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talebender

@talebender.bsky.social

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ 😷Husband, father, grandfather. ✏️Author, ✏️Poet, 🎢 Singer 😷 #MaskUp Writers write. Each one differently. There is no magic method or daily word count to suit all. There is only one maxim: writers write. www.tallandtruetales.blog

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Wake me when it's over!

23.02.2026 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 One of these things is not…..🎢

22.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uhhh…the cat’s got my tongue!

21.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liliputians?? I thought you said lilipuppies!

20.02.2026 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kiss me! I’m a wealthy princess!

19.02.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come here often? It’s a hoot!

18.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

J.D.? Is that you?

17.02.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pale bear bears pail!

16.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agatha? Is that you?

15.02.2026 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where’s the Bounce? Fluff us up!

14.02.2026 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who put this in my litterbox?

13.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Age verification? I learned to print in scribblers with red and blue lines!

11.02.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Grandma got run over… 🎢

11.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like setting foxes to guard the henhouse.

10.02.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYou stuffed him?”
β€œYup!”
β€œBow-WOW!”

10.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O Henry…oops, I mean Oh, Erik!

10.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Greater than 1865…greater than the New Deal…greater than the Marshall Plan…greater than the Civil Rights Act…will be America’s victory over and return from fascism!

10.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm watching Bugs! Get over it!

09.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or he drops dead.

08.02.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or the 25th Amendment.

08.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ain’t gonna happen…..unless the oligarchs who planted Vance in there for next time decide the time is now, and so instruct the servile Senators…..giving Vance a two year headstart.

08.02.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A man might mistake ammonite for Ammonite, amirite?

08.02.2026 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did asbestos I could!

08.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have a gander at those eggs!

08.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your call is important. Please hold.

06.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE fishing

05.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Driving stoned!

04.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Idol idles his idle car.

03.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Billy Idol idles his idle car.

03.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTake my…y’know!”
β€œNo, take mine!”

02.02.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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