Jon Blyth

The top results for the Men’s Skeleton. Leading is V. Buff, followed by S. Maier. Wanna get overwhelmed by a very buff Sid Meier

Winter Olympics giving me a new game dev fetish

I thought the tree in the right photo was breaking containment and putting its spooky branch fingers into the left photo

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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No, after this I’ll be absolutely be able to relax. That’s why I endure

More people need to understand this and stop doing things

Can he not spot and respect a self pitying wallow, and the underlying desire to to simply “not”

And what about the spectre of the chaotic third thing

Yes but how do fit them IN

Another morning of “oh no so much to do, I literally cannot approach this logistical conundrum”, only to be asked by my boyfriend what it is I have to do, and it is two very easy things

always enjoyed the image of her looking out of the window, and smiling serenely when she saw a guy slapping his big fat eight against her gate

Oh fuck man I wasn’t being judgy, just wondered if you had a secret way into that sweet little grid. I wish I could just make a puzzle app for my buds

Do you subscribe? I’ve been sulking since the update robbed me of the best thing and gave me the lamentable Pips

D...
D...
Dr.
Dr I-
Dr I am-
Dr I am sad...
Dr I am sad. Aid me?
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!"
Dr I am sad. Aid me? "See clown!" That clown...is me!

- The Pagliacci Sequence

why did I count the letters, like I don’t trust to you be meticulous in these things

If my mum doesn’t stop going on about Guy Martins cheeky smile, and how all the men on the lifeboats loved him, I swear I’m going to ask her who he is

Actually I think I could have styled it out, with a savage critique that management think of desks as assets and their human workforce as liabilities. Yeah, I’m going with that

Des Killing - Chrissie Watts in Eastenders

Just realised I have been reading deskilling as desk-killing, and am very glad I realised before anyone asked me what I thought AI was doing to the workforce

“You know. Sacking people. Killing their desks if you will”

Posted it on twitter, must have been over 12 years ago because I was living in London. It’s doctored from the same book of copyright free images that the Get Your War On folks used I think. I’m glad I give off fart suitcase vibes

I did! <3

Okay wow. We're SO CLOSE to 100 reviews. When we get 100, the algorithm sits up and PROPERLY takes notice of us, which will make a *world* of difference.

The strongest way right now to support Size Five is to grab a copy and drop a review asap. Your help means everything to me, thank you ❤️

He really is, and impossibly nice with it

Oh I’m just glad our finest guys have travelled at all. What do you know Bob from in the States?

Obviously that’s aimed at the BBC and not the two perfect beautiful men

Is it really thirty years since I first thought CHANNEL 4 TOOK THE RISK WITH BIG NIGHT OUT YOU LYING GETS

Fucks sake now I’ve got to do something better (or at least longer) than that for the podcast

I was singing bony arse to “owner of a lonely heart” last night if that helps

Had a health check a week ago, and the nurse said “no news is good news”. So their silence would seem to be a full throated endorsement of my morbid lifestyle

Ugh - this broke the dream that subconsciously inspired it. Feeling utterly haunted by myself

My Royal Match Team WhatsApp group is so horny. Hate to be the one saying CAN WE FOCUS ON HATCHING THE DRAGONS at the orgy but the dragons won’t hatch themselves guys