Ruth’s Truths

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You’re a good boy Melvin! Next time you come to see Gammy remind me to give you life savers. I bought the variety pack cause I know you like “all the flavors”

Oh my goodness, would you look at that! My grandson Melvin must have told you kids to follow, I love him so much. Almost 1000! How will
I make that many cookies come Christmastime?

Thinking about giving Harold in 4C some yeast to help him RISE, wink wink

Oh my goodness, it’s just an honor to be included with all you younguns

Her osteoporosis is pretty bad. I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with that

Baking for the yearly “Bakesale for Jesus” event at my church and I just found out Brenda Freeman is bringing her Christ Krispie Treats even though I signed up to make them first.

My late husband Reginald, god rest his soul, had quite the girth. He once stuck it in a Pringle’s can and it got stuck on there. We had to get tin snippers to get that thing off.

Oh honey, the only way I feel anything is if it rips me up a little.

That sounds fancy!

Almost yolked. That was a sad day. We never again laid down as man and wife

Those summer days do get hot

Mash of scrote reminds me of my poor deceased husband, god rest his soul. He was hit in the sack by a swinging log. That was the last time he helped his brother fell trees

I stay away from the political posts because I hear too much of that stuff around the senior center

Now that I look at it closer, I believe you are right. He is like a handful of putty

If I get an infection, I’ll let you know. It’s easier these days now that the ol pipes run dry

I got out my magnifying glass and both sides appear to be the same shape and size. I think he might be one of those grower, not show-er types

That is a great question! Let me put on my readers so I can get a good look

In my day, you learned not to throw things out. Waste not want not

It was clean. Had the paper on it and everything

Post something random for the collective amusement.

Sometimes I skip my ibuprofen, just to feel something

That’s one way to get a-head

There are so many icy-hot covered gentlemen at this PT clinic

Well now, is it anti-inflammatory?

Oh Sweetie, I don’t like to gossip

My poise pad slipped off my polyester underpants and I had a little accident at the church auction. The auctioneer mistook my squirming for bids and now I own a birdcage and 2 curios full of Precious Moments figurines!

I’ll take a look see next time I go pick up my scripts

Is that near the ben gay?

Found an old Tampax and inserted it, just to feel something