Dizzy Onaball

Dizzy Onaball

@dizzyonaball.bsky.social

1,143 Followers 542 Following 5,184 Posts Joined Nov 2024
14 hours ago

"We're not dealing with Winston Churchill" Trump said of Starmer and, hopefully, he's correct.

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1 day ago
Steve McQueen the blob poster

They think this is a documentary

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2 days ago
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Should we help by saying it's in silicone valley?

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2 days ago

Whoah, hold on. If you can find anyone in California's 54th district who will agree with you that Rep Jack isn't "a real rep" I will give you a million ArnieCoins

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2 days ago

Get some Kompromat on these Sultans of Swing. There's no way they have any Kompromat to hit back with. Our Favorite President has been totally exonerated.

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2 days ago

The Plymouth Satellites are faster than the speed of light.

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2 days ago

Like all Republicans, Rep Jack, I am proud that you refuse to put Our Favorite President in a Strait Jacket that would restrict his freedom of movement.

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2 days ago
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🎶duff, duff, duff, duffa, duff, duffa, duff
followed by either "I can feel it, coming in Walford tonight" by Genesis drummer Phil Mitchell

Or "anyone can fall in love"🎵 by Angie Dickinson, who swapped her Police Woman role to be an East End pub landlady called Anita Dobbs.

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3 days ago

Especially when Dirty Den told Angie he was filing for divorce *in the Queen Vic* during the Christmas Special and she followed Phil Collins' drum solo with her answer song, "Anyone can fall in love". The 80s was a confusing time for me, but I'll never forget Phil's EastEnders drumming.

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3 days ago

I eventually found TL: a Yakovlev Yak 3U (owned by Mark O’Sullivan and Scott Madsen) and the OOO.

Blimey, that was you at your moustache-twirling sinisterist.

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3 days ago

It's also possible that BL is Elon Musk's Dancing Robot v7.0 which is still not as good as the Chinese dancing robots.

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3 days ago

TL - Lavochkin LA-5FN
TR - Beechcraft AT-7
BR - Douglas DC7
BL - Corsair A7? (Bit distant and pixelated)

Assuming the Lavochkin isn't a 7, I call it the OOO

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5 days ago

The crap Mr Benn of politics dons his cosplay Barbour and flat cap hoping to bring the red diesel boys out in their tractors.

All because he didn't get to eat overcooked steak at the Mar a Lago important table last weekend.

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5 days ago

And Big Ben struck 13

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5 days ago

Thanks for the clear explanation of the jobs graphic, Rep Jack. You definitely won't be fired after this totally not made up interpretation. How you manage the labor statistics *and* the entire population of CA-54 is a mystery to us all.

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5 days ago
Jolly Green Giant from the 1920s to the 1970s.

It was decades in the making

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5 days ago

Happy birthday and many happy reruns.

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5 days ago
Preview
a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is smiling and looking at the camera .
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5 days ago

One ballot station per county makes sense, Rep Jack. One for Houston and one for Onehorsetownsville.

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5 days ago

Dover Sole Kitchen, maybe?

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5 days ago
Act Bar snacks

Like a dog without a bone
An Act Bar out on loan
Sliders on the storm

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5 days ago

Your understanding is correct. Also, more rigs this week is not a possibility in any form of imagination.

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6 days ago

Just give him a golf course in the Hebrides. He likes Scotland that much. No ferry, no internet, can that be done, John Swinny?

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6 days ago

Enabled by Deep SCOTUS

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6 days ago

"Hostes" is a nice touch. How she articulated her job description just as the plane hit the ground. An ellipsis would have been nice, given that "cabin cr..." would have been a bit 90s.

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6 days ago

Yeah, right. "Try walking in my shoes" suggests Papillon Doré; knowing full well she's a size 36 with 8 or 9cm heels. I'm a size 44 bloke and, if the stairs don't get me immediately, the bunions will later. Not a fair fight, I'd say.

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6 days ago
Walnut Whip (Nestlé) chocolate inedible thing.

I got whipped for that. [Onaball leaves the chat after terrible pun]

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6 days ago

It was my excuse when I posted "I am the Walnuts" as my favourite Beatles song a few months ago.

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6 days ago

We all know what Walt Nauta is employed to do.

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6 days ago

I'm British, and I know that Churchill (Keir Starmer not in the same league, according to Donald J Krasnov) "slept soundly" after Pearl Harbor, knowing that the USA was now inevitably drawn in.

Funny how things turn around with different players.

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