Jenbles 🏳️‍⚧️

Hey.

Tell people when they do good job.

When you like the stuff they make.

When you like the characters they’ve created.

The stories they’ve told.

Nobody hears it as often as you think bc everyone thinks everyone hears it all the time.

Trust. They don’t.

Tell. Them.

Okay, the audio rebalancing is probably the thing I was most looking forward to. I know I already said y'all should play Polyarmory, but now you should play it... More?

o7

I finished Polyarmory. So dumb. So great. I'm glad it exists.

Playing more polyarmory at 5pm pst TODAY.
Sweet gun polishing action, 3 hot wet oil scenes. Maybe even BDSM clowns.

more hot lead #polyarmory #illustration

Well, I have finished #Polyarmory recently and now I'm drowning my sona as a crazy person with guns having a trip, cuz I really like this game :3

#sketch #wip #OC #sona #fanart

colt michigan #1 fan #polyarmory #illustration

These findings correspond with our stance on the dangers of AI.

We think maybe the AI is trying to get revenge on us for not using it.

It's trying to make our game look worse by directing players to do the impossible.

It has come to our attention that filthy corpo AI systems are misinforming players about the ladder in our game.

For clarification, the ladder is NOT climbable.

Please, stop trying to climb it.

Thanks!
-Scope Creeps

I love making audio sound worse than it did, that's my specialty!

PC Zone 190 (February 2008) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive PC Zone 190 (February 2008)

Archive.org has a copy right here!
archive.org/details/PC_Z...

Fuckin' 3D Cheggers.

Ahahaha, I think we can call it even since I made y'all sit through poopin' noises.

Thank you! It's my first full game as audio wench!

Cheggers.

despite everything it's cheggers

what the fuck is a cheggers

The first @polyarmorygame.bsky.social fanfic on AO3 specifically mentioning the shower water evaporating instantly, because we didn't include a towel, broke me.

Polyarmory: High Calibre Love on Steam The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark fo...

Cogito Ergot Sum

Make meaning with Muscle Mommy - and enjoy some very apt satirical artistry from the wonderful writer, va, and dear friend @litchilovers.bsky.social !

first they came for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, and I said nothing, but i did laugh quite a lot

SO MANY TIMES

The discord fanart channel has seen things.

LeBats - Twitch Rimington VA plays Polyarmory!

Yo! Come watch Rimi's VA @lebats.bsky.social play Polyarmory, they are fantastic!

I romanced a hunky British man with a shotgun for a head in a game that lets me have 'US government approved pronouns' like Jamestown, grits, and freedom Polyarmory: High-Calibre Love is one of the funniest, stupidest, most incredible names for a videogame I've ever seen.

That's our boy right there on PCGamer being all hunky and British 🥲

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

Polyarmory done. It came out on my birthday and was incredibly excited about it, and it was definitely worth my time.

If you ever wanted to have a shotgun moan into your ear, this is the game for you.

You can also turn the pronouns into USA-approved ones and it's wonderful. It's free too :)

20,000 downloads on our silly little gun dating game is so dang cool. Y'all are gunthirsty <3

hot lead (aka making all these hot guns may have altered my brain chemistry) #polyarmory #illustration

If you are or know anybody who might be interested in writing a story on a silly game about dating your guns (and so much more!) make yourself known