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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.

🌈 rainbow trout 🌈

A google search window. I searched for "Stopwatch," and all 3 of the pictured search results are sponsored, but there isn't a way to differentiate them from the legitimate results. The very first result is for "Digital Stopwatch & countdown for Android - Download," and underneath it are additional results for: - "Get Poppy Playtime Ch3," - "Get GTA San Vice Now," - "Supermarket Simulator," and - "Get Remaker Face Swap." I searched for stopwatch. Functionally worthless now.

remember when google used to clarify when you were looking at sponsored search results? they used to have a little tag next to them. now they're just at the top, completely integrated with the rest of the page, with no way to dismiss or differentiate them.

and the first two ads link to malware! 👍

your life is not an optimization problem - as in you'll never achieve the perfect daily routine, sleep schedule, coping mechanisms, mannerisms, fashion sense etc. even after years and years of healing and improvement and self-discovery. you will never be so good at life that you manage to utilize every waking moment. its great to be productive and all but sometimes you'll suck ass. sometimes you'll take eight hours to be done with a twenty minute job. you'll prioritize the wrong thing. you'll sleep for 12 hrs just to avoid being awake. you'll relapse. and you'll relapse again. you'll forget to turn in the assignment. you'll order too little food. life is far too large and complex for you to even experience it completely, much less try to make sense of and control it. you can't. please give up on that and be at peace with the hours you lose. they are not separate from your life.

sharing a value tumblr post reminding you to be reasonable and kind to yourself when the world feels very deeply unreasonable and cruel

"gone fishing!" flug, on a hook, about to be eaten by a fish

Excusing Yourself xkcd.com/3057

I’m not necessarily saying humans are too dumb to be worthy of our spot at the top of the food chain but I will say that if there were 100 gorillas and one gorilla took 55% of all the bananas the other gorillas would beat that gorilla to death with their bare hands.

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Illustration of Konisama, a Mabinogi player. She's pink with red wings & has a bow in her hair.

Illustration of Akioh, a Mabinogi player. She has silver hair and wears a white hoodie & red skirt.

Todays warmup ft. some cool folks I saw afk in Mabinogi 👍

"Fuck Elon"
Spotted on a cybertruck in NYC

Jank isn’t necessarily bad in games. Depends on the game. It’s like going to a hole in the wall restaurant where all the furniture is mismatched, the menus are laminated, and then the 68-year-old owner chef brings out the best food you’ve ever eaten on a chipped plate

sorry to anyone who got a 'personal message' from me thru the merch store i found out they let me send a voice note to anyone who leaves a thank you note w their merch order and i ran w it

What's our head of T&S doing? @whats-aaron-doing.bsky.social + Follow Aaron liked: BEST GIRLS TIKTOK • Changed Handle •SHE'S GORGEOUS » @tiktokgirls.bsky.social • 14h THER PROFILES go.sendmemessage.bio - #nfsw #adultcontent #fetish #model #onlyfans #petite #xxx #contentcreator #censored #18+ #pov #sexy #tiktokhot #tiktok #tiktok18+

Good morning. Let me check if I’ve got this right.
- Juni created a bot that shows what Aaron (head of trust and safety) likes
- His likes are public information
- Aaron likes a porn post
- Trust and safety ban the bot and creator in 16 minutes
- Creator appeals and ban is upheld

so you're telling me the head of bluesky trust and safety got caught in 4K liking porn bot posts like a pervert and as a mid-jerkoff panic response banned the trans woman who made the bot that noticed it? is that about the size of things?

Don’t make me tap the sign. Strikes are supposed to be disruptive

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

(my Superman script where Superman’s weakness isn’t kryptonite, it’s needing to eat a number of pretzels proportional to the feat he’s trying to do)

Lois: The asteroid is heading towards Earth!

Superman: So weak… can’t fly. Quick… bring me…. 17,000 pretzels

Hello i have sad news. THe breaking bad video's files were lost in a house file. I have recovered the hard drive and scraped all i could from its contents and unfortunately only 1 remaining file from the breaking bad but ai video. I have decided to release it as the final product. Here it is

Image of an anthropomorphic bull terrier in a lawn chair surrounded by 7 empty beers. Text says "In dog beers I've only had one"

remember to drink responsibly.........

one of these movies is "live action/animated," and the other movie is considered "live action," despite being 100% ANIMATED

I'm sure Sonic is a much more entertaining movie overall, but I want it to win for purely petty reasons at this point

MrBeast: What’s up? Today we’re doing my toughest challenge yet… escaping from this maze I woke in with no memory of how I got here (wanders dark hallways for 8 hours) Alright folks I just found a window and the sky outside is crimson and filled with leathery-winged flying creatures not bird nor bat

Beryl and Gardenia pose for a photo. Beryl is a lightskinned small fat afrolatine trans woman with curly chin-length hair dyed blonde. she is wearing a white mask, a black t shirt with a drawing of Skeletor from He Man in a police booking photo, and light blue jeans, and is holding a copper colored offset cane. she is also wearing a small black leather purse, purple tinted heart shaped glasses, and is posing with her hand on her hip. Gardenia is a lightskinned tme nonbinary person, with brown hair pulled back into a bun. it is wearing a black kn96 mask, grey headphones, black sunglasses, a white t shirt with a faint pattern cut into a muscle tank, and a pair of blue and green parachute pants. it is seated in its blue manual wheelchair.

a photo of miss b, a brown, black, orange and white tabby cat laying with a multicolored yarn ball in between her paws. she is looking away from the camera to the side. underneath her is a red and green patterned blanket, and beryl, wearing a purple and white graphic tee, is visible in the background.

replying with my paylinks as well, as i am reliant on mutual aid to support myself, my wife (a disabled afrolatine jewish trans woman) and our ESA (a 17.5 y/o tabby with kidney disease). any support means the world!
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The Bisexual Manifesto: We are tired of being analysed, defined and represented by people other than ourselves, or worse yet, not considered at all. We are frustrated by the imposed isolation and invisibility that comes from being told or expected to choose either a homosexual or heterosexual identity. Monosexuality is a heterosexist dictate used to oppress homosexuals and to negate the validity of bisexuality. Bisexuality is a whole, fluid identity. Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or duogamous in nature: that we have "two" sides or that we must be involved simultaneously with both genders to be fulfilled human beings. In fact, don't assume that there are only two genders. Do not mistake our fluidity for confusion, irresponsibility, or an inability to commit. Do not equate promiscuity, infidelity, or unsafe sexual behavior with bisexuality. Those are human traits that cross all sexual orientations. Nothing should be assumed about anyone's sexuality, including your own. We are angered by those who refuse to accept our existence; our issues: our contributions; our alliances; our voice. It is time for the bisexual voice to be heard. (Published on the Anything That Moves Magazine; 1990).

because i’ve explained this already once this morning:

bisexual doesn’t mean “two genders” and the long-standing definition has always been expansive.

don’t put bisexuals in a box. 🩷💜💙.

options of life

When I saw the "Heretic Prophet" subtitle for this, I was like 'oh, okay, of course.' I know lots of great folks work at Naughty Dog, but I simply do not trust Druckmann to tell a story about religion.

and hey: required reading on TloU2 from @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social www.vice.com/en/article/t...

Some people told me I should post this here #TheWitcherIV #Intergalactic #fanart