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I’m back from #Edinburgh but my daughter is up. There’s murky work afoot in the New Town.

I fucking love One Piece. One minute, things are blowing up in a town of cowboy serial killers and the next, the lads are fighting a T-Rex. I’m anticipating the “Zoro refuses to turn to stone in an uncool pose” bit is coming soon. I’m so excited 😂

Right?? Like this is giving chaser at this point lmao

lol I hope people just started saying “okay chaser” to her.
This is some Frollo shit for real.
“I hate all of this!!” **compulsively immerses self in it**

Let’s face it they hate fun and art and expression of any kind - making them perfect fascist fodder. Boring beige “normal” everything, authoritarian straight lines and no questioning makes them feel safe. I can’t think of a worse fate than being that shut down inside tbh!

“Im deep undercover! I’m infiltrating” Forstarter claims while beckoning in some sort of real life remake of Cruising (1980).
I suppose this is Chaser (2026)

During a deeply silly conversation this am with my partner I casually say “I guess no one can make someone orgasm faster than themself.”
And Kevin turns to me and says. “That’s insider trading.”

Hi Bsky, sorry for the radio silence. I had a job offer fall through in January and have spent the year so far scrabbling to pay bills + feed myself + my cats whilst I try and get a new job. Accepting bird doodle commissions where I'll draw you any bird you want for a $10 KoFi

ko-fi.com/tytonidaeus

Anyways.

Yes absolutely ruin those OCs’ lives, it’s your solemn duty

Would deeply appreciate help. I am a disabled trans man from the global south. I am also the only person in my family who currently works. I have a life limiting condition that will end my life if not medicated. My insurance is only 350 usd a year, I dunno what else to do but ask for mutual aid

We discovered, much to my shock, that my Robin Hood DVD case was empty 😭 but because I have the best boyfriend in the world, he immediately jumped on eBay and got me a BluRay copy of it. Giggling myself silly ♥️

When you were a kid, did you ever meet another kid who was clearly out of their mind, and incredibly troubled and destructive, who made you really uncomfortable to be around, and you just hoped that they would grow up to… Not be like that?

And then they grew up to be even worse?

Me and Kevin are watching the Manic Street Preaches video for Little Baby Nothing and I suggest you do too!

My partner can’t pick up his copy of the game tomorrow and I’m gutted because I am too chicken to play it and I wanna watch him play it 😭
To be clear I will still utterly crap myself but not as much as if I was playing

I think Jayce might be some kind of elder being 😭 holy…

Bro it’s still slightly light at 6pm bro it’s fucking happening bro

Can’t stop (won’t stop) reading Robin Hobb

LeAnn Rimes skids across the rooftop. Clutches her bleeding arm. The pale crescent flinches, a gash visible across its lowest sea. After parroting the party line all these years, her suspicions are finally confirmed. She can, in fact, fight the moonlight.

And she's winning.

This looks super fucked up - i.e. I’m VERY interested 😂 please ping me when paperback is out I can’t do screen reading I need paper and book smell in my life xx

I beg you… his life is in extreme danger😭
The infection has spread to his bones and could reach his blood soon
We urgently need tests and surgery to save him.
£1,100 could save his life 🙏
Please… don’t let him face this alone ⚠️
For his daughters, he is all they have left💔
chuffed.org/project/omsham

Nah I’m convinced they are now trying to make everyone ill with psychosis.

the Black Panthers were right

Haha no way! In a moment of apparent attunement my friend and I were talking about them last night and saying we should start a beer brand called RawDog and steal their business in revenge for their shitty behaviour. I see we didn’t even have to lift a finger! 😆

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My soul ascended it was the funniest shit

Oh god I’ll never forget the day some dude went off on me in a Twitter thread about saying oat milk/soy milk and I was like “this is weird and extremely pedantic” and I checked his bio and he was a dairy farmer.

The annoying thing is that lean animal protein is really good for a fucked up gut struggling to process more complex proteins but these freaks are taking this very niche nugget of nutritional knowledge to the most stupid degree imaginable.