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Photo of Pope Leo XIV, inset text reads "Pope Leo XIV, 1955-2025. It is with heavy hearts that we must ring in the new year with the news of the death of his Holiness Pope Leo XIV. Pope Leo, a native of Chicago, Illinois, passed away Wednesday night after he tried authentic italian pizza for the first time and keeled over and died instantly"

Sad 😔

Now that the new year has arrived, remember to learn from your mistakes

A cat is rolled into the emergency room by 3 EMTs, obviously fairly serioisly innured. One of the EMTs says "We've got a 22 year old Feline" another says "They told a coworker they'd 'See him next year' and he hit them with his car"

Aerial view of the cat on the stretcher, they're saying "I think it was worth it" one of the EMTs tells them "Stop moving your head"

Remember to practice proper New Years Eve safety

Shepard and Paul are standing across from each other, a surgical tray in between. Shepard says "You sure I'm in the wrong place? Look you guys are doing jello shots", Paul responds "That's a vial of ketamind", Shepard says "I don't judge", "Get out", Paul demands

The aftermath

A pair of swinging double doors at the entrance to a room in a hospital. The wall is adorned with posters and printed warnings. A clock above the door reads 11:59 PM

The same view of the doorway, the clock ticks over to 12:00 AM

Shepard kicks open the pair of doors, sending them slamming into the walls. He's wearing a party hat labeled "2026", and is holding a martini. He's yelling "HAPPY NEW YEAR" and surrounded by confetti and steamers

The camera has shifted to view the rest of the room, Shepard has burst into an Operating Room. 2 Surgeons, Paul, and the Patient who has yet to go under are all ataring at him in shock, annoyance and/or confusion. Shepard asks "Did I pick a bad time?" as confetti and streamers fall to the floor

Shepard loves to spread holiday cheer but is really bad at reading the (operating) room

Simple, lineart drawing of Paul with blushy cheeks

Very cool and talented, I always enjoy talking about stuff with you

Monday, December 1st. Paul walks by a wall in the Cardiology ward of the hospital, on it is a garland hung in the shape of the line of a heart monitor. Paul says "Aw! That's cute, you guys got the wall all decorated!" to someone at the nurses station.

Tuesday, December 2nd. Paul walks by the same wall, the garland has been reshaped to look like a faster heartbeat as displayed on a monitor

Wednesday, December 3rd. Paul rounds the corner of the nurses station by the same wall, the garland is again reshaped, this time into a representation of an erratic and unstable heart rate.

Thursday, December 4th. The garland is now shaped into a straight flatline. Paul tells a woman at the nurses station "You cardio nurses have a twisted sense of humor"

'Tis the season

Drawing of the 4 members of the German band Kraftwerk circa 1975. Wolfgang Flür, Ralf Hutter, Florian Schneider, and Karl Bartos. Text reads Kraftwerk: Dies Jungs Aus Düsseldorf. Die Piep-Boop-Fabrik.

What will those wacky Germans think of next?

He's jealous because Tamara is better at surgeon-ing

Jade, I remember you...

Soup can adapter for Sega Genesis by cbiffle | Download free STL model | Printables.com

For anyone curious, that's a photo from @segabits.bsky.social. This is the kind of wacky stuff they do so if you like it check them out.

You can also 3D print your own pasta adapter unit using this file if you're so inclined;
www.printables.com/model/134266...

I'm more than willing to take the post down if need be, or add proper credit where I can. It wasn't my intent to make it seem like this was mine, but it really kinda ended up like that. I'm used to the dumb bullshit I post getting like 2 likes from people I know, this one kinda went off the rails

LMAO Yeah this is yours, I'll level with you. I found this as an Instagram reel I think I decided to make a throwaway post and it exploded somehow. If there's a way you'd like to be credited let me know

Goooooood

I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself

Fuck it, It's time to get back into drawing these little guys again.

It's an older doodle, but it checks out