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@zangbeef.bsky.social

song lyrics, mental garbage, and thirst traps. Vancouver 🇨🇦🍁

974 Followers  |  377 Following  |  73 Posts  |  Joined: 18.08.2023  |  1.5087

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🔌wired⚡️

02.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 156    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

I know what you meant to say but I think I’m going to call them fatlads from now on. ☺️

01.02.2026 22:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Keep on using me til you use me up.

29.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 60    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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🐻🍑

29.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Use me.

29.01.2026 06:35 — 👍 82    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

🐻🫂 Sorry handsome, it was all that guy’s problem. Nothing you did. Also for people to be jerks when someone is being vulnerable on here like that, it shows a lack of their character and that’s it. You did nothing wrong and I’m sorry you had to encounter that. 🐻🫂

04.12.2025 23:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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tonguebath 🐷
patreon.com/dramamine

26.09.2025 20:05 — 👍 2422    🔁 464    💬 18    📌 11

🐷 👀

22.09.2025 08:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that feeling when you wanna ask somebody something but you know it’ll be yet another no.

04.09.2025 04:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah maybe, but I feel like I see plenty of examples of this in real life as well.

27.08.2025 15:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Naked anthropomorphic bull milkman.

Naked anthropomorphic bull milkman.

From the vault: Old Patreon Dynamic featuring this bull milkman ready to deliver a big load of creamy milk <3

20.08.2025 20:06 — 👍 532    🔁 86    💬 4    📌 1

intentions, not outcomes

13.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok fine i guess i kind of want an air conditioner

25.07.2025 00:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me, i disconnect from you

24.07.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I love the bit of heat we get but it also zaps all motivation. Currently hiding from emails on my lunch break.

18.07.2025 20:22 — 👍 103    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

that feeling when you haven’t busted for a week and you’re not sure whether to keep going or ruin somebody’s throat

09.07.2025 19:42 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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but also like, horny pic too, it’s not all mental anguish all the time

04.07.2025 00:16 — 👍 260    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

the obstacle is the way

03.07.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ok let’s go do squats! 😈

13.06.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A random guy asked me to spot his bench press today. I feel officially part of the gym club now.

13.06.2025 00:21 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

give me strength 😑

11.06.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

there is actually nothing better than the musk of a guy’s nuts on your moustache during the walk home

09.06.2025 03:46 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well I didn’t imagine being less excited for SF6 season three than I was for season two but here we are. At least we’re getting Sagat.

07.06.2025 03:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seen 49m ago

29.05.2025 08:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jesus 🤤

29.05.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤤🤤🤤

11.05.2025 12:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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where’s my fuckin cuddle buddy?

11.05.2025 12:44 — 👍 151    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 1

the lethargy consumes me. need to summon motivation somehow. 💪🏻

06.05.2025 00:42 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Commission for @rodrigojacobos.bsky.social featueing a me of an alternate universe where I look like I want to look hehe. 💖✨

28.04.2025 06:15 — 👍 447    🔁 54    💬 4    📌 0

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