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Chonkyfire

@j4sonturner.bsky.social

Stuck behind enemy lines. MAGA City, State of Depression, Divided Dictatorship of America.

95 Followers  |  89 Following  |  700 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025  |  1.8525

Latest posts by j4sonturner.bsky.social on Bluesky

Champ determined in only 2 more weeks πŸ˜‚

04.06.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The *ALL NEW* Cheetos Loco Taco from Taco Hell. Guaranteed to make you shit your diaper!

03.06.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon saw that money drying up faster than a vagina within a 20-foot radius of him.

03.06.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

From the No Shit Department of We All Saw That Coming

03.06.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThis MFer did what?” πŸ˜‚

03.06.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who made you APART of this conversation? BTW, I think you meant β€œto”. YOUR welcome πŸ˜‰

03.06.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We were terrible in English also πŸ˜‚

03.06.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Quit staying that is the definition of insanity. It is not, and has never been the definition of insanity. But where we are as a country on mental health I’m not surprised we can’t even define it.

03.06.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s not shade. It’s an eclipse!

03.06.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

14 years of sticking needles in his harm.

02.06.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎻

02.06.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sadly, the Choco -Taco has gone extinct.

30.05.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rubio? 🀞🏽

30.05.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The day my man tried blackface in an attempt to be the Choco-Taco

30.05.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

If only Wharton had enforced cheating and made students do their own work back in the day. We might not even be here. How much did they make from daddy in exchange for Trump’s diploma?

30.05.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, Taco was not shot.

30.05.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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29.05.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally spit Sprite into my taco bowl. Thanks a lot!

29.05.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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What the fuck is going on with old white dudes?

29.05.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My man is needed IN the office. No remote work, fatty.

29.05.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bury them all!

29.05.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you’d think the family of this β€œserial killer”s” victims might want to see justice in court or something.

29.05.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This beta bitch being so publicly scared of the dirty poors is hilarious.

28.05.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Black felt in May for the posers.

28.05.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There used to be. We called em ass whoopins. But the world went soft and now people run off at the mouth with impunity.

25.05.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something tells me they’ll let her slide. Can’t white put my finger on it but….

23.05.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sure you don’t want to speak up on behalf of baby shit?

23.05.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My man softer than baby shit. Fat don’t fight I suppose.

23.05.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.05.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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