone infections can escalate quickly into sepsis.

a man in a zombie costume is standing in a cemetery with his arms outstretched . ALT: a man in a zombie costume is standing in a cemetery with his arms outstretched .

The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I just FEEL like a walking corpse. There's a DIFFERENCE. I think.

Anyway, bone and nerve infections are absolutely excruciating, who knew. How's everyone else?

It would be nice if I actually got to sleep in my bed occasionally, instead of always sleeping in this armchair to cope with nausea. It's a really nice bed and I miss it. #ChronicIllnessLife

There’s a lot to be upset about, and I don’t advise putting your head in the sand, but it is really bad for your brain to be mad all the time on a purely physiological level.

If you possibly can, take time to put down the mad.

It will help you think more clearly and remember why you’re doing this.

The roast took 3 hours to make instead of the 1.75 the recipe claimed, but everything was SO GOOD. Sides: lemon pepper asparagus, wild rice mix seasoned with chicken broth and garlic, balsamic feta beets. Excuse me while I roll myself across the house like Violet Beauregard.

The roast took 3 hours to make instead of the 1.75 the recipe claimed, but everything was SO GOOD. Sides: lemon pepper asparagus, wild rice mix seasoned with chicken broth and garlic, balsamic feta beets. Excuse me while I roll myself across the house like Violet Beauregard.

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

Hillary's Death Comes on Silken Wings | Peculiarity Shop Hillary's crafting exquisite spooky earrings for us this season. These deaths' head moths came out SO GOOD. Components: polymer clay, acrylic paint, Mod Podge, base metal alloy Lead/nickel free

You know @hillarymonahan.bsky.social is always making the coolest witchy shit and when you put these on everyone will know you have BIG WITCH ENERGY. THE POWER TO DISSOLVE MORTALS WITH A SINGLE LOOK www.peculiarityshop.com/product-page...

A deboned leg of lamb, butterflied and rolled and tied in twine, sitting in a cast iron pan.

The same lamb roast, now beautifully seared and resting on a cutting board.

@sinboy.bsky.social is making me a fancy lamb roast because I have been so miserably unwell.

Him: "Can you tie a roast?"
Me: "I am offended that you would even ask whether I can shibari some hefty meat."

Then I shooed him out of my way to roll and tie and sear the roast to prep it for crust.

Haha, no worries! That's what I would have naturally assumed. Solidarity/sympathy likes are totally legit! 💜

#ChronicIllnessChic is having two black eyes and petechial hemorrhage all around the mouth from puking too long and too hard. Tell me again why we exist in meat sacks? #MenieresDisease #Dysautonomia #LongCovid

First indie to win a Nebula here to remind you that we do in fact write bangers

Oooh, y'all, look at that chainmail necklace!!

Pay Rivers Solomon using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/riversandfam and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

I have a big request. My baby cousin, 15, is in hospital, non-responsive. I'd like to see her one last time & am trying to fly across the ocean *tomorrow* to make this happen. It would cost about £2500 or £3300 dollars. If you're able to contribute, this is my paypal: paypal.me/riversandfam

Triscuit is a brown and gray tabby with white feet, sitting dejectedly by the door out of which his bug escaped

Poor Triscuit!!! The bug he was hunting escaped back outside and he doesn’t understand 😭

Reminds me of @elizachanwrites.bsky.social's story "The Ng Yut Queen"!

A large flame-point cat curled up to nap, his face mostly hidden behind a paw.

Got to have a nice 1.5hr snuggle with a sedated-for-the-plane Orion, who just wanted comforting boob pillows while his mom did last-minute packing

Orion: "I'M GOING TO THE OTHER MONKEY SO THERE please help me get up on the bed, other monkey, it is suddenly very tall"

Gonna miss him so much

Sleeping Corgi puppy

Another sleeping puppy

Sleeping Corgi on her back

Corgi Sleep Champion for 2025