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Yes, my laser sidearm requires expensive single-use chemical power cells, takes several minutes to cool off after each shot, has a lethal range measured in dozens of meters under most atmospheric conditions, and blinds the wielder every time it's fired, but consider: it also looks stupid as hell.

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Wandering skull pursues man.

i think if you make a video game and you feel the need to put in the Mysterious Ancient Temple That Is Completely Abstracted From The Social Role Of A Temple for no fucking reason you need to be smacked. it's a tired, dried up settler colonial trope and it serves no purpose but it's everywhere.

Man goes to a doctor. Doctor says go see the great clown Pagliacci. Man says, but Doctor, you went to medical school. I thought maybe you'd give me some medicine or something. What the fuck. See a clown? I am right now, Doctor!

talking factually about elden ring lore feels like shitposting even before you get into theories. aye one brother steals another's body to pursue a romantic relationship, the act of which doesn't symbolically constitute incest, though does materially facilitate it. do you hear yourself

A black and white sketch by Letvinity demonstrating, as titled: How To Reload An AK As A Wolf. 1.1: Press the rifle against your right side. Rest the stock on the ground while holding the rifle with your right back paw. Grab the top of the magazine with your jaws and press the magazine release button. 1.2: After disconnecting the magazine with the tilt of your head, take the new one. Make sure to lock the magazine base between your jaws, and insert it into the rifle by rotating your head. 1.3: Grab the front end of the rifle with your jaws. Start tilting it while placing your right back paw between the stock and pistol grip. 1.4: Extend your right back paw while holding the handguard with your jaws. Reach the bolt handle as if you were going to scratch your ear and rack the bolt.

saving this in case I need it later...

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The bombing is not a distraction for anything. The US has always been terrorizing LatAm, it's a core part of it's nature

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

dude! where's my scarab?

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

bro did you seriously just play Lands Eternal Taken without continuing into Lands Eternal Taken II? you had the mournful intermission without the gallant resurgence bro?

I bet it feels good as fuck to go prompt critical and turn a us army reactor tech with an underwhelming career into the worlds most radioactive ceiling ornament

ACE COMBAT 8 THO

im feeding these hell animals fucking anything. fissile materials. small plastic explosives. batteries. 50/50 on getting a powerful new minion whos adorably stupid or a funny little crater

pausing the larp to clarify that my character yelling "no quarter" is not a stock phrase and does intentionally constitute a war crime for sake of characterisation, despite the fact that the phrase has entered into vernacular because most people genuinely do not seem to understand you have to quarte

rend

"what if i dont have money to buy all the music i want?" piracy is 10,000 times more ethical than using a streaming service. use soulseek like a normal person

the thing about the fedora linux """discourse""" is that the other distros will also have ai generated code, but contributors will just see that people are socially hostile to it and lie to your face about it instead of being open. you're not actually going to stop it from being used

I don't think I've ever once in my life skedaddled. I've scrammed, absconded, hightailed, and even on occasion vamoosed, but I've never skedaddled.

Groan.

the worst trend in female character design for anthropomorphic characters in media has to be the absolute refusal to give women snouts.

gacha games and fortnite are especially egregious with this. come on. just a bit of a snout. it's not hard, people. give the wolf girl a snout. and DON'T squish it

ohh i get it, all knowledge that i will ever need in life was already placed inside me at the moment of my creation, with sensory experience and reasoning merely serving to remind me of it

smart guy in an rpg: hmm..
party member: what's wrong?
smart guy: it's nothing.
(20 hours later)
smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

セミモチーフメカ

a group of people with their hands on their heads and a sign that says hbo ALT: a group of people with their hands on their heads and a sign that says hbo

materialist narrative appreciators when the simulation game provides a materialist motivation for doing evil things you regret in the long run

Urza's saga with one word ripped from random cards assembled into: Part 1 Discover Thran artifacts with your Brother get into an Argument over Dibs Start a Brutal pointless War Destroy Nature Plunder Nations Commit Genocide part 2 turn Dominaria into a Wasteland Forcing People to play COLDSNAP Light your Spark then bail on the Mess you made Apologize by using Eugenics to create an Army of Fodder to fight Phyrexia Refuse to destroy Phyrexia Because it's too Cool Part 3 get Betrayed, lose your head, Tell People to Assemble a Nuclear Bomb Out of random Garbage you Collected, then shuffle. Enchantment Land - Urza's Wild Ride

Seems like a good summary to me.
Firmly anti-Urza, he was a loser and his hot wife deserved far better.

We haven’t been mean enough to pro-IP concept artists and Walgreens aisle book authors.