“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
good ol’ the jizz-wailers
Did a chicken name this townland?
Star Wars-ass street name.
(Heh. Exit 66.)
ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
Radiohead just randomly started streaming live performances and random songs from their catalogue yesterday, and it's still going.....................
👀👀👀
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ga...
I wrote this some years back and return to it now as a reminder to myself of what's really important in life. If it resonates with you, too, all the better.
Next you’ll be doing an interminable number of self-produced YouTube videos starring yourself as every single character in the DC Universe…
OMG!
I have a NEED!
Very likely
One of all-time favorite covers for multiple obvious reasons. The published issue is a prized part of my collection
Reporter: Do aliens exist?
Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth
“…this is a hard world to be ludicrous in.” — Kurt Vonnegut, MOTHER NIGHT
"The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little."
—FDR, 1937
Happy Valentines Day, unmute and turn up to make it happier
let's stay together
No amount of small $ donations can compete. Like using a sword to fight a nuclear bomb.
Online betting sites shouldn’t be able to advertise. You should have to learn about them through your unreliable uncle or your friend’s older brother who should really be hanging out with people his own age.
Good morning and welcome to baseball season.
“Hi, John. This is me, Jarren Duran, a real life baseball player. Now is a great time to invest in bitcoin…”
Relax, bread department
The world factbook was an invaluable resource in asylum petitions—a place where the federal government acknowledged in writing that, for example, Tibetans face systematic repression in China. I don’t like to have it vanish.
When life gives you LLMs
do not make LLMonade
it will tell you to add drano or something
"And when you saw only one set of footprints, that was the Sand People, who walk single file to hide their numbers."
I don’t like it
Today was really Friday-ing, huh
Catherine O'Hara was one of the world's funniest people and elevated anything she worked on.
Also,
Catherine O’Hara never missed. Her very presence made everything she was in better. A comedic titan. A performing giant. A genuine gem of a human being.
Another bitter gut punch in a time of gut punches
