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Haha. Fuck - I hope not. 😅 I was completely checked out.

Now I’m wondering WTF was my face doing during those two minutes. On the plus side, I now know how to make wall sits go by REALLY quickly. 😂

Silly story time: At the gym doing my wall sits. Close my eyes to focus on breathing, and I guess I’ve been on this site too much. I find myself visualizing a perfect asshole, and in my mind, I’m going to town on it with my tongue. Open my eyes - my two minutes are up. Everyone is staring at me.

🤤

Hard not to recognize that beautiful belly. 😂 Gotta be @musclesnmagic.bsky.social , right?

Another great chest day, so here’s a late Tummy Tuesday to celebrate. Did 5x5 benchpress at 335lbs. I hadn’t done anything close to that since early last November, and it felt great. That’s two weeks now of feeling strong in the gym. I have no idea what changed, but I’m hoping to keep it up.

Is that a promise?

Wide Wednesday: Also, I heard clapping when walking down the stairs today. It wasn’t my ass - it was my coming from my armpits. Y’all - my sideboobs were clapping, and I really don’t know how to feel about that. 😬😅

OK now. I’ve used this exact picture to describe myself before. It’s often in the context of how i dance, but still. 😂

Well now my shorts are bulging. 😅

Damn. 🥵 If only you were at the pool when I used to swim laps. My confused self would have come out so much earlier. 😂

Felt extra big after tonight’s workout.

Haha. It is a problem. 😅

Thank you, handsome!

I can’t drag anyone into the disorganized chaos that are my Sunday chores, but that sure would help motivate me.

Get well fast sexy - you’ve always got an open invitation.

Thank you, handsome!

It’s the worst! 😂

When you have way too much to do, so you do nothing but laze around in bed looking at smut and lamenting that your ass isn’t being eaten.

Can’t help you there. For a while i was getting what felt like a glitch where i’d label my photos as adult content, and then bluesky moderation would add the same label again. That seems to have stopped, though.

Thanks - yeah - found it all the way at the bottom under the advanced settings. I should have looked there before. I didn’t realize all those different subcategories of moderation were in there.

Hahaha. Exactly! 😂

Oh interesting. I thought i did, but there’s a whole other page of many more subcategories with things Bluesky can filter that i didn’t see. Guess I was being a bit of an idiot. I still think it’s funny that suggestive cartoons are seen as something to moderate in addition to just general nudity.

Am I the only idiot who can see all the penises, balls, and gaping assholes on here but has to manually allow each “sexually explicit cartoon,” or is this just a Bluesky quirk? 😅 It’s OK if I am - I’m not always the brightest bulb, but this is kind of amusing me.

Celebrating having hot water again after four days of freezing cold showers. I’m a happy bear.

🤤 My face needs to be under there.

Was a great time.

I had to give up deadlifts because i stopped being able to recover from them - hoping to restart soon. That said, yeah, the belt can get in the way. I found that it didn’t work around my navel like with squats but was better when i let it slip down. Keep plugging. You’re doing great.

When the back doesn’t match the front. Also, 100% procrastinating from all the things I need to do today before this stupid storm arrives.

Things heard at MAL:
“May I please pet your chest hair?”
“You have really big calves. May I please take a photo of them?”
Things heard at the Amish petting zoo on the way home:
A five year old shouting, “Spread your cocks!”
Youth these days - no manners…