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@talebender.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 😷Husband, father, grandfather. ✏️Author, ✏️Poet, 🎢 Singer 😷 #MaskUp Writers write. Each one differently. There is no magic method or daily word count to suit all. There is only one maxim: writers write. www.tallandtruetales.blog

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JDV?

07.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s obvious…..a pussypillow!

06.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œDonald, you drive me daffy!”

06.11.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸŽΆβ€¦home, home on the rangeβ€¦πŸŽΆ

05.11.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Cinderella's horses will be mice again!"

02.11.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Lousy drink!
I wanted Type A!"

01.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Played hard, lived fast, died young!

30.10.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heavens! A cozy coven haven!

28.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He already ate! I didn’t!

27.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just say…..Oops, no, sorry, that’s been tried.

25.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Done! Thanks.

23.10.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Witch alights.
Broom ignites.
Halloween nights.

23.10.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œ$200 for β€˜What’s My Line’, Alex.”

22.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHAL…HAL…?”
β€œI’m sorry, Dave…”

21.10.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man! That chlorine is strong!

20.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scat-terbrained!

20.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, no! She said yes twice.

19.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, they β€˜couldn’t’ care less! But I take your point.

19.10.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And farthermore, I know…oh, wait…

19.10.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBubble…bubble…toil…ah, I forget!”

19.10.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess we blue it!

17.10.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A cucumber slumber number?
Dumber!

17.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhere’s the guy who invented RAID?”

16.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O death, where is thy………BZZZZZZZZZZZ

14.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t go as fast as I used to, even wearing FTL.
But I’m still regular!

14.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI need this emotional support dog!”

14.10.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œShe took the broom and left!”

12.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Upset octet!
"Where's our food?"

11.10.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve enjoyed reading your stuff for years, more than that of any of your columnist colleagues. And although I rarely reply, I also enjoy your blueskying.
Thank you!

10.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Quoth the raven, β€œSever more!”

10.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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