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YouTube video by Offhand Disney Hollywood Studios Doesn't Make Sense

Last week as I explored Hollywood Studios, it was clear that there were two different types of theme park fighting for dominance.

Hollywood Studios doesn't quite know what it wants to be.

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Projection Face animatronics are officially gone at EPCOT as of today

YouTube video by Offhand Disney The FANTASTIC Future of Tomorrowland

This last week has left me more confident in a Tomorrowland update than I've been in a long time.

Why?

Let's talk about the FANTASTIC future of Tomorrowland.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney UNREALISTIC and IMPATIENT Predictions for Destination D23

What is Disney gonna announce at this year's Destination D23?

Some sort of human transporter? Maybe a PersonRelocater? Anything can happen.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney Remnants of Opening Day Disney Rides

Remnants of Opening Day Disney Rides

If you look closely, near the Haunted Mansion at Magic Kingdom, you might be able to spot a river. This is actually a clever reference to the Rivers of America, an opening day attraction that is sadly closed.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney The Strange Quirks of Disney Railroads

It's often said that Disneyland wouldn't exist without the Disneyland Railroad.

Walt loved it so much, the rest of Disneyland was just an excuse to build a bigger train.

But what about other Disney Parks?

What makes their railroads WEIRD and unique?

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney New EPCOT is Screwed Up, Literally

EPCOT's got a screw problem.

Like, actual screws I'm not kidding.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney Everyone Should Love the Autopia... Or Else...

Everyone Should Love the Autopia... Or Else...

(And the Tomorrowland Speedway but only kinda with that one...)

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A Fond Farewell to MuppetVision 3D:

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Disneyland is building A BRIDGE!

Oh, and a new land and a new E-Ticket boat ride. But the BRIDGE!

Disneyland Forward Begins NOW

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I'm prepared to eat my words about Frontierland's Cars expansion because if Disney sticks to this new concept art-

It might be an insane throwback to Disneyland's 1960s Frontierland nobody saw coming.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney The Weird Disneyland Keyhole Saga

The 70th is here, along with a big ol' key you can get for $60.

What's the point of this key? Is it the pin? Is it just to be a bit whimsical?

The Weird Disneyland Keyhole Saga:
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YouTube video by Offhand Disney A Couple of BIG Problems About Abu Dhabi Disneyland...

So this video is a bit different. Not quite as fun as usual but I really think it bears talking about. Thank you all!

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney DISNEY is Building a NEW RESORT!

Disney is building a NEW Resort in Abu Dhabi,

Now I know the question on everyone's minds right off the bat...

What does this mean for the Disneyland PeopleMover?

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney Communicore Hall is... Getting Better? I Think?

Communicore Hall is getting a little bit better, right?

Is it just me? It could just be me.

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What is, in your opinion, the WORST ride at the Disney Parks?

YouTube video by Offhand Disney How The PeopleMover Got it's Name

WEDWAY? TTA? What’s up with these weird names?

I promise this one has only about 30%-40% of the video dedicated to me begging Disneyland to bring back theirs.

How The PeopleMover Got it's Name

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney The DELETED Story of Tron: Lightcycle Run

Why were we digitized? To race? Why would we be doing that?

Why is Rinzler alive? WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Let's talk about the lore of Tron: Lightcycle Run.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney EVERY RIDE Should Be Single Rider

Listen, I know not every ride CAN have a Single Rider line...

But every ride SHOULD have a Single Rider line.

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney The NAUSEATING History of Mission: Space (Feat. Disney Dan)

Mission: Space makes Cosmic Rewind look like the Railroad.

THE NAUSEATING HISTORY OF MISSION: SPACE (feat @DisneyDan!)

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney Let's Be Honest, Buzz Needed This...

Ride upgrades? Modernizing aged attractions? I mean, I'm all for it. This looks great.

Let's Be Honest, Buzz Needed This!

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YouTube video by Offhand Disney The Unfunny History of the Jungle Cruise

One of Disneyland's iconic rides has changed a lot in the nearly 70 years it's been operating...

Let's take a dive into the jungle rivers of the world to explore the history of this Disneyland icon... Okay,maybe DIVING in isn't the right word...

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Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin at Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom is getting major updates: new show scene, updated ride vehicles w/ handheld blasters and enhanced effects, and new character, “support-bot,” Buddy. The ride will close in August for updates and reopen in 2026.

I can’t believe you went public with this

Got the opportunity to ask and got confirmation that parts from Triceratops Spin will be refurbished and utilized for spinner rides around Walt Disney World. The triceratops RVs themselves are being preserved.

Amongst everything theorized here I feel like @tavie.bsky.social would go for a resurrected Disneyland PeopleMover narrated by "Reed Richards".

YouTube video by Offhand Disney New Tomorrowland FOR REALS THIS TIME

Who's ready for a FANTASTIC New Tomorrowland?

I'll take what I can get at this point, people.

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While researching this week's video I have decided that I want to live in Syd Mead's artwork.

YouTube video by Offhand Disney This Video is NOT About Disney

Props to @offhanddisney.bsky.social for this video. It’s absolutely critical for anyone who likes this stuff, especially those with a voice, to recognize that Uni is investing in quality & creativity at great cost while their competition meanders in mediocrity, if you want any hope for future good

YouTube video by Offhand Disney This Video is NOT About Disney

This Video is NOT About Disney

Also I was wrong about Monsters and Ministry I beg your forgiveness

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