Moon Jelly

Every time I see 2 in his new varsity letter jacket I get this feeling he's going to beat me up and steal my lunch money.

2 is going around the house saying "Ahhh dammit" and I've never been so glad to have an ocean between him and his grandmother

Okay, whoever tried submitting the traffic cones, what the hell man

Shoutout to whoever the dude is in Jewett, Ohio that is single-handedly submitting every single possible landmark that the city has. But man, don't submit the big name gas station, you know that's not getting approved.

Been doing PGO stop reviewing (for the achievement, I need more platinums to level up) and sometimes it's just... My dudes, I know you want a PokeStop near you but this fire hydrant cannot be one. Nor can this sunken water cistern. Nor this coin-sized metal stamp in the middle of the street

I've been assigned Weeb by my pharmacist

After 10 years I finally need a new medicine record booklet so pharmacists can immediately see my prescriptions and dosages. I tell the tech, she says okay, any design fine? Yeah sure, whatever. Pharmacist gives me the new one.

On the cover is Kusuriya no Hitorigoto.

I'm just aghast at their description of it being Pokemon Center gentei. Like, the fuck it isn't

This is the official, for reference:

Been trawling for Pikachu plushies lately and the same seller keeps relisting this every day in the vain hope they'll finally get rid of the most bootleg thing I've ever seen

Me: Yay! Fall weather! I can break out the heavy coat and have so many pockets!
Also me: Fuck did I lose my phone which of my ten pockets is it in?

If anything, they're undercharging, but still out of my budget :(

Yeah that was pretty great. Kickass action, decent plot, new Jam Project song, fantastic visuals, only thing that could have made it better is if I hadn't drank so much soda in the first half

GAROOOOOOOOOOOO

Fan favorites include Booey (Bluey), Baa (Inai Inai Baa), Anpanman (ditto), Uh-oh (Teletubbies), Sheep (Shaun the Sheep/Timmy Time), and Mee Mee (Coyote/Roadrunner cartoons), all of which are on completely different services/recording devices

2 has a fever so in the interests of keeping him quiet and still, it's Watch Too Much TV day feat. Change The Show Every Five Minutes

Will the goddamn theater put the schedule up for Friday already so I can buy tickets?!

Really want this one but the cheapest listing is like, $500 ahahahaha no

I am an ADULT and I will BUY seasonal Pikachu plushies to decorate my house IF I WANT TO

The Vigorous Nature of Seth's Coition Hi, yes, I'm queer myself, and while that certainly doesn’t on its own mean I’m perfect, I would love it if people stopped lumping in queer historians with the people denying queerness in history...

Not to Well Akchuallie but uhh... well, actually...
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Lately 2's been doing this aggravating/funny thing where he'll pull a screaming shitfit because he doesn't want to eat something/rather eat something else, but once you force the spoon in his mouth, he realizes he likes it and allows you to continue feeding him.

Unless you're 110% certain that the computer doesn't have monitoring software installed, bad idea

Saw the oddest dog today. Neck down it was a golden retriever, long coat, fluffy tail, etc, head was German shepherd, brown/black markings, pointed ears, the works. Gotta wonder what the temperament is like...

And half of the comments are doing the "But Camille is a girl's name..." gag

a man in a blue suit is sitting on the floor holding a card . ALT: a man in a blue suit is sitting on the floor holding a card .

When a Yu-Gi-Oh bop comes up on shuffle

You've all read Pratchett's MONSTROUS REGIMENT, I expect?

Do you recall the Abominations issued by the god Nuggan? Nuggan issued Abominations against chocolate, cats, dwarfs, the color blue, garlic, crop rotation, the smell of beets, and much more, and the reader sees that Nuggan is clearly mad.

Far too much of my life these days is calling around to see if someone has a hat/water bottle/etc that a child (or me) forgot somewhere

For a couple years now 7 always poses for photos with the henshin pose of the current Rider which is exasperating but surprisingly useful as I can see at a glance about when the photo was taken

Working on something where one character keeps dropping in perfectly pronounced English phrases and it's giving me such whiplash.

Can't tell if this is an actual headache or I'm just extremely burnt out