"Bentley" 🐻🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧

Urgh uh hu huu hu huuuf urgh huf huhhufff urgh huf huf urrgh huf hhhuyyrgh hhffff 😘

Aww its so sweet 😉

WTF? My piss smells like cat food! This is what you get for spending a day in Birmingham. Vile!

What a weird day. My body has endured arctic wind on platforms, tropical air conditioning, sleet, rain, sun. Another arctic platform & a stuffy germ filled train full of people from god knows where in West Africa with at least 5 kids.

Christ I really do miss the peace n quiet of a COVID Lockdown.

It's true. It'll be yrs b4 I can use certain words, even in the throws of passion although I'm old n wise enough not to expect to get that far. But I'll make the most of every flash of light from a glittery soul whether they're someone I'm curious about or someone on here who supports a bit of hope

Having been on a ward with some pot head hearing his dead dad & another psycho smoke head off his tits holding us hostage, unable to go the toilet because a&e palm them off - wasting beds & resources. Just send them back out to the police. They don't deserve to be given a hospital bed. Lock em up!

The weed down there must be very different to whats here. It's mixed with zombie drugs. They just stand in the street unconscious until they collapse and because it's been going on for yrs multiple times a day we just step over them. Even the police don't call an ambulance.

I already told him not to panic over my surprise valentine card. I said I wasn't declaring love, marriage or anything worth panicking over. I'm just glad I've met a new, very cute friend that is in my life. He said he felt the same & all of his kisses were mine.

30yrs - I know the garb 😉

Just let me have a few days of kindness, friendship and heaven forbid... romance.

Oh boo hoo depressives in gay marriages. At least you don't go to bed or wake up alone. And if you're "husband" doesn't understand you then you either married out of "need" or latched onto the wrong bastard.

Home. Warm. Talking to the guy I sent a genuine valentine to. Considering we met thru a fwb who we're both pissed off with we are actually building quite a friendship with strong sign's of affection. I know - spring is coming, the pigeons are shagging on my window, it probably won't last.

Now it's a hyper strong synthetic stench coming out of every passing car and skank within 100 yards making you stink too. I'm no saint. I'd stock up on columbia on sat and walk it past police drug dogs in train stations every sun. No problem. Now walk past the wrong person and you stink of the stuff

Well I know first and second hand the problems of addiction so I wouldn't recommend any substance misuse. But weed in the early 90s was a pleasant smell that didn't linger. Although I was never a fan.

Someone in this train carriage
ABSOLUTELY STINKS of weed 🤮
It's feral. I'd have people like this arrested & tazed directly on their bum ring.

I hate the smell. If you're going to do drugs do it with style & without a smell. Chop out a line or hit up a vein. Weed is the alcopop of the drug world.

Christ I hate having to come to Birmingham. Especially when it's business and tax time. Thank god the offices are in the jewellery quarter so I can kill two birds with one stone.

They should have installed heating on the New St platforms though. Sodding freezing again.

Train platforms have to be one of the coldest places on earth.

I'm moving to Switzerland and taking my brush with me.

Their mens curling team are delicious 😛

Watching the mens freestyle big air at the winter olympics.

Have you seen the gradient of that slope?!?! There is no way you're getting me up something that high. I'd need hardcore sedation & serious alcohol. Even then I'd fight you every inch of the way up.

Due to the shit cold wet weather I think steak and kidney pie with added black pudding and chunky chips is required.

It's got everything a guy needs - meat, internal organs, blood and carbs. Yum!

Winter Olympics - Curling

The men do it fairly quietly. The women scream shout and bark orders.

Give a woman a broom and she'll turn into a picky witch 😜

Oh naughty me. I can cause a fight from my bed. I never knew I had such influence 🫢

Who'd guess me saying to an American that the dick van dyke mockney accent is not at all English. I could argue till I'm blue in the face but I've had my fun. I'm going to bed. He's starting his day in a mood 😁

A K-Pop Circus in Stoke and it's by the monkey park.

At least local pets should be safe 🫢

There's a reason I stay away from sat night tv. I become too honest for my own good. Luckily I don't care.

Mumford and sons - same shit pop but guess what? They play instruments and wooden boxes. Genius! Such original *yawns* talent.

Alan Carr shouldn't wear a suit that colour. I can't decide if he looks like Morph or a coeliacs shit

I clearly spent far too long going out with a train manager from Crewe. I do apologise 🫢

I noticed old inter-city 125s and classic rolling stock parked in sidings next to what I hope were clean and non radioactive nuclear containers behind flats close to Stoke station. Those used to normally go up the WC mainline from Stafford, bypassing Stoke, to Crewe and on to Sellafield.

Apparently he wouldn't have done her Michael Jackson or 9/11 $1 million dollar compensation for missing husband jokes.

"If my husband hadn't committed suicide & was assumed dead in 9/11 I'd be happy with a cheque for a million. If he turned up on my door alive I'd tell him to fuck off"

Yeah he's a proper kind soul who deserves better than what he's been dealt with. I've always just been myself. I just assumed it was obvious to everyone. I'd rather carry on being the me he knows so he's got a friend to talk to.

Oh I wish Alan Carr would bugger off. I saw him in the early days on This Morning doing some shit competition in the Trafford centre.

The next night he's a few seats away from me in Stoke watching Joan Rivers. During the interval he was slating her.

Him! Slagging off Joan Rivers!

Pprrrrrrlease!

I decided it's best to slowly drop hints so he comes to the conclusion himself. That way I'm not throwing something in his face and he won't automatically assume I fancy him which coming from traditional working class Stoke is likely to be his 1st response.

He's still waiting for his opp. We talk every week.Ive not done the big reveal. I realised talking to him there's a very small degree of learning disability with him. You won't notice unless you know the signs which I do because of my sister.

Happy with the results of the rugby. Now what do I treat myself to for valentine's tea?

As if I really ask that question. I treat myself everyday. It's the best thing about being single. It's better than sharing a duvet with a snoring fart machine every night.

Unless he's a jeweler 😉