Eric Valdes (he/him)

May there be kindness. May I help to cultivate it. You too, if you want; nobody can stop us. Hair beeswaxed and slicked back, perched upon a firebreathing motorcycle of joy and inspiration whose rainbow flux capacitor shuttles us across the seam into a future where we can be good to each other.

I built a vehicle to poke SauronGod in the eye

Im setting the drums up and getting Inara to sit on them. Wait, scratch that. She’ll pee.

And I love our moon banana branding on everything

Even the hands look good. Never doubting the hand skills.

OMG!

Yes I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

2020 science fiction and fantasy debuts with author pictures

Created a pandemic debut SFF author starter pack! Some big names, some less known, but all gems.

Check these folks out:

go.bsky.app/H7JiLmo

The odds of any of these ships having parts from the others is astronomically low, but I can dream.

Magical 😂
I must now read the articles.

Auditioning sound effects before deciding to roll my own, and watching the resultant Jurassic Park ripples in the French press on my desk. #audioproduction

We’ve blotted out the stars in exchange for the ability to stare up our own assholes

Collage with the title “Mountains” on a light pink textured background, above award laurels from the Film Independent Spirit Awards and Tribeca Film Festival, and an official selection icon for the Toronto International film festival, hovering above and slightly in front of several palm trees to the left and right and a sandy looking mound with a real-estate-styled “for sale” sign at bottom center.

Tomorrow, this beautiful feature film (that I happen to have sound designed and mixed but would be in love with regardless) begins its US theatrical run! Mountains.film for trailer, locations, tickets and more.

Husband: Did I tell you about my amazing discovery?

Me: What?

H: The phrase “butt stuff” is assonant!

Truly, @intenselyeric.bsky.social and I live in pun hell.

Bloomburrow | Episode 5: Nightfall in Fountainport As heroes, villains, and monsters make for Fountainport, Helga returns to her old master.

The final episode of the Bloomburrow story is up! Cannot stress enough how much I loved writing this. magic.wizards.com/en/news/magi...

That one’s a keeper!

This is absolutely incredible😂
Great job, particularly in making it so difficult to access.

Indie Spirit Winner & Tribeca Title ‘Mountains’ Gets Domestic Deal With Music Box The film looks at the intergenerational frictions within a Haitian-American family in a rapidly gentrifying Miami.

Maybe I’m just shouting this to the heavens with excitement.
Mountains, made with such love, so elegantly powerful, in U.S. theatres in august.
deadline.com/2024/06/moun...

A horrible thing happens involving alien ghosts and you are once again sent ten minutes back in time for your own safety

One of my sisters has kindly informed me that fart is spelled “pedo”, and I honestly don’t think that helps anyone. 😬
Also, probs just “real” Spanish? I have never heard one human come *close* to pronouncing the D.

For those who do not know, at least in the brand of Spanish I grew up around, “peo” means “fart.”

Well, I may have found my true calling.

A corporate website, including the headings, What is a PEO? About the PEO industry. PEOs during Pandemic.

Why why why why😂

Now it would be fun to find someone who is big mad at Bad Religion for “going woke.”

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Hey! @valerievaldes.bsky.social is on the controller trynna bust outta Hades! We’re live!

2024 Reading List: Year’s best in genre fiction for adult Readers BALTIMORE: The Reading List Council has announced the 2024 selections of the Reading List, an annual best-of list comprised of eight different fiction genres for adult readers. A shortlist of honor…

A cool thing happened over the weekend! Where Peace Is Lost was shortlisted for the Reading List Council’s 2024 Reading List of the year’s best genre fiction for adult readers. Check out the other great books on the list, especially in the Science Fiction category 🚀: rusaupdate.org/2024/01/2024...

Registering disgust and solidarity from afar. Was everything in the car? Will your insurance help?

That sounds like the AI art experience, but marginally slower and less destructive! I’d get in line.

We are starting the new year right, by being fun and goofy! And I get to voice an awesome story, which I do love to do.