DURTY BEANZ

WU-TANG SCRAN
Tattie Scones the Wu way

15.02.2025 18:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Nintendo Potato. It’s a fondant potato carved into the shape of the N64 logo. Get it? So clever aren’t we. Anyway, it’s a nice twist for your Sunday lunch or whatever. Not that days really mean anything anymore. Time is a swamp. It always has been maybe.

26.01.2025 17:11 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

🍐 IRN BRU POACHED PEAR 🍐

Here we have a pear poached in Irn Bru Extra, with a pickled onion Monster Munch crumb and a blue cheese dribble.

Can you honestly say in your heart of hearts that you WOULDN'T order this if you saw it on a menu?

#irnbru #poachedpair

26.01.2025 08:47 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

CRISP BUTTY CANAPÉS

Centre for Contemporary Art, Glasgow, UK (2024). It's fair to say they were simply the most delicious crisp buttys ever... stawberry jam and wotsit... Twiglets and brown sauce... come on now!

25.01.2025 13:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SPORTS DIRECT MUG

Gouache paintings installed at Newcastle University's Centre for Rural Economy. What a time to be alive...

25.01.2025 13:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are here now too.... here is an ongoing collaborative public artwork with Mark Titchner. It's installed on Govan Road in Glasgow. Details linked in bio!!!

25.01.2025 13:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0