Scott 🥐 🐟📈

Fairly certain he could carry the tune better than Billy Corgan

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

What the hell does Pitt do to its kickers during practice that they’re all beat up and taped together

I’ve never seen a kicker before with a taped up hand like he’s an offensive lineman or something

Those were either some crazy funhouse lights or I’m having an aneurysm

Andrew Luck leaves an ACC Network interview to celebrate a Stanford touchdown. 🏈🎙️😂 #CFB

FINE i’ll put on the Pitt game because there is obviously some serious sorcery going on in Atlanta

That ref was hauling ass down the sideline, wasn’t he

“Oregon Ducks” literally became one of the BlueSky trending topics like a year ago I think during the first Ohio State game because we were posting so frantically

Hate Week has begun.

FINALLY

Lemons is who is keeping them in this game

He looked like he was trying to hand it off to Whittington

I’m not sure he was, but it looked like they were not on the same page

That was terrible coverage on their part, they didn’t bother to get someone on him until he’d already run at least 15 yards.

He’ll make you pay for that.

Man, what is USC doing, leaving him uncovered at the line of scrimmage

When he gets moving like that there’s no stopping him

Did NOT want to get into a shootout with USC

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Dammit Lemon 🦆🏈

There were several near interceptions in the first half and I kept thinking yeah you’re gonna see one pretty soon

evergreen

DONK 🦆🏈

Man it looks like a gorgeous day in Eugene to be in Autzen

Jason Scott made it open-source in 2019, the copyright troll "Microsoft" was threatening legal action for 6 years for sharing a game from 1977, almost fifty years ago

Microsoft makes Zork I, II, and III open source under MIT License Microsoft’s Open Source Programs Office worked with Jason Scott to do it.

The classic text-based adventure game of incalculable influence will live on.

CDFW News | ‘Salmon Everywhere’ One Year After Klamath Dam Removal A little more than a year after the historic removal of four hydroelectric dams on the Klamath River, CDFW scientists are seeing salmon reoccupying just about every corner of their historic habitat.

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Screw it, I’m installing Linux It’s the year of Linux on my desktop.

Screw it, I’m installing Linux

dudes I use Linux on my personal PCs to try and keep AI from being shoved into every goddam task I want to do

The Standoff That Brought the Big Ten’s $2.4 Billion Deal to a Screeching Halt Despite pressure from commissioner Tony Petitti, Michigan regents pushed back on a private-investment pact worth at least $100 million to each school

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The Ultrarich Are Spending a Fortune to Live in Extreme Privacy In Miami and elsewhere, the wealthy are moving in increasingly private spheres, shelling out big money to bypass the indignities of public life.

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