y’all it was medical cocaīne.

obviously, outside of a medical setting, it is not just jokes and rainbows and i don’t want to make light of it, because it has ruined and taken lives.

i can see why comedians have used it during sets though.

i had surgery yesterday and when i woke up, i was slanging jokes to the nurse like no other. she said that i should do stand up and i was all 😇

then she was reading my chart and was like “oh, your heart rate is fast because they used x to constrict blood flow”.

now what was the drug?

this is what i was expected to be when i grew up and now look at me; a half gay men hater (not ALL men damn)

i’m here, i just forget this app exists.

sup