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@scissorsboi.bsky.social

The exit through the gift shop guy.

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6 months time, The Muppet Show becomes a world wide phenomenon again and someone at Disney goes "we should probably have some sort of land for this"

15.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Nine images in black on cream of a cartoonish girl in different poses

Nine images in black on cream of a cartoonish girl in different poses

Little My, character in the Moomin books by Tove Jansson first appeared in 1950. She is small, determined, mischievous & fiercely independent, & based on the author herself in a kind of characteristic self-portrait #WomensArt

15.02.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

As someone who has very little interest in football, I saw Dear England tonight and it was incredible - although not the intent of the play to convert people into fans, I sort of get it now.

It's another James Graham/National Theatre masterpiece.

11.02.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Desperately trying to make this work to the tune of We Didn't Start The Fire

11.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally did my horror nerd duty and got round to watching Phantasm. I'm so bewildered by what I just saw.

06.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look I'm not saying I needed this, but we're watching it again already.

They did it. They didn't modernise it, they didn't edgy it up, they didn't make it anything but The Muppet Show. They actually did it.

04.02.2026 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This was the peak of architecture in society. It was all downhill from here.

03.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Also, anti-woke isn't a qualification. It's like introducing me as a "scatty-minded homosexual"

30.01.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a banal post, but I'm at Southwark Playhouse tonight, first time since I saw The Rink and a lightbulb randomly fell off the rig and bonked an old lady on the head.

I missed being here, I love this theatre.

29.01.2026 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This cannot fail. Please.

23.01.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Progress on this felt. As usual, it’s taking me longer than expected! I don’t know when I might start to expect that! #wip #textileart #needlefelt #forest

20.01.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm many *many* years late, but after finally reading the Tales of the City books I'm finally starting the Netflix series.

I've never felt like a set of characters are part of my family as much as this. I wish teenage me had this absolute soap opera in my life.

09.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs ALT: two cats are playing on a white couch and one is standing on its hind legs

And with that the twenty twenty fi- NO SHUT UP I DON'T CARE

30.12.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

December the 31st will show me which of the theme park content creators have actual morals, and which are willing to sell themselves out just to go on the speedy tall ride.

To misquote Scrooge: Harvest time for the unsubscribe button.

27.12.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very much in the slim age bracket of people now longing for a North & South reunion so I can finally see Tarantinos New Star performed live.

And for the 99% of you who that means nothing to. Happy Wednesday!

03.12.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm A Celebrity threw me. Who's watching reruns?

02.12.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What I'd do to be watching the end of day Cosmos Fountain show right now.

27.11.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

95% of my LinkedIn are passive agressive "but my irrelevant AI product of your business will suffer" at the moment.

The other 5% is (and I am not even joking) lawnmower companies.

08.11.2025 08:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm hiring & HR said "can I tag you on LinkedIn" so I said "you can, but I don't particularly use LinkedIn as I find it too toxic"

To which I was told I wouldn't get far in my career without using it. Begs the question.. how did I get so many promotions before Facebook for Maniacs was created then?

08.11.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.

29.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A story in the exterior of Mythos Restaurant is Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pool.

One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social

touringplans.com/blog/theme-p...

26.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.

11.10.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S

The moving walkway exit is approaching.

NOT

The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.

THANK YOU

08.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony.

Feels like a metaphor.

07.10.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.

04.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They announced a huge theatre for Main Street a few years back then quietly pretended they didn't. The castle stage show is kinda cute - and scares the whole park with loud daytime fireworks πŸ˜‚

11.09.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bubba The Vampire Slayer?

11.09.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context.

"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"

04.09.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.

03.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long until it's revealed the toad mouthed leader has vested interest in a flag company and this patriotism turns out to be another money scam funded by the weak minded?

29.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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