Juniper

Love to finally try to do any sort of investment or financial stuff and get a return of .00001% I'm Richland Moneybucks here.

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

Hahahahha honestly compared to the vitriol I got last week this one was nice they just wanted me to write a pirate shanty.

Got an AI prompt injection attempt at a response to a support ticket, AMA

how is every single queer erotica collection always

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Also this is a free offer if you ever want to do stand up and are worried about audience silence feel free to bring me along 90% chance that I will laugh at every joke.

Went to the new Naked Gun film and I felt like the most ANNOYING person bc I was the only one laughing at every fucking gag. Such is the burden of an easy laugh.

Wrote a quote tweet thread about politics and deleted it, I am so fucking zen rn

Ahahahahahahhaah I was NOT EXPECTING THAT

I will see myself out now.

Ripping thru the dry wall like kool-aid man ooo yeahhh

Reposting bc it's the same answer for me...

which film have you seen an unhealthy number of times?

Okay losing my mind I realize now when I say "revisit" I was definitely just going to favorites, I completely push out of my mind the fucking Fred Durst rap battle lmaoooooo

An LAPD officer looks at graffiti that reads “LAPD CIST US $107 MILLION IN LIABILITY LAWSUITS ALREADY THIS YEAR” under orange graffiti that reads “FUCK ICE” during an anti-ICE protest in Downtown Los Angeles on June 6, 2025

Anti-ICE protest in DTLA 6/6/25. For @calmatters.org

if you aren't like, a journalist who has to report on this the best advice I can give you is ignore the first 24-48 hours of news about a mass shooting after it happens. come back the next day and you'll get the right name, body count, etc.

Ngl I think I go back to follow the leader the most so I'll have to reevaluate a lot about myself now lol.

A zine page covered in scraps of newspaper, with a few clipped words around it. Text on page: "benefits of coerced Gender Affirming Liberation:" Text on table: as And Amazing Feminization Behavior

Babe wake up new forcefem euphemism just dropped

Screenshot of my text chat with my sister. Goes: Her: I didn't ultrasound you!!! Her: I forgot the goop for it. Do you have lube? Me: 🤦🏽 Yes. Her: I can do it tonight Her: OK. Bring lube and I'll scan you

Exceedingly normal Saturday morning conversation

Now that I think about it, these same artists when I revisit them later and listen to their modern stuff does have that feeling of "oh they're changing to the times"
Something something art is an evolving conversation something needing to meet changing expectations something.

Idk it was embarrassing at the time too so idk how it was actually popular...
That being said I really wanna go thru the Korn discography in order bc at the time the evolution of their style never felt off or forced. Which album did you feel made that transition obvious?

On the bright (?) side, my wonderful colleague @jwhendricks.bsky.social snapped this great still of us from last night’s absurdity. What else do you do but throw a shiteating grin to your friends when you’re being arrested? Lol

thinking about how someday children won’t understand what a gas station is and the gas fight scene in zoolander will no longer be culturally relevant

As a casual to moderate nu metal enjoyer seeing kid rocks name on that list makes me have so many emotions, mostly negative. What a range the genre can have. But at least you'll get to toxicity which has the recently viral Prison Song.

My fav Doctor and Companion

For those who don't know L.A. geography. The Metropolitan Detention Center where DHS has been holding people is at temple and alameda. At the convergence point of Little Tokyo and the Arts District in the heart of Downtown L.A. which are packed because Friday nightlife. This protest is big & visible

Good evening, I’m out here in Los Angeles near MacArthur Park, where protestors have taken to the streets to protest the recent raids across the city, despite a TRO prohibiting them

Screenshot of a message that show the time. The user name is scratched out. The messages says "What is your purpose and what do you do here?"

Receiving existential dms from users

My mental illness is that I have multiple people telling me I am needlessly sacrificing myself for a complete stranger who is being really unreasonable and mean and yet I still feel bad bc like.... I could just suck it up and do more!!! lol!!!

it's that time again.

#tfofs
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