Tim

Last 3-4 years he played Safety. Fully acknowledge I cheated as his best days were CB, but he still kicked ass at S!

But, he's in team picture of my favorite Packers of all time and need to invoke his name as much as I can.

Absolute fucking psycho.

Leroy Butler. Brian Dawkins. Charles Woodson.

Luke.

Are you ok with rich elites that think we’re stupid and don’t know rich people do, and have always have had, access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and we don’t.

@gallego.senate.gov is so angry about Trump's illegal killing that he... voted to give two judges Trump nominated lifetime appointments just last week!

Just savaging.

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He's SO enraged that he'll vote to approve Trump nominees only 28 times!

Dylan Byers has a little buzzer on his desk that starts flashing every time a billionaire needs defending online

Guess we can add White Supremacist to this as well...

I hate this country.

These people are such fucking morons. Maybe if they consumed art and/or history they’d have a fucking clue how this would end.

Just a pathetic fucking loser.

Go fuck yourself

Man not born in America says people not born in America should be able to vote.

Which they will fumble or do nothing with.

I’ll be in Portugal after fucking skipping that Sophie’s choice

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

I wish I was as optimistic to think people would shower before boarding.

Great list. I’ll stump for a digital scale. You can get a great one for like $30. Save on washing bowls and just measure in to pot/pan. Ensure the best shot of success at any baking recipe. Weigh your meal to see what a real portion is. Weigh anything in your kitchen!

Just like cops!

Oh, I just scanned my card to get in. Lemme just stop right here in the middle in the entrance, along with my huge cart, so I can l put my card away and get out my shopping list.

I’m constantly mumbling “you’re not the only person that exists” to myself as more and more people have lost all ability to function as a society.

All this shit just reinforces that if y'all are expecting the military to refuse illegal orders, maybe stop watching so many TV shows and movies that fetishize cops and the military and read up on the history of those organizations.

And the next President of the United States of America...

Here’s a start.

6-3 for it. SCOTUS wants a King, they will continue to rule like he should be king.

What in the world makes you think they will vote against Trump? I mean, sure it's clear as day in the Constitution, but that will not stop them. Hasn't yet.

As a Democratic voter, the first, and most important thing, I want to hear from my Presidential candidate is "How will I appeal to the fascist guy that the fascists love?"

A Democratic nominee appealing to Democratic voters? Pffft. Fuck them!

Senate Democrats can never fail, they can only be failed.

She wants to go to war. She’s messaged it exactly how she feels. She wants to kill a bunch of foreigners, she just wants to be the one to give the go ahead.

Quite the fucking country we got here. Murdering people for twitter memes