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customer at the bar last night had knuckle tats that said THEY THEM

call her william the way she shakes on my spear

what if i K’d my S

alternate post is TWIABP put their entire TWIABPussy into Illusory Walls

The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die put their entire The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Dussy into Illusory Walls

Heretic is just Saw for people who know how to read

Invalid handle

elon being made head of that department is the equivalent of you handing your little brother an unplugged controller bc your mom told you to include him

Bleeting

Fire

son of a bitch elon nuked my fuckin twitter account bc I changed my display name to edward twizzlerhands and now my account just goes to a busted loading screen that never loads

just put elon, zuck and jack in the ring and last man standing gets custody of the twitter users i cant take this anymore

she thread on my blue until i sky

[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit

bussy

im trying to rack up a bunch of ReSkys

you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice

fuck it add me on this stupid shit also. @ is paulieamerus bc some clown stole my handle

whats up threads hows it goin

(Youth pastor voice) you know who else had 12 followers

The alt text killed me lol