Ted Geoghegan

Ted Geoghegan

@tedgeoghegan.bsky.social

Overly-emotional bi dad who loves cartoons and horror, hosts trivia, and is occasionally lucky enough to make movies // WE ARE STILL HERE. MOHAWK. BROOKLYN 45.

4,993 Followers 250 Following 1,234 Posts Joined Jun 2023
5 hours ago

I’m game. I hope it rules.

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12 hours ago
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Steven Spielberg's Thomas Kinkade's Christmas Cottage

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13 hours ago

I keep saying this, and they keep not listening!

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6 months ago

You honestly don't have to show me what Twitter's saying. That's why I'm here and not there.

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15 hours ago

One of my all-time favorite episodes, Kim!!!

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15 hours ago

Because far too many people don't seem to understand what Tales from Beyond the Pale is... imagine an episode of Tales from the Crypt or The Twilight Zone, but done as an audio drama. It's basically a horror movie that you can enjoy while driving, on the subway, or out for a jog! Get on them!!!

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16 hours ago
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Episode 54: Everything Must Go A group of teens get more than they bargained for when hired to break into a shopping mall that's swallowing a small town's economy. Written and Directed by Ted GeogheganCast: Chloë Levine, Clay ...

My episode of Tales from Beyond the Pale is live, and I'd love for you to set aside 29 minutes today and give it a listen. I worked with an amazing cast and crew to tell a 1980s anti-capitalist horror story that's tons of fun from top to bottom. talesfrombeyondthepale.castos.com/episodes/epi...

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5 days ago

idk I’ve seen a bajillion kids movies where the kids parents die & let me tell you, having a convo with my kid about how anyone can die at any time & it doesn’t matter if they’re someone’s mom or dad is way harder than having a convo about how sometimes someone has two dads or whatever. And yet

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6 days ago

For what it's worth... bsky.app/profile/tedg...

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6 days ago

It's actually an audio show. Think The Twilight Zone-meets-those old radio dramas from the 1930s and you've got a pretty good idea of what they're like. You can listen via the Tales site, or anywhere you get your podcasts. Episodes have been directed by Ti West, Stuart Gordon, Fessenden, and more!

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6 days ago
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Starring in my 1980s-set episode are Chloë Levine, @clayvonc.bsky.social, @benhorrible.bsky.social, @xghorror.bsky.social, and @astaparedes.bsky.social. I couldn't have asked for a better group of artists to work with, and excited for you to listen to it Thursday where ever you get your podcasts!

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6 days ago
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Tales from Beyond the Pale Glenn McQuaid and Larry Fessenden's scary audio dramas. Written and directed by auteurs and performers of today’s horror genre, these lavishly produced half-hour tales range from the gently macabre to...

Ours is the 54th standalone episode of Glass Eye Pix's long-running horror series, which features modern genre directors telling audio tales that harken back to classic radio dramas of the 1930s. If you have yet to discover Tales, now couldn't be a better time. <2/3> www.talesfrombeyondthepale.com

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6 days ago
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For those of you mourning tonight's series finale of The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs, I'm excited and honored to reveal that Joe Bob plays a pivotal role in "Everything Must Go", my episode of Tales From Beyond The Pale which debuts next Thursday, March 12th. <1/3>

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6 days ago

Have a hell of a night tonight, @themutantfam.bsky.social. 🍻 ♥️

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1 week ago

My 16-year-old cousin in rural Australia DM'd me to say that he can't sleep and he's scared that The United States is going to cause the world to end.

Let that sink in.

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1 week ago
World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.
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World Central Kitchen head José Andrés confirms Israel has closed Gaza’s borders indefinitely and warns the NGO will run out of food this week. The group is currently cooking about 1 million hot meals a day.

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1 week ago

Any movie that you feel like you have to temporarily throw aside your ethics to see.

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1 week ago

I asked a friend who saw it and got the Cliffs Notes version. It sounds like a pile.

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1 week ago

Setting aside your politics, ethics, or morals in order to personally enjoy something is elitist and disgusting. It’s one thing if you just don’t have them to begin with, but it’s another to blow them off so you can feel good about watching a stupid movie.

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2 weeks ago
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Lulu Wilson Returns For Action-Thriller Threequel ‘The Last Temptation Of Becky’; Neil Patrick Harris, Brandon Flynn, Kate Siegel & James Urbaniak Also Set 'The Last Temptation of Becky' has Lulu Wilson returning to star, with Neil Patrick Harris, Brandon Flynn, Kate Siegel & James Urbaniak also set.

Huge congrats to @jennwexler.bsky.social on landing such a fun gig! And I think I show up somewhere in the background of a bar scene! :D deadline.com/2026/02/the-...

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2 weeks ago
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I grew up with Robert Carradine as Lewis Skolnick in REVENGE OF THE NERDS, very unaware of how problematic the film was until I was older. Want a great, underseen performance to remember him by? Check him out in "The Gas Station" segment of John Carpenter's BODY BAGS (1993). It's such unhinged fun.

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3 weeks ago

Oh wow. I vividly remember how out-of-my-mind excited I was for this movie before it came out, and how bummed I was when I saw it. It sure is… something.

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3 weeks ago

He’s playing the role like an alien wearing a human suit. Women are swooning over him, but it’s because of something other than his looks… and that’s what makes it work so well. You’re not like “Ooh, hottie!” but you *are* like “Perhaps I would die for you, master.”

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3 weeks ago

Lugosi himself was insanely hot, but his Dracula is not.

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1 month ago
Fuck ICE.

Teddy’s preschool.

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1 month ago
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1 month ago
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Via 1917's Jones-Shafroth Act, The United States government granted Puerto Ricans citizenship because they could then be drafted into the U.S. military and forced to fight for us in World War I. To imply that these people and their culture are anything *BUT* American is an insult to history.

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1 month ago

I thought we all came here to avoid all the awful shit on X.

So why the Hell are you guys screenshotting it and sharing it here?

Sincerely,
A guy looking for some stupid form of social media that doesn't stress him out

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1 month ago

I'd go even further and say he's a fifty-year-old *baby*, which most of us STAR WARS fans are. :)

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