Five Nights at Uniโs?
05.12.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 3405 ๐ 710 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 1@stormbreath.bsky.social
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Five Nights at Uniโs?
05.12.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 3405 ๐ 710 ๐ฌ 33 ๐ 1HELL YEAH
28.11.2025 02:42 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alright gang, I'm picking up the ball
You can now die during Far Field character creation
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
27.11.2025 13:40 โ ๐ 17218 ๐ 3333 ๐ฌ 160 ๐ 188A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
25.10.2025 07:24 โ ๐ 34299 ๐ 4805 ๐ฌ 831 ๐ 394Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript
17.10.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 1558 ๐ 390 ๐ฌ 30 ๐ 22257. The Commission recommends that all Member States: (a) Employ all means reasonably available to them to prevent the commission of genocide in the Gaza Strip; (b) Cease the transfer of arms and other equipment or items, including jet fuel, to the State of Israel or third States where there is reason to suspect their use in military operations that have involved or could involve the commission of genocide; (c) Ensure individuals and corporations in their territories and within their jurisdiction are not involved in the commission of genocide, aiding and assisting the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide and investigate and prosecute those who may be implicated in these crimes under international law; (d) Facilitate the investigations and domestic proceedings and take action (including imposing sanctions) against the State of Israel and against individuals or corporations that are involved in or facilitating the commission of genocide or incitement to commit genocide; (e) Cooperate with the investigation of the Office of the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court. 258. The Commission recommends that the Prosecutor of the International Criminal Court: (a) Examine, within its continuing investigation in the Situation in the State of Palestine, the crime of genocide for amendment to existing arrest warrants and addition to future application for arrest warrants; (b) Examine the involvement of officials mentioned in this report for inclusion as those most responsible for international crimes committed in the occupied Palestinian territory.
Today, the UN officially designated Israelโs assault on Gaza as a genocide.
As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire.
End the genocide. Ceasefire now.
Windows Notepad, the native simple text editor, now has formatting options and a Copilot button.
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
27.08.2025 01:41 โ ๐ 17514 ๐ 4597 ๐ฌ 450 ๐ 500Consider, once more, the universal cannibalism of the sea
having some wallflower feelings
#lancer
I won the DGAF Wars but this victory is meaningless to me
11.06.2025 23:19 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0An illustration of a march of the Hartford Wide-Awakes, Harper's Weekly (1860). Superimposed: "I WAS BORN IN A FREE COUNTRY"
10.06.2025 22:51 โ ๐ 1095 ๐ 197 ๐ฌ 39 ๐ 10Everything thatโs happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
09.06.2025 00:39 โ ๐ 56176 ๐ 17107 ๐ฌ 885 ๐ 828Drop something โจ๏ธyellow โจ๏ธ
06.06.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 395 ๐ 72 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 34life hack: all your themes have the pride logo at midnight on june 1st because you were lazy and forgot to change them back in july last year
01.06.2025 04:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social โข 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 โข 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.
This is the hardest Iโve ever been owned online
16.05.2025 01:46 โ ๐ 57333 ๐ 5588 ๐ฌ 806 ๐ 1594 yrs ago today, I witnessed a volcanic eruption for the first time, close enough to feel the intense warmth of the Earth's creation on my skin. It literally changed my life. I may spend the rest of my life seeking an experience as powerful as this and never find it, and that's okay.
12.05.2025 16:48 โ ๐ 1863 ๐ 156 ๐ฌ 73 ๐ 10One time on SCPPER โ and I cannot remember who it was or what article it was โ I discovered a reader whose vote history exclusively consisted of swapping their vote on one page between downvote and upvote hundreds of times
06.05.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fake Twitter post by Dr. Placeholder McDoctorate (who is Twitter verified). Attached picture is of him staring blankly ahead holding a 4x4 Rubik's cube, with SCP-6820 ominously behind him. The Tweet's text reads, "Ethics is holding back scientific innovation and progress".
Art by @nihonio.bsky.social.
01.05.2025 23:46 โ ๐ 189 ๐ 33 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Having ever worked for or snitched to ICE should from now on be the kind of thing you have to run away from. In ten years when antifascists out you as a former ICE agent it should be the kind of thing where you have to pack your bags, immediately move town, and change your and your familyโs names
29.04.2025 06:23 โ ๐ 3618 ๐ 985 ๐ฌ 53 ๐ 23My painting TROUT WATER
21.04.2025 14:13 โ ๐ 23914 ๐ 2270 ๐ฌ 441 ๐ 47I always say "Friday" instead of "Good Friday" because if it was a โgoodโ Friday Iโd be fishing
18.04.2025 18:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A portrait of Lord Aloysius from Shadow of the Wolf, accompanied by a news headline with words cut and pasted from Lancer rulebooks over the original to read "Let those peasants in Harrison Armory wail in front of 11,000 years of Karrakin civiliisation"; Karrakis has fired back at HA in an extraordinary escalation to The Dawnline Incident".
Feels extremely Karrakin-coded TBH #LancerRPG
16.04.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 39 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if the united states ever has even a hope of recovering we have to destroy the idea of american individualism. "they don't owe you anything" we owe each other everything actually
02.04.2025 14:42 โ ๐ 25678 ๐ 5777 ๐ฌ 78 ๐ 311"A computer can never be spiteful or horny Therefore a computer must never make art"
Reminder
28.03.2025 03:20 โ ๐ 14894 ๐ 3916 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 3massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen
25.03.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 10349 ๐ 2040 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 46absolutely!
18.03.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A ghostly mari today
16.03.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 22 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Happy Miku day. Post your Mikus.
My singular contribution. Nationless Miku that dares to ask if you can see any borders from here. What has borders given us? Can we actually see the physical lines that divide one from another?