Monkey. D. Skirata

Zahn is the GOAT! The Heir to the Empire trilogy saved me in middle school when it came out. My dad would buy two copies of every new book so we could talk about them together.

He worked so hard to show me it was ok to love something unpopular, to embrace being a “nerd”.

I gave up after Disney. I read literally every book and comic before that. I read the first 10-12 books after Disney and I felt my brain breaking.

I’m sure there have been good stories told since then, I just can’t mix cannon in my head like that.

I’m really fighting against getting

“I fucking told you so in ‘16 MAGot!!”

Tattooed on my face.

I’m really fighting against getting

“I fucking told you so in ‘16 MAGot!!”

Tattooed on my face.

I think letting people who were gullible or ignorant enough to believe god is real after about 1940 to hold public office or other positions of leadership anywhere in the world was the greatest mistake humanity ever made.

My government is addicted to expending young lives for no reason.

Layla has been so happy with the new “dog bed” we got last month.

Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."

Abrahamic religions are the greatest threat and longest running suppressor of humanity and they should be stricken from society.

I lived in Belgium for most of his first term and remember what a disgrace and laughingstock he was in Europe back then.

I’m kinda sad I’m not there to experience this new epic levels of fuckery every day regime from their perspective.

Nothing will ever trigger the “second coming”.

Because it’s all completely made up bullshit that only the most cognitively deficient can believe.

Mayo or garlic aioli

So sick of the completely made up abrahamic bullshit.

Your “messiah” isn’t coming back.

Your god is not real and never has been.

Your entire worldview is corrupted by your ability to believe in antiquated goat herder mythology with zero empirical evidence.

Grow up and read some nonfiction.

Yeah, not sand. Mountains.

We will have 2500 dead marines within 6 hours of landing. Iran has said a hundred times they are waiting for ground forces and they’ve prepared for 20 years.

Vote as early as possible

AIPAC Shakur? Get that MFer out now!

Further proof republicans are uneducated, pathetically subservient morlocks with absolutely zero critical thinking skills.

Explains why they’re so religious too.

While constantly crying out they were chosen by gawd.

No, I understand it’s an ethnicity yet the religion is constantly used by genetically European people to lay claim to territory in the Middle East they have no historical or genetic ties, claims, or rights to.

I have the choice of Walmart, Target, or Amazon without having to drive 45 minutes each way to something else.

Iran, if you’re listening, take Rafael Edward Cruz too.

Thankfully 1/3 of Tel Aviv currently looks like Gaza and more Iranian missiles break through every hour 🥰

The man hasn’t had a solid movement since the 80’s.

Go Fasc, lose cash.

If your identity is tied to pathetic made up religion and a demonstrably nonexistent magical sky daddy. You’re an idiot whose thoughts and opinions mean absolutely nothing to me.

Pond scum is usually immune to most diseases.

My senator is John fucking Cornyn. He’s about to give up on 20 years standing for the filibuster to lick Trump’s taint a little harder

Ehh. I hate myself that much sometimes. I don’t deserve dishes.

Hopefully with those “gentlemen’s” funerals.