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"have you considered just not having this problem? that would be the best way forward really".

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

I think if you really love art you'll pay for it. My brother keeps talking about AI art and the death of artists and shit and its like, buddy I pay a stranger 80 dollars a year to read whatever musings they decide to send me and I'm euphoric over it. If I could I would pay more people more money.

Life sucks and everything blows but sometimes you find a creative you follow to the end of the earth and they write something so beautiful that for a single fucking moment when reading it your brain fires all the right synapse and pumps all the right chemicals and you're like, this is it man.

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

kermit the frog voice: megan thee stallion here,

fuck man does anyone remember girl time

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its so fucking insane how thin the line between afraid and horny is sometimes

literally every day I think about this

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The three humors: water, salt, liquor.

If the cakeverse sex isn't gross and soaked in fluids and like borderline gratuitous vampire bloodsoaked sex what's the POINT

Every once in a while, the fact that Maynard has a slutty slutty back tattoo springs to mind, ringing through my head like a carillon bell and I just sit with that for a while.

Yeah like we should have amateur level training for professions like medicine, veterinary work, agriculture, viniculture, civil engineering. shit like that.

I knew someone who named their dog sudo, so any commands they could prefix with dogs name esp if they need to repeat it. I found this to be the cutest way to nerd up your dogs commands without illiciting massive cringe.

Medical school for people who just wanna talk shop with doctors casually but never want to see patients.

It should be separate so the competitive 20 something ucla kids STAY AWAY I do not need that vibe man.

There should be a legitimate medical school for hobbyist like me. Not this "Google MD" shit but like 8 year course for losers like me who just wanna know what's going on in there.

I can think of exactly One time that being able to see a character's pores in a video game mattered, and that was when you could tell Cloud Strife was wearing foundation when he put on a dress

a screenshot of alpha the sloth from the horror film slotherhouse. she is sitting behind a steering wheel smiling soooo cute at the camera. she is perfect.

I just keep thinking about her... she is so femme camp queen pussy cunt cunt slay

gotta put a gigantic punitive tax on online multiplayer. force people to bring back the LAN party

I think the solution to Male Loneliness Epidemic is starting a woke JavaScript meetup

You know it's kinda funny that the second there's any sort of drama between my mom and sister, they will both individually text me in like a 10 minute period asking me what the fuck is wrong with the other. And then my mother wonders why I'm in therapy.

In a better world, he’d be running a strip mall karate dojo until a new kid in town beat his champion with a crane kick

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right?

IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If—

CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother?

IKARI: Look, let me answer the question.

CHOTINER: Sure.

I'm just re-enacting that biden weed deepfake audio all the time. What I’m smoking is dirt. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from...