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Everyone step away from future scripts, @realgdt.bsky.social has perfected Frankenstein to the most beautiful level it can possibly be.

A story in the exterior of Mythos Restaurant is Narcissus gazing at his own reflection in a pool.

One of the topics discussed in the latest article by Entertainment Writer @derekburgan.bsky.social

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I've been in Florida for just over a week now and I kbow y'all have a lot going on here atm. But seriously WTF is with these huge queues for a coffee?! Everywhere is 15-20mins minimum.

IT'S

The moving walkway exit is approaching.

NOT

The moving walkway is a perfect space for your group of 12 to stand still and not move.

THANK YOU

A young child at Magic Kingdom is firing a bubble wand directly into its eyes and screaming in agony.

Feels like a metaphor.

Will forever be grateful to the person who added Casper music to the Universal Studios Florida entrance loop.

They announced a huge theatre for Main Street a few years back then quietly pretended they didn't. The castle stage show is kinda cute - and scares the whole park with loud daytime fireworks 😂

Bubba The Vampire Slayer?

My 70 year old hairdresser is scared to say he has a boyfriend, so instead describes the guy he's seeing as his 'mate'. I know he means it in a friend context, but hear it in David Attenborough context.

"The gazelle has found his mate, and is off to a Welsh car park to retire for the evening"

You know what I'm fed up of seeing? That shit CGI 'enhanced' Wizard of Oz at The Sphere. Margaret Hamilton didn't get literally set on fire for that disrespect to happen.

How long until it's revealed the toad mouthed leader has vested interest in a flag company and this patriotism turns out to be another money scam funded by the weak minded?

A photograph of an infant reticulated giraffe

Anyway. Here's a warthog.

I've been at the zoo for 10 minutes and already heard a fully grown adult ask if a buffalo was a "kangaroo or a horse"

I miss the days when the most dramatic thing on the internet would be if the Lappy didn't work on a Strongbad Email.

I don't post much, but I'd like you to know that every single dungeon in my Ocarina of Time replay is testing me to my absolute limits and I'm gonna yeet a controller soon. Thanks.

Me standing in front of a green and yellow pattern resembling blood cells.

Me in front of the park map I designed.

A selection of bags with jazzy patterns.

A mug with the Thorpe Park logo and a repeating rollercoaster track pattern.

Celebrated 9 years of Rob Yeo Design by visiting Thorpe Park to see my rebrand work in action. Also got to ride Hyperia and dear lord, the ALTITUDE of that thing, it feels like falling from a plane!

Most of them! Potbellies is some office space now, and the shop is like a greenhouse space!

Once in a while I have to go to the farm, and it's weirdly nostalgic still. Not much left, but a special little retreat.

sophiejadeillustrations 11h I saw someone call Al artists 'Fartists' (fake artists) therefore their generated things are called farts. I'm almost 30 but this is peak humour I'm afraid.

Well, I’m not far from 40 and I also support this terminology.

IS IT ABOUT DUCKS?! DUCKS SURFACE. HELP. I CANT THINK OF THINGS THAT FLOAT.

Are you talking about buoyancy devices? Is it a submarine meeting?

On the plus side, it may signal the death knell for the Jet2 Holiday meme.

That Singer: announces album
Rabid Fanbase: rams that there's an album announcement down everyone's throats via every meme possible

I am aware of the album, I don't care about the album. Please god leave me alone.

Fruit fruit?

An image of the character Glen/Glenda from the Chucky movie franchise. They are a pale doll (around toddler size) with large eyes and fabulous purple eyeshadow and lashes and a choppy cut ginger wig.

Christina Ricci in Wednesday S2

Beating the heat

This. This is the hard hitting journalism I need to see.