@dantetheotter.bsky.social
Male | Gay ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ | He/Him | Otter | British | ๐จโโ๏ธ Doctor ๐จโโ๏ธ| Occasional NSFW Topics๐ | ๐ @orthofox | PFP: @Xantouke
I miss large boulder the size of a small boulder
03.11.2025 19:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
went to the garden centre to see the freaky polar bear
19.10.2025 13:07 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ณ
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27.08.2025 06:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Gone full insomniac in the last week. No matter how tired I am I cannot sleep till 5am ๐
27.08.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
when i tell you I did this once as a child with a brick of BLACK fondant icing and the next day my shit looked like runescape swamp paste
01.08.2025 23:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ur a furry in a gay relationship call that shit animal husbandry
17.07.2025 06:51 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0U canโt be going to an ice cream van and not be getting the biggest mr whippy possible
14.07.2025 15:58 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Recently I've grown up a bit and realised the lil slender twink of an otter that Dante was wasn't really representative of me anymore - and that I am just straight up built wider, taller, and bigger. So here's to self-appreciation!
Thank you so much for your amazing work @xantouke.bsky.social โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐
Iโve been told that I mince
27.06.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0fast rap is BACK
25.06.2025 13:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what the fuck is a labubu
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THE TRI COLOUR
15.06.2025 11:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is one of those games that only comes once in a decade.
04.06.2025 00:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY GOTY
04.06.2025 00:51 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Just went from waiting almost a year to transfer my care for crohns from one hospital to another to having bloods, a chest x-ray and colonoscopy all booked within the next month and a hospital phone call every day for basically the last 5 days
03.06.2025 13:25 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Had a fantastic first con at confuzzled - thank you to all the medical team for your help and support, you were fantastic. Will be seeing you all next year ๐ซก #cfz #confuzzled
27.05.2025 15:06 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Last working day before confuzzled ๐
21.05.2025 06:47 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0how do I forget about a seriously embarrassing/humiliating thing that happened at work because I fear this will be seared into my memory for life
08.05.2025 18:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Taste of her only clubs deck
27.04.2025 23:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
24.04.2025 19:57 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
When I was in school they made me take handwriting lessons because my handwriting was so bad.
Thankfully I never listened to them and I transferred that skill into becoming a doctor.
Never give up ๐
The dreaded flag
23.03.2025 14:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0These last 4 months have really shown me what it is to be a foundation doctor:
A fucking nightmare
Donโt worry, Iโve got you tissue paper dispenser ๐ซ
16.03.2025 20:05 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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09.03.2025 14:14 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Working 68 hours this week
lord have mercy
Working 68 hours next week. Haha. Kill me.
20.02.2025 09:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 04 catheters, all first try, wapow
07.02.2025 10:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Catheter king tonight. Everyone ainโt pissing. Iโm throwing them in from 100m away. YOU GET A CATHETER, YOU GET A CATHETER, YOU GET A CATHETER.
I am delirious
