Clause Nomi XXX (Chicago)

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BROWT GANG

Had a job interview, got to hang out with my bestie and then fucked this guy I’ve been crushing on for ages and then he showed me his Magic collection… it was a good day. 🙏🙏🙏

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What a cutie

My favorite view, who tryna to be the 🍑 to my 🍆? :p

It’s one nemesis is blue bounce shenanigans but that’s why you kill the blue player first lol.

It’s actually so evil, cause it’s like, a saw trap… you make a bunch of myriad tokens and impulse copies that “die at end of turn” and then either the board gets overrun or someone board wipes in which case any number of Blood Artist effects out there takes somebody out.

It’s evil. I love it. 🤣

Apparently when you exile every creature in every graveyard (for 3 mana plus tapping a bunch of tokens and shit) to make copies of every creature that don’t get sacrificed at the end of the turn. The game ends really quickly.

To those who care about EDH, this guy is a casual menace and one use in, I don’t know that I can ever bring this deck to my pod again lolololol…

Morning

Who gonna come help me deckbuild? 👀

Who gonna come help me deckbuild? 👀

I love following true budget commander channels, but inevitably I build with cards that I pull or cards within reasonable budget that I can buy or trade into! So my personal decks always fluctuate price wise. I’m not a “spend 50 bucks on one Magic card” kinda gal.

I guess after filming new content (more on that later) I’m officially out of hiatus in 2026… so hit me up Chicago boys. Let’s make some smut.

Who tryna get GAPED :p

(Also where do people live, I’m trying to travel more this year!)

Last of the decks I uploaded, everyone builds a big butt deck eventually…

I like using unexpected “big butts” in mine. This deck can do nothing or it can kill someone on turn 5 unexpectedly. You never know. Sometimes the butts can’t be trusted.

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I usually cheat the 37 rule by adding 2 mana rocks for every land I take out (starting with 38) and I always try to run a few cards that can become lands… adds some versatility and variance… I need more of the MDFC lands tho, for sure. Those will be a future upgrade I assume.

I was just checking and I was like, there are 36 lands not 35 so I’m curious what I left in when I was editing the deck that I took out previously or that I added by mistake lolol. I’ll have to go through the edit again later lol.

The deck cheats a LOT so mana costs are usually a guideline. 😮‍💨

I almost called this deck “the marvel comic universe” because nothing ever stays dead in this deck but soon there actually will be a Marvel Comic universe set so… yeah… sigh.

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In the process of uploading all my favorite decklists… none of these are “optimized” because I’m not spending another 100 dollars on random cardboard any time soon… but they are all doing fun bullshit… like my “card draw tribal” deck lol.

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Being attracted to men, totally cool and normal but LIKING men should be sectionable

Yay Drew is back!!!

Oh it’s fat and it said hi

Trying to remember what I was reading on my phone to give me this expression lol

One more I guess… 👀

I’ve never owned a suit before. Suddenly a lot of stuff is making sense lolz

Travel nudes hit different

Me next please

Just making sure my tattoo is healing properly 🤭