Happy Pride Baltimore someone threw this at my head 🙂↕️
I got a giant bag of kettle corn. might never leave the house again
You ever book a show so fun the one weekend you're out of town and you never forgive yourself for missing it?
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. @andieisonline.bsky.social is hosting this ALL STAR LINEUP, and Baltimore? If you haven't been to Laugh Tracks yet, this is THE ONE NOT TO MISS
apparently wearing headphones and leaning against a wall means "come and talk to me, I've been waiting for you my whole life" to old men
seconds that felt like hours longer than I wanted to. It was Assassin's Creed (pirate's version)
cashier at the rofo held me hostage at the register until I guessed what video game franchise his tattoo was from 🥲
Steve did not agree but then I moved the couch by the cat tree and he realized that I may be crazy but I am always Correct 🥰
does anyone else feel the need to rearrange all their furniture every three months or is it just me??
On Saturday, May 10, Super Art Fight returns to Remfest. Our show starts at 4:30pm at the Family Stage.
Bring your friends, family and kids!
Promo Art designed by @andieisonline.bsky.social
#Remfest2025 #superartfight #baltimore
Neil banging out the tunes
#art
subtweeting the Pet ER because I wanted Peeps soo bad
death is so cruel and absurd, not a fan!!
I am not fixing the typo due to trauma, let me have this
this is neither here nor there but don't decorate with candy-themed decor if you're not also putting out a bowl of the candy you reminded me of!!!!
extremely fucked up that pets have shorter lifepsans than we do
oatmeal rats in cookie
☕
#Art by Death by Coffee
the friend who buys the group tickets should be allowed to list their friends as dependents
have you ever tried...this one? *clamdips and runs over your corpse*
Mike White you are a REAL one* (*pervert)((complimentary))
shotgunning a tiny plastic Oriole's cap full of dippin' dots in broad daylight would fix me
stop drinking bleach with a leech and come drink cyanide with a ride or die
sitting in the sun to improve my mental health and immediately cancelling it out by scrolling on my phone
Now, more than ever: we have a new episode! Here repping @superartfight.bsky.social , it's stand-up comedian, artist, and overall vibe connosieur, @andieisonline.bsky.social ! We talk about Bob's Burgers, #men, and the inescapable insatiable need to post.
youtu.be/70GVpF5FimY
look at him. this guy doesn't know what the hell is going on
you guys would tell me if I was on a list, right? RIGHT?!!
typed my work laptop password into my pc at home... I need a vacation
hootie has a cold :(
happy new year, don't look at my feet
