Juniper

lol.
lmao.

rodney dangerfield

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

Gosh it so creation like I am to my terrarium that I planted 8 years ago and keep forgetting about and is now an impossible forest in there....

we should go back to keeping the internet in a room you can leave

I think Mr Beast is our generations Ophra but he's way worse (matching our generation world suckage)

The Post and the Furious: Tokyo Draft

Omg first draft saved.

#SickAssFoo

OHHH MY GOD YES DRAFTS

DRAFTS??? DRAFTS????? DRAFTS????????

Time to pretend my inability to use discord was actually a moral high ground I was taking the whole time.

My individual rizz is strong enough to float a one person conversation but I cannot carry 6 people

Kinda wild how I enjoy each of my teammates individually but as a team they are so low energy and lazy that its unbearable at times.

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

This is why the whole "everyone now HATES America" thing makes me laugh like yeah only now? Just now? Nows the line for you on us sucking? I mean welcome sibling but also like okay.

Ngl kinda sucks to see your country get boo'd and both a) enjoy it and b) feel it's deeply deserved. But also I feel for those athletes.

A digital illustration of Skeletor as depicted in the 80s He-Man cartoon. For those unfamiliar he is a a blue man with a fantasy bodybuilder physique. He wears a cross-body harness with some little bones at the center and a matching purple hood that frames hood face which is somehow just a yellow skull. Here he is seen yelling up to the sky and shaking his little blue fists at the heavens. Cutting him off at mid-abs is some gleaming 3D lettering in the style of the Masters of the Universe logo that reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

I need more drag kings in my life.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

if you can't accept that great authors were creeps and weirdos you simply can't be a fan of science fiction

It kinda looks like ones of those "stick your head in a frame" kinda background, so I think it was just a tourist image that looks really off.

only citizens*

*And me I'm American which means I get all the rights forever even if they don't exist for the other citizens.

I want to help! but away from people! Which is hilarious considering I cannot leave my current job because I love my current users too much lol

that's really noble! I'm motivated by wanting to help but I'm adverse to socializing so even when I fantasize about becoming a doctors its purely to do shit like pathology or medical examiner work.

Omg this is me but with medical school. I'm like "i can do 8 years of school and suffering and come out jaded but helpful :)"

If you're a moot who has a rec lemme know! senior dev/eng manager with extensive frontend experience as well as python/JVM languages and familiarity with ruby/rails as well.

I have decided that because I was NOT invited to a nice demo meeting where all the other team leads were, I'm not gonna stay here. Like unless I get my promotion in the next month (doubtful) there's no point in being at a place that has only given me more work with zero recognition.

Quitting my job to become a farmer is so cottagecore-fash, what is the new job we've valorized in our heads that is actually very hard and misrepresented

It is literally too early in the morning to be having an existential crisis over the worth of my work and the meaning of my life and YET HERE I AM BAYBEEE