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This man has come so far, I think he should be the next big man to step up with Hobbs gone. It wasn't long ago this guy was wrestling barefoot and slipping and sliding in the ring, but between his match with Bobby and his run in the Demand, him and Khan should be pushed to the moon

#AEW

Gonna miss Hobbs since I think he had one of his best years last year, but if he ever wants back, I'd be more than happy to see him return. He's an absolute stud and if going to another place means he'll find his stride and more success more power to him.

Inb4 he debuts as MightyHouse Hubert

You can't make this up man. Over a decade of experience and this is the best you can come up with? The fed can keep her

Bandido calls it the 21 Plex because that's how many seconds the set up takes before he does the most vanilla German suplex you've seen.

Get a new finisher hermano, you're too talented to have a GERMAN SUPLEX as your finish

#AEW

"MY FAVORITE LETTER IS C! MY NAME STARTS WITH A C! CAN YOU C ME? I C U P MWAHAHAHA!"

Great debut, awful outfit. Bro looks like an evil Sesame Street character that did a stint with the power rangers with that coat. Love the mask tho

The hubris of WWE to call lucha libre a "sideshow" before they came along to buy AAA is not only absurd, it's ignorant to the absolute massive success CMLL has had this year without needing a sugar daddy for support.

Insane levels of cuckery from AAA, and a slap in the face to lucha libre

There could be a 10 car pileup and 5 explosions on the highway and Paul Turner would still miss it

#AEWDynamite

Holy shit the kid who bodyshamed Jericho is back

#AEWDynamite

And this is not directed at guys like Regal who HAVE wrestled and say these things in good faith. No I'm referring to guys like Bryan Alvarez and podcasters who have always belonged behind a guardrail while trying to play armchair booker

Any time we have one of these wrestling safety discussions, I find it incredibly weird that fans become extremely patronizing and pearl clutching. 99% of fans have never set foot in a ring, let alone have taken a bump. Yet all of a sudden, they feel like they can give Kyle Fletcher safety advice.

What I suggested to my friend if Clark Conners signs with AEW and does a program with Hangman:

I agree. I'm more referring to AEW ignoring fans that don't "get" certain talent because they're not a promo god or whatever and rewarding wrestlers for their strengths whether it's on the mic, in-ring ability, or both. But some fans are really "pipe bomb or bust" tbh

"He has no charisma"

"He needs to get better on the mic if he wants to get over"

"They're so good in the ring, they just need better promos"

Thank god AEW ignores this shit because half the time y'all don't wanna watch wrestling. You just wanna get rizzed up and fuck the talent

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Gotta love podcasters man. Making a living off of hating their hobby

Agreed, the whole segment dragged as a result. I'm still optimistic on an evolution of the MJF character, but time and booking will tell. Very telling that he'll no longer be the sole holder of the ring anymore though

You know it's bad when I think Rick Knox has been a better ref lately than Paul Turner

The delivery on the Diddy line sucked balls. I also thought it dragged a bit. That being said, I liked the promo. He was able to address every grievance he had with each opponent and took advantage of the no contact clause to aggravate them. Jokes need improvement though

Please stop overbooking FTR matches. I get that they are heels. They are an amazing tag team. I would have rather the ref seen the rope break with Stoke assisting. But I came out of this hating the ref more than the actual heels. Do better next time please

Like seriously, Paul Turner has fucked up a match in every way possible. He misses a rope break. He catches the break later and restarts the match. He misses a weapon. He's unconscious and misses a tap/pin. HE BLOCKS SOMEONE FROM GETTING HIT IN A CAGE MATCH. It's like a gag atp

Every month, AEW books a match to make Paul Turner look like the most incompetent ref ever. I am not saying that's actually the case, but kayfabe wise, it's really starting to get old that this ref is retconning finishes on the fly when EVERY OTHER REF will overlook the late rope break

If you unironically use the term "no sell merchant" it's an instant block.

I'm tired of dumbasses LARPing as wrestling purists when their favorite match is Rock vs. Hogan like sybau for life PLEASE

"AEW needs to cater to people outside of the hardcore fans in order to grow"

"AEW needs to focus more on stories and characters is they want to broaden their niche audience"

I swear to god some of you "fans" talk like investors but own ZERO stock bc you're broke AF. AEW is fine. Get help.

His match against Knight will feed families

Jungle Jack choked on Okada's sack 💀💀💀

#AEW

Man does TNA even have a real fanbase anymore? I've never heard a "Who are you" chant for any debut ever, and yet this cockroach company, who's lucky enough to even sniff a TV deal, let alone sign one, has fans shitting on talent willing to work there from the jump. What a dogshit promotion

I hope this Hook heel turn pays off. The last two years of his career has basically been him searching for daddies or people wanting to be his daddy

#AEW

When did wrestling fans become such pearl clutchers? Whenever there is a high flying spot, a fast sequence, a fall from a ladder, or tacks, the people that used to pop for Jeff Hardy now want to pretend pro wrestling peaked when they invented the headlock. God forbid wreslers do cool shit

It never ceases to amaze me how so many of these so called "wrestling fans" base their entire opinion of AEW on this weird parasocial relationship they have with Tony Khan. Not watching a good product because you worked yourself into a shoot over some tweets in 2023 is crazy to me

Look I love AEW but I also love having $300 dollars in my pocket so it's gonna be no to Hammerstein for now