my specialty is being on zoom meetings and not knowing whats going on at all and then politely smiling or laughing when somebody else on the call laughs

Until now, the idea of negating jet lag with a simple rectal suppository seemed too good to be true

If you ask someone a question and they say "thats a really good question" they're just stalling for time and actually resent you

not a lot of people liked my sourdough starter joke. actually I think nobody saw it. need to move forward

My sourdough starter wasn't doing too well so I had to go to the sourdough bullpen

can anybody reccommend any good bots to follow on this app , thanks