Corbel the Ape

Gorilla troop incoming

Afraid to start Warhammer 40k, not because of the expense, but because I’m afraid I’ll ruin all my figures because I don’t know the first thing about painting

At the Symphony, heard John Adams’s Saxophone Concerto in the first half. Thirty minutes of amelodic saxophone warbling accompanied by atonal lurching and gyrating by the orchestra. I liked it but I feel like it was physically killing the audience of 80-year-olds

Oh hey it’s Guillermo Del Toro’s brother

Watching videos of a wild boar sniffing with his long snoot

Yeah it’s one I’ve seen

rilla or griller?

Bottle of Mountain Dew Baja Cabo Citrus. It is extremely bright orange

Tried this today, it kinda looks, smells, and tastes like drinking cleaning fluid

I really hope he’s feeling better soon!

YouTube video by Chuck Drake Wendy's Training Video Hot Drinks

That’s better than me, I’ve had this in my head: youtu.be/_ZXeFPpPJeI?...

What would you TF him into? 🤔

I knew they would find me

Quest 64. As a huge fan of RPG‘s in the 90s I unfortunately got a Nintendo 64 instead of a PlayStation. At the time, this was the only RPG available on the system and it was such a disappointment.

Oh cool, the Path of Exile storyline YouTuber I watch got hired by GGG as their narrative designer

Extremely unfair that I can’t be a large monster made of rock or perhaps crystal

he is pointing

That hair is gorgeous

Wearing my class ring today. Is it tacky to wear a high school class ring as a grown-ass adult? I don’t care, I think it’s pretty.

Ooh gaining mineral traits would be fun. That’s like one of my other pet classes, the Elemental Savant, that gains traits of specific elementals, and eventually becomes an Elemental permanently at level 10.

It’s fun thinking about different combinations of traits to choose

This is rad

The ones I like (unsurprisingly) are ones that transform you or allow you to TF in some way. Like the Geomancer who connects to the land through leylines an devolves into a more animalistic state, or the Animal Lord, who connects to a type of animal and gain the power to turn into that animal.

Obscure prestige classes from 3.0 and 3.5 editions

Desiring to talk about D&D

Yep

I would totally wear this

My pocket watch isn’t working :(

Happy thirty

It’s not a horror story… for me