Zapow // Baylie 🇵🇸 🇺🇦

wait WHAT

Dick Cheney is dead and Mamdani is Mayor of New York City, the world is healing

everyone happy about not having to pull out their GameCube to play Luigi's Mansion this year because it's on NSO while I'm over here playing it on console for the first time

Post something random and have an awesome November (:

boobies

ok so at 4:47am my laptop dock disconnected and obs stopped, but the final frame showed 147:13 (yes, I started queueing 3 seconds away from 2am exactly coincidentally), but looking at replays, the game finally started at 7:49am. So it took ~349 minutes, not accounting for waiting in the lobby.

for the record, my guess for the amount of time it will take is roughly 239 minutes

ok I give up it's 4am and if I want to keep up the hidden bit of me doubling the time in each post I'd be here until like 6:30am

I'm leaving my computer going overnight with obs on and we'll see how long it takes for a game to be found. Idc if I get banned for a day or whatever it's for science

hi here to continue on my mother's legacy. Still waiting for the fortnite game meant for her. epic games poisoned my orange juice

dude.

fortnite hates me bro

a black and white video game scene with the words stars blind it i ve had it ALT: a black and white video game scene with the words stars blind it i ve had it

I love In Stars and Time so much omg
why do I want to REPLAY this game it's a super long rpg yet I want to replay it

I more wish I could experience it for the first time again...

eating tuna cause it's kittygirl tuesday

if you told a tech nerd 25 years ago that people in 2025 were "switching to linux for STABILITY" they would lose their mind

most disgusting sundae ever concieved by humanity

sudden severe dysphoric episode I feel like I might throw up I don't think I've had one this bad in years

trying to sleep but it's hard when my whole body is extremely sad and distressed and I'm dealing with a bit of irl body horror colon three

I knew everything the community note said already aside from the CPU being a 2A07 for PAL consoles am I cooked

my dog got sprayed by a skunk outside and my dad let him in for a bit and now my whole house smells strongly of skunk I have a big headache because the smell is so strong

I win (ignore my bitch wife @aphenomena.bsky.social behind me)

out of testosterone blockers because I keep sleeping all day rendering me unable to call my pharmacy

I paid $20 for her and I don't regret it

enbies can do whatever they want as usual because they're naturally the peak human form btw

is it just me or are women being horny on the internet only funny if it's gay

like if I post "boobs" it gets 13,000 likes but if I post "penis" everyone's uncomfy and some label me as a slut

although ig tbf I think I've seen this happen to men too (where only being gay is funny) but not as often

I ruined everything
he hates me

I hate reality

an email from Dropbox that reads "Baylie, you have storage space available (!!!) upload your files now"

girl wants me bad

> Started Adderall
> Instant massive focus improvement
> Cooking in smash now that my brain can actually hone in on one thing, making it seem like my skill improved by a decent amount in one night

the power of drugs

Kuzco starts hrt call it Emperor's New Boob

gonna get this fucker back

WHAT THE HELL HE HAD A FOUR OF A KIND STAR