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Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐—พ๐˜‚๐—ฒ, sounds ๐˜€๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜, and captures the ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ€” he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:

03.03.2026 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1608    ๐Ÿ” 217    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Good blog that I think makes two important points:

1) All of these AI companies are not the exact same and you are intentionally not learning much if you flatten them into one thing

2) Don't get carried away lol

03.03.2026 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think most rational, well-informed people of any current or former gender can agree saving young men from their stupidest and most harmful young male impulses is the oldest and most important reason for society to exist at all

03.03.2026 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1311    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound

03.03.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1190    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

Fellas, I think your addiction to needing everything to be about The News is destroying you.

03.03.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
DVD WEEK PRICE LIST

$20 = Banana

$10 = DVD Mode

$6 = Double Points on next DVD

$9 = Triple Points on next DVD

DVD WEEK PRICE LIST $20 = Banana $10 = DVD Mode $6 = Double Points on next DVD $9 = Triple Points on next DVD

DVD WEEK SCORING

DVD War matchup win = 1 pt

Drafted actor matches DVD = 1 pt

DVD matches hat/shirt = 1 pt

Highest average IMDb score = 10 pts

Highest average box office = 10 pts

Highest single IMDb score = 10 pts

Highest single box office = 10 pts

Best DVD (voted by chat) = 10 pts

Worst DVD (voted by chat) = 10 pts

DVD WEEK SCORING DVD War matchup win = 1 pt Drafted actor matches DVD = 1 pt DVD matches hat/shirt = 1 pt Highest average IMDb score = 10 pts Highest average box office = 10 pts Highest single IMDb score = 10 pts Highest single box office = 10 pts Best DVD (voted by chat) = 10 pts Worst DVD (voted by chat) = 10 pts

DVD Week... here's what ya need to know. Should be pretty self-explanatory.

02.03.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"

Me after eating:

01.03.2026 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4875    ๐Ÿ” 923    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

something v encouraging to see lately is how clear eyed people have become about assigning fault to institutions rather than individuals. BAFTA/BBC tried to throw that poor man under the bus by seating him where they did and airing what they did but no oneโ€™s buying it

01.03.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1515    ๐Ÿ” 215    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a dril tweet:
โ€œin a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i โ€œDont knowโ€ what pringles are constitutes Heroism

a dril tweet: โ€œin a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i โ€œDont knowโ€ what pringles are constitutes Heroism

02.02.2026 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 554    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
YouTube advertiser survey
Have you heard of Coca-Cola?
Yes
No

YouTube advertiser survey Have you heard of Coca-Cola? Yes No

02.02.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1801    ๐Ÿ” 180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6698    ๐Ÿ” 1268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œLocal Mom Stupidโ€

01.03.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 550    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they should make a country that doesnโ€™t suck

03.03.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 438    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

02.03.2026 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1856    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
02.03.2026 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the Women's Mesh Top Sexy Long Sleeve Sheer Top T-Shirts Black Stretchy See Through Blouse Transparent Ladies Slim Fitted Tops Fishnet Hollow Tee Round Layering Crew for Party Clubwear Nightwear stays on during sex

28.02.2026 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The Substack right has now unironically adopted the end of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile as their talking points.

28.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1518    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Once again, in actual democracies, people do not need to engage in permanent litigation & political mobilization to retain the basic right to vote, because none of the major political parties make restricting suffrage the central pillar of their policy platform. We also don't have to live like this.

28.02.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3252    ๐Ÿ” 1031    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

27.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1731    ๐Ÿ” 299    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

28.02.2026 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3281    ๐Ÿ” 538    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon muskโ€™s signature sense of humor

28.02.2026 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5791    ๐Ÿ” 1125    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29

this culture is rotten. we are cruel to each other and cruel to others. we are mindlessly violent. we are literally a danger to ourselves and others

28.02.2026 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 546    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover
October 2006: 
WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US
Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything
Page 14

Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover October 2006: WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything Page 14

My all-time fav

28.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1072    ๐Ÿ” 138    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.02.2026 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8788    ๐Ÿ” 1772    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

28.02.2026 13:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5017    ๐Ÿ” 886    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

The global wellness industry, at $6.2 trillion a year, is 4 times larger than the global pharmaceutical industry.

27.02.2026 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1385    ๐Ÿ” 410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

27.02.2026 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4487    ๐Ÿ” 832    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 222    ๐Ÿ“Œ 137
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*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week

26.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2837    ๐Ÿ” 899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

in a literal total collapse of civilization everyone is fucked and the most practically skilled people don't become kings, they just live long enough to watch the people they love all starve so yeah if you think that's gonna happen just enjoying life in the city isn't a bad play

27.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4687    ๐Ÿ” 423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 177    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

26.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10011    ๐Ÿ” 2212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 64