Republicans, when talking about war and absolutely nothing else.
I’m really not a fan of “where are the student protesters?” discourse. You probably don’t see as much because university administrators, law-enforcement at all levels, many state govts, and the current federal govt have made it very clear that speech on a college campus is effectively criminalized
there was another time where they did a "sam i am" riff on my name for a bit so i assume there's some sort of corporate mandate for doing bits at the taco bell drive thru
i went to get a pick-up order from taco bell and the drive-thru attendant did a bit where they were like "are you sure you ordered from this taco bell??" until i said let me check and she said "nah just playing you can pull up"
They got unc crawling in the lot for content
Wow I can really see why it’s so important to stay on twitter
that is the reaction of a guy who just saw a real ghost
Says a lot about him that he's still on twitter :/
$200 a barrel is misleading. You're not just paying for the container, but also the valuable crude oil inside of it.
Could this be a solution?
it feels like the average programming discourse i encounter has gone from "check out this novel technique or library" to "you're so stupid, this next model is going to blow everything out of the water". it's like everyday is an apple product announcement
you are never more than 6 feet away from a lalafell dressed as marge simpson
on the bright side i can't imagine losing a democratic primary against ilhan omar as an ICE lawyer is much work at all
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Sharks, I am proposing $50 million investment for a 1% stake in my revolutionary product, a robot that disposes of human bodies instantly and without question, moral compunction, or any memory of its activities. Please make the right choice and invest today in Kefka
Somebody: “We’re running out of deadly and/or evil things from classic literature to name our product after. What will we do now?”
Final Fantasy: “I got you.”
🧍♂️ 🧍♂️
We learned this with corporations, I'll take performative and possibly insincere support over the alternative any day
logging into marathon
you can tell Wired has been doing good journalism lately because there's been increased whining by the extraction class about how Wired mysteriously changed in the decade since tech titans fully revealed themselves as sociopaths
from this recent Dorsey interview:
eat, and I can’t emphasize this enough, shit jewishinsider.com/2026/03/adl-...
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
Introducing: Piggy
We’ve had Piggy since January, she’s an American staffy puppy who’s now six months old and she’s the most fucked up little rescue dog you can imagine.
Part of the paperwork we got from the shelter was just a sticky note with “brown. deformad face” [sic] on it
stonks
when the identity theft protection ads talk about protecting me from bad actors i imagine shaq trying to hack my computer
holy shit
I sometimes wonder if we just named "soft power" something like "tall turgid thrusting power" would these guys have been more in favour of it and thereby less self undermining.
