Ford Gilmore

Ford Gilmore

@fordgilmore.bsky.social

Literary manager (rep writers, directors, and comic creators in the show business). Love the Sacramento Kings, the cinema of Sam Firstenberg, and the musical stylings or Warren Zevon. Among lots of other stuff. I also barbecue better than you. He/him.

664 Followers 589 Following 11,694 Posts Joined Jun 2023
2 months ago
The Black Knight taunts King Arthur with threats of dick removal

"Tis But a scratch", "Im invincible!", "I've had worse from a snowball"

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (1975)

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10 minutes ago

"The rest of you pricks seem to love it." 🤣

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12 minutes ago

Really digging the set.

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15 minutes ago

Nothing says "contemporary" like opening with a 32 year old song playing over the kind of "we're putting the host in all the movies" bit Billy Crystal used to do.

Don't get me wrong, I'm digging it. Just funny.

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3 hours ago

The authoritarian nature of the Republican party has rarely been more explicit--long in evidence, but rarely so explicit.

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7 hours ago

He pivots almost immediately to blaming the left and Democrats; im sorry dude, it is totally fair game for the other party to amplify stuff that sows division on the other side (the right does it all the time), and Dems are not the reason you got eaten alive by your own party and its movements

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19 hours ago

Nothing stopping you from pitching Disney, man.

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1 day ago
A high-back gaming chair designed to look like SpongeBob SquarePants. The yellow backrest features his white shirt, red tie, and brown pants, with a headrest pillow shaped like his face.

What's wrong babe? You've barely sat in your SpongeBob ChairPants.
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19 hours ago

First line is “Robert Celestial stood in radioactive water wearing nothing but shorts and rubber boots.”

Guys, you pitch that name for your kaiju-fighting hero and you’d be laughed out of the room.

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21 hours ago
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Anti-Elon Musk guerrilla art vending machine goes up at SXSW in Austin The vending machine was installed Saturday morning on a street corner.

"An anonymous group installed an anti-Elon Musk vending machine that dispenses the Epstein Files at SXSW 2026 in Austin, Texas, on Saturday morning."

Between this and the stuff we saw from @thecreepstateiswatching.com, Elon's clearly having a bad #SXSW #TeslaTakedown
mashable.com/article/elon...

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20 hours ago
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21 hours ago

Search your camera roll for “Hell”

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23 hours ago

I want to see some of your favourite final shots in film history.

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1 day ago
Senator Raphael Warnock (D-GA) speaks to reporters on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC.(Photo by Tom Brenner/Getty Images)

Sen. Warnock: “Despite launching a new war in the Middle East, President Trump has not taken his eye off the ball—

He’s still determined as ever to complete his goal of kicking millions of Americans off of their health care”

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1 day ago
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The is the federal government telling news stations to provide favorable coverage of the war or their licenses will be pulled.

A truly extraordinary moment.

We aren't on the verge of a totalitarian takeover. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

Act like it.

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1 day ago
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a man says do you know what this is it 's the world 's smallest violin . Alt: Gif of Steve Buscemi playing the world's smallest violin.

www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/b...

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1 day ago

Maybe--and just listen to me for a second and then take another two to think about it--maybe electing "total outsiders with no government experience whatsoever (except being sued by the government)" was and still is a bad idea.

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2 days ago
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“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

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2 days ago
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Who wore it better?

#PedoPals

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1 day ago

I'm telling you, boring old lawyers are now going to ABA panels to applaud hostile retorts to MAGA panelists and yell "you're a clown" at them.

A whole lot of people who merely furrowed their brows at Trump I are now seething with rage, and the Dem consultant class needs to wake up to that.

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2 days ago
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The money will go into a secret account in Qatar, never to be seen again.
www.wsj.com/tech/tiktok-...

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2 days ago
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Hegseth ignored military officials when he slashed offices that limit risk to civilians The Defense secretary’s decision to cut offices that mitigate civilian harm faces renewed attention as the Pentagon investigates a strike that killed hundreds of Iranian children.

The result of Trump’s fundamental weakness - a fear of appointing anyone smarter than himself which is a very, very low bar.

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2 days ago
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Trump has gone beyond delusional and insane.

He's now claiming that "he" himself is personally killing Iranians and that he's enjoying it.

Even H*tler didn't claim this kind of insanity publicly.

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2 days ago

Dear members of the Senate: if you vote to confirm Mullin to run DHS, people should absolutely hold you personally responsible for every atrocity ICE and CBP carry out under his leadership.

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3 days ago
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Cartoon by
Drew Sheneman

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2 days ago

Congrats!

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2 days ago

Imagine dying for Nancy Mace

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2 days ago

Someone please ask Hegseth how many hands the President has. Are they so small because he has six or something? Holding all the cards in one. Two others on the wheel. Another one on the throttle. Presumably one grabbing a woman by the you-know-what.

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2 days ago

What sequel do you consider to be a large improvement over the original?

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2 days ago

i think that it is plainly obvious that we should bankrupt Palantir on day one by cutting all of its contracts and declaring it a supply chain risk.

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