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They needed a stealth soldier so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana's and burnt my fucking fingerprints off. They will not find me.

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Latest posts by jbangslam.bsky.social on Bluesky

It never ceases to amaze me how so many of these so called "wrestling fans" base their entire opinion of AEW on this weird parasocial relationship they have with Tony Khan. Not watching a good product because you worked yourself into a shoot over some tweets in 2023 is crazy to me

20.11.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look I love AEW but I also love having $300 dollars in my pocket so it's gonna be no to Hammerstein for now

18.11.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WrestleDream was a very good meat-and-potatoes PPV. One of their most consistent. The AEW story remains the same: Doesn't matter whose hurt, doesn't matter the card, or even if the TV is great, middling or frustrating, the PPVs are never less than good and are usually great.

19.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Wrestling fan watches an AEW PPV, gets pumped with a massive card with many bangers, feels amazing and changes - SICKO. Many such cases!

#AEW #Wrestledream

19.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lot of people coming at Dustin Rhodes saying he is Maga. He is not. He is MAGA AND a fucking dumbass.

14.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dustin Rhodes reaffirmed my rule of thumb that any wrestler who started their career before the 21st century has a 95% chance of being an asshole

14.10.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meanwhile Punk capitualting to Saudis and MAGA and Sami Zayn virtue signaling while continuing to promote the fed in a shit ass country. In addition to just a significantly higher quality product, AEW's top talent have better values than the fed across the board. All Elite now and forever

02.10.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Punk: "Hmm you're criticizing a MAGA company and yet you use a US tech platform, curious..."

02.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a shame because I feel like this anniversary show is leagues better than last year's and these stupid fed brains are actively trying to ruin it. Fed chuds trying to get themselves over when no one asked, many such cases.

02.10.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats Hollywood, y'all lost yourself a future live show. Y'all are fake hollywood anyways

02.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yelling "What?" during a Toni Storm promo is goober shit. Steve Austin is a woman beater and I cannot wait for the day that stupid fucking chant dies out. Fuck that bald, alcoholic, domestic abuser piece of shit

02.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should have pride... FOR THE BEST WRESTLER ALIVE

LET'S πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ MAX πŸ‘ YOU'RE πŸ‘THE πŸ‘ BEST πŸ‘ WRESTLER πŸ‘ ALIVE πŸ‘

LET'S πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ MAX πŸ‘ YOU'RE πŸ‘THE πŸ‘ BEST πŸ‘ WRESTLER πŸ‘ ALIVE πŸ‘

LET'S πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ MAX πŸ‘ YOU'RE πŸ‘THE πŸ‘ BEST πŸ‘ WRESTLER πŸ‘ ALIVE πŸ‘

LET'S πŸ‘ GO πŸ‘ MAX πŸ‘ YOU'RE πŸ‘THE πŸ‘ BEST πŸ‘ WRESTLER πŸ‘ ALIVE πŸ‘

01.10.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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IWC can't even ragebait properly anymore smh

26.09.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That goes for Stevie Richards and his stupid soyface AI thumbnails too

24.09.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gail Kim is like the 40 year old sorority alumni that comes back to gossip and shit on young girls for fun.

Do your signings, make Cameos, run your shitty little podcast and side ventures. But if you have nothing left to help younger talent, do everyone a favor, shut up, and fuck off

24.09.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta love when Hechicero fondles air testicles and fire comes out

#AEW

20.09.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Death failed to cash in their briefcase smh

30.07.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hogan looking up at Vince: "Come on down brother, the water's hot!"

24.07.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The only unfortunate thing about Hogan dying is that we can't make this a reality anymore

24.07.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not to be picky, but the same should have been done with Flair as well

24.07.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Death when he finally caught Hulk Hogan

24.07.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Satan with another trophy in his collection

24.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Him and Jimmy Snuka looking up at us now, amongst others

24.07.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hogan: Let's get the band together and start up REAL AMERICAN FREESTYLE WRESTLING BROTHER

Death: That doesn't work for me, brother

#wrestlesky

24.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imo two things killed her momentum. One was her underwhelming championship match with Toni at Revolution 2024. The other was her dead end feud with Thunder Rosa on Collision. Similar to Serena Deeb, the inability to put on a compelling match in AEW has killed their starpower

22.07.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TNA fans mad other wrestling fans don't have the same corporate cucking fetish as them

22.07.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Due to our amazing partnership with WWE, we are inducting Trick Williams into the TNA Hall of Fame"

21.07.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Total Nonstop Cucking

This used to be one of the best women's divisions in North America. Now it's being used to prop up developmental talent that will probably be laid off within two years of being elevated to the main fed roster.

You sold your soul to brag about ticket gates. Fucking sad.

21.07.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He wanted to be a revolution.

They went out and actually did it.

He really wanted to be the main character of AEW.

Hangman was already there.

He wanted to be the locker room leader.

Jon Moxley was already there.

He wanted to be the voice of the voiceless.

Eddie Kingston was already talking.

27.06.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 350    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 12

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