Got it. I'm sorry for your loss. To clarify: You want a eulogy for your father that's ๐๐ป๐ถ๐พ๐๐ฒ, sounds ๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐, and captures the ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ต๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ต๐ถ๐บ. I get it. He wasn't just your father โ he was your Dad. Here a few options I came up with:
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Good blog that I think makes two important points:
1) All of these AI companies are not the exact same and you are intentionally not learning much if you flatten them into one thing
2) Don't get carried away lol
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i think most rational, well-informed people of any current or former gender can agree saving young men from their stupidest and most harmful young male impulses is the oldest and most important reason for society to exist at all
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Not gonna lie: much less exciting story than the headline made it sound
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Fellas, I think your addiction to needing everything to be about The News is destroying you.
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DVD WEEK PRICE LIST
$20 = Banana
$10 = DVD Mode
$6 = Double Points on next DVD
$9 = Triple Points on next DVD
DVD WEEK SCORING
DVD War matchup win = 1 pt
Drafted actor matches DVD = 1 pt
DVD matches hat/shirt = 1 pt
Highest average IMDb score = 10 pts
Highest average box office = 10 pts
Highest single IMDb score = 10 pts
Highest single box office = 10 pts
Best DVD (voted by chat) = 10 pts
Worst DVD (voted by chat) = 10 pts
DVD Week... here's what ya need to know. Should be pretty self-explanatory.
02.03.2026 23:08 โ
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Scientists: "Food gives you energy"
Me after eating:
01.03.2026 13:25 โ
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something v encouraging to see lately is how clear eyed people have become about assigning fault to institutions rather than individuals. BAFTA/BBC tried to throw that poor man under the bus by seating him where they did and airing what they did but no oneโs buying it
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a dril tweet:
โin a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i โDont knowโ what pringles are constitutes Heroism
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YouTube advertiser survey
Have you heard of Coca-Cola?
Yes
No
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Jackson @tree_bro
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
4:20 PM โข Jul 22, 2011
This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years
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โLocal Mom Stupidโ
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they should make a country that doesnโt suck
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Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!
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the Women's Mesh Top Sexy Long Sleeve Sheer Top T-Shirts Black Stretchy See Through Blouse Transparent Ladies Slim Fitted Tops Fishnet Hollow Tee Round Layering Crew for Party Clubwear Nightwear stays on during sex
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The Substack right has now unironically adopted the end of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile as their talking points.
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Once again, in actual democracies, people do not need to engage in permanent litigation & political mobilization to retain the basic right to vote, because none of the major political parties make restricting suffrage the central pillar of their policy platform. We also don't have to live like this.
28.02.2026 01:46 โ
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not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life
27.02.2026 15:49 โ
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hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini
28.02.2026 09:32 โ
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our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon muskโs signature sense of humor
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this culture is rotten. we are cruel to each other and cruel to others. we are mindlessly violent. we are literally a danger to ourselves and others
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Picture of an aircraft carrier, The Onion Magazine Cover
October 2006:
WHY AMERICAN HUBRIS WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO US
Richard Perkins On Our Permanent And Unassailable Dominance Of Everything
Page 14
My all-time fav
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other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life
28.02.2026 13:30 โ
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The global wellness industry, at $6.2 trillion a year, is 4 times larger than the global pharmaceutical industry.
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Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,
I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.
Thanks,
Zack Polanski
27.02.2026 15:16 โ
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*Homophobically* We need the 4 Day Work Week
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in a literal total collapse of civilization everyone is fucked and the most practically skilled people don't become kings, they just live long enough to watch the people they love all starve so yeah if you think that's gonna happen just enjoying life in the city isn't a bad play
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Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com
This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.
why on earth would you message me if you were real
I need you to watch my movies.
the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?
I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."
Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
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